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ANNOUNCER:
<i>The world of investing</i>

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<i>can be a jungle.</i>

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<i>Bulls. Bears.</i>

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<i>Danger at every turn.</i>

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<i>That's why we</i>
<i>at Stratton Oakmont</i>

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<i>pride ourselves</i>
<i>on being the best.</i>

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<i>Trained professionals</i>
<i>to guide you</i>

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<i>through the financial</i>
<i>wilderness.</i>

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<i>Stratton Oakmont.</i>

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<i>Stability.</i>

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<i>Integrity.</i>

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<i>Pride.</i>

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(ROARING)

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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
<i>One!</i>

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Two!

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Three!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Twenty-five grand
to the first cocksucker
to nail a bull's eye!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Come on! Let's go!

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ALL: One!

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Two!

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Three!

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JORDAN:
<i>My name is Jordan Belfort.</i>

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<i>Not him.</i>

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<i>Me. That's right.</i>

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<i>I'm a former member</i>
<i>of the middle class</i>

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<i>raised by two accountants</i>
<i>in a tiny apartment</i>
<i>in Bayside, Queens.</i>

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<i>The year I turned 26,</i>

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<i>as the head of</i>
<i>my own brokerage firm,</i>

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<i>I made $49 million,</i>

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<i>which really pissed me off</i>
<i>because it was three shy</i>
<i>of a million a week.</i>

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(UPBEAT BLUES MUSIC)

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<i>No, no, no.</i>
<i>My Ferrari was white,</i>

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<i>like Don Johnson's</i>
<i>in</i> Miami Vice. <i>Not red.</i>

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<i>See that humongous</i>
<i>estate down there?</i>

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<i>That's my house.</i>

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ROBIN LEACH: (OVER TV)
<i>For millionaires</i>
<i>whose ships...</i>

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JORDAN: <i>My wife, Naomi,</i>

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<i>the Duchess of Bay Ridge,</i>
<i>Brooklyn,</i>

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<i>a former model</i>
<i>and Miller Lite girl.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>She was the one with my cock</i>
<i>in her mouth in the Ferrari.</i>

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<i>So put your dick</i>
<i>back in your pants.</i>

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<i>In addition to Naomi</i>
<i>and my two perfect kids,</i>

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<i>I own a mansion,</i>
<i>private jet,</i>

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<i>six cars, three horses,</i>

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<i>two vacation homes,</i>

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<i>and a 170-foot yacht.</i>

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ROBIN LEACH: <i>Anchors aweigh!</i>

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JORDAN: <i>I also gamble</i>
<i>like a degenerate.</i>

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<i>I drink like a fish.</i>

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<i>I fuck hookers maybe</i>
<i>five, six times a week.</i>

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<i>I have three different</i>
<i>federal agencies</i>
<i>looking to indict me.</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.</i>

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(FAINT CLANGING)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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Okay.

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One more round.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, you like it?

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Yeah.

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Pull up. Pull up!
We're gonna crash,
for Christ sake!

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JORDAN: Relax!

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(SLURRING) Just relax.

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(GROANING)

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You okay?

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Yeah, I'm all right.

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Good job.

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You get in there safe,
all right?

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Till the next time, brother.

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Till next time.

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Yup, on a daily basis
I consume enough drugs

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to sedate Manhattan,
Long Island and Queens
for a month.

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Okay, Mr. Jordan.

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I take Quaaludes
10 to 15 times a day
for my "back pain,"

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Adderall to stay focused,

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Xanax to take the edge off,
pot to mellow me out,

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cocaine to wake me
back up again
and morphine, well,

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because it's awesome.

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Good morning, Nathan.

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But of all the drugs
under God's blue heaven,

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there is one that is
my absolute favorite.

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You see,

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enough of this shit'll
make you invincible.

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Able to conquer the world,

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and eviscerate your enemies.

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(SNORTS)

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Ah!

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And I'm not
talking about this.

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I'm talking about this.

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<i>See, money doesn't just</i>
<i>buy you a better life,</i>

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<i>better food, better cars,</i>
<i>better pussy.</i>

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<i>It also makes you</i>
<i>a better person.</i>

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<i>You can give generously</i>
<i>to the church</i>

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<i>or political party</i>
<i>of your choice.</i>

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<i>You can save the fucking</i>
<i>spotted owl with money.</i>

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<i>I always wanted to be rich.</i>
<i>So let me go back.</i>

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<i>I'm 22 years old,</i>
<i>newly married,</i>

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<i>and already</i>
<i>a money-crazed little shit.</i>

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<i>So what do I do?</i>

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<i>I go to the one place on Earth</i>

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<i>that befit</i>
<i>my high-minded ambitions.</i>

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I love you.

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JERRY:
<i>You are lower than pond scum.</i>

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You got a problem
with that,

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Jordan?

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No. No problem at all.

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Good. Because that
is what you are.

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Pond scum.

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Your job is connector,

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which means that you'll
be dialing the phone
over 500 times a day

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trying to connect me
with wealthy business owners.

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And until you pass
your Series 7,

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that is all you're gonna
fucking be doing. Sit.

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Sit!

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Now just so you know,
last year I made
over $300,000.

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The other guy
you'll be working for,
he made over a million.

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JORDAN:
<i>A million dollars?</i>

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<i>I could only imagine</i>
<i>what a douchebag</i>
<i>that guy must be.</i>

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Jordan Belfort.

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Yes, sir.

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Mark Hanna.

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A pleasure to meet you.

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And you as well.
I see you've already
met the village asshole.

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Smile and dial.

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And don't pick up your
fucking head until 1:00.

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Hey, fuck him.

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I'm the senior broker here.
He's just a worthless piker.

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Why don't you
blow me, Hanna?

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Now did you really pitch
a stock in your job interview?

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I had to do something
to stand out. Right, sir?

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I fucking love that.

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Lunch. Today.

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Yeah.

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We don't start
dialing at 9:30

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because our clients
are already
answering the phone.

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Three. Two. One.

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Let's fuck!

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(BELL RINGS)

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JORDAN:
<i>You want to know what</i>
<i>money sounds like?</i>

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<i>Go to a trading floor</i>
<i>on Wall Street.</i>

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<i>"Fuck" this, "shit" that.</i>

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<i>"Cunt," "cock," "asshole."</i>

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<i>I couldn't believe how these</i>
<i>guys talked to each other.</i>

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MAN 1: Good fucking package...

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MAN 2: Piece of shit!

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<i>I was hooked in seconds.</i>

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<i>It was like</i>
<i>mainlining adrenaline.</i>

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Yeah. Fuckface, look at where
the stock's at today, huh?

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You motherfucker,
you can't get any at 44...

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Pick up the
cocksucking phone!

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Sorry...

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You are such
a fucking douchebag, Hanna.

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We don't give two shits
about how technology works

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because all we care about
is getting fucking rich.

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Solid, 2,000.

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Jordan Belfort.

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Done!

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Time to paint the tape. Whoo!

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2,000. Microsoft.
Going in the hole!

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Come on.

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Live. Live.
Hold on, that is hot.

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In. In.
Shut that motherfucker.

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Shut it! Shut it!
Shut it!

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Sold!

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(MARK HUMMING)

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Yeah.

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(CONTINUES HUMMING)

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Tootski?

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Oh, no. Thank you, though.

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Mr. Hanna,
what can I bring for you
on this glorious afternoon?

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Well, Hector,
here's the game plan.

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You're gonna bring us
two Absolut martinis.

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You know how I like them.
Straight up.

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And then precisely seven and
one half minutes after that,

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you're gonna
bring us two more.

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Then two more after that
every five minutes

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until one of us
passes the fuck out.

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(CHUCKLES)

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HECTOR:
Excellent strategy, sir.

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I'm good with water for now.

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Thank you.

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It's his first day on
Wall Street. Give him time.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Mr. Hanna?

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You're able to do drugs
during the day

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and then still function,
still do your job?

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How the fuck else
would you do this job?

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Cocaine and hookers,
my friend.

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Right. (CHUCKLES)

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Well, I got to say,
I'm incredibly excited

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to be a part of your firm.
I mean...

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The clients you have
are absolutely...

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Fuck the clients.

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Your only responsibility
is to put meat on the table.

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You got a girlfriend?

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I'm married.
I have a wife.

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Her name is Teresa.
She cuts hair.

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Congratulations.

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Thank you.

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Think about Teresa.

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Name of the game.

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Move the money
from your client's pocket
into your pocket.

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Right.

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But if you make your clients
money at the same time,

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it's advantageous
to everyone. Correct?

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No.

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Number one rule
of Wall Street.

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Nobody...

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I don't care if you're
Warren Buffett or if
you're Jimmy Buffett.

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Nobody knows if a
stock is gonna go up,

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down, sideways,
or in fucking circles.

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Least of all
stockbrokers, right?

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Mmm-hmm.

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It's all a fugazi.
You know what a fugazi is?

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Uh. Fugayzi. It's a fake.

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Fugayzi, fugazi,
it's a whazy,
it's a woozy, it's...

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(WHISTLES) Fairy dust.
It doesn't exist.

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It's never landed.
It is no matter.

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It's not on
the elemental chart.

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It's not fucking real.

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Right?

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Right.

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Stay with me.

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Mmm-hmm.

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We don't create shit.
We don't build anything.

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No.

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So if you got a client
who bought stock at 8

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and it now sits at 16,
he's all fucking happy.

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He wants to cash in,
liquidate,

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take his fucking money
and run home.

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You don't let him do that.

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Okay.

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'Cause that would
make it real.

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Right.

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No. What do you do?

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You get another
brilliant idea.

241
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,371
A special idea.

242
00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:41,073
Another "situation."
Another stock

243
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,975
to reinvest his earnings
and then some.

244
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,311
And he will,
every single time.

245
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,780
'Cause they're
fucking addicted.

246
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,649
And you just keep doing this,
again and again and again.

247
00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:53,419
Meanwhile, he thinks
he's getting shit rich,

248
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,855
which he is, on paper.

249
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,356
But you and me,
the brokers,

250
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,225
we're taking home
cold hard cash

251
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,327
via commission,
motherfucker.

252
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,195
Right.

253
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,732
That's incredible, sir.

254
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,034
I can't tell you
how excited I am.

255
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,101
You should be.

256
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:13,406
There's two keys to success
in the broker business.

257
00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:14,407
First of all...

258
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,942
(EXHALES)

259
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,611
You gotta stay relaxed.

260
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,611
Yeah.

261
00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,179
Do you jerk off?

262
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,416
Do I... Do I jerk off?

263
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,885
Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.

264
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,119
How many times a week?

265
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,056
Like, um, three or four.

266
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,357
Three or four times,
maybe five.

267
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,291
Gotta pump
those numbers up.

268
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,960
Those are rookie numbers
in this racket.

269
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,998
I myself, I jerk off
at least twice a day.

270
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,800
Wow.

271
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,800
Once in the morning

272
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,968
right after I work out,
then once right after lunch.

273
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,071
Really?

274
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,071
Mmm-hmm.

275
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,306
I want to.
That's not why I do it.

276
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,376
I do it 'cause
I fucking need to.

277
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,244
Think about it.
You're dealing with numbers.

278
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:55,114
All day long,
decimal points,
high frequencies.

279
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,248
Bang, bang, bang.

280
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,383
(SQUEAKING)

281
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,385
Fucking digits.

282
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,021
All very acidic
above-the-shoulders
mustard shit.

283
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,389
All right?

284
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,389
Mmm-hmm.

285
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,723
It kind of wigs
some people out.

286
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,258
Mmm-hmm.

287
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,258
Right.

288
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,160
You got to feed the geese
to keep the blood flowing.

289
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,160
Mmm-hmm.

290
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,129
I keep the rhythm
below the belt.

291
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,430
Done.

292
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,998
This is not a tip,
this is a prescription.

293
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,233
Trust me.

294
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,233
Mmm-hmm.

295
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,036
If you don't, you will
fall out of balance,

296
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,038
split your differential
and tip the fuck over.

297
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,406
Or worse yet,

298
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,842
I've seen this happen,
implode.

299
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,343
No, I don't want
to implode, sir.

300
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,744
No. No, you don't.

301
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,046
I'm in it for the
long run, you know?

302
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,514
Implosions are ugly.

303
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,514
Yeah.

304
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,950
Pop off to the bathroom,
work one out any time you can.

305
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:32,318
When you get
really good at it,

306
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:35,754
you'll fucking be stroking it
and you'll be thinking
about money.

307
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:40,226
Second key to success
in this racket

308
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,760
is this little baby
right here.

309
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:42,995
It's called cocaine.

310
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,530
Right.

311
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,499
It'll keep you sharp
between the ears.

312
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,767
It'll also help your
fingers dial faster.

313
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,102
And guess what?

314
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,504
That's good for me.

315
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,205
Yes, sir.

316
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,808
Revolutions. You follow?

317
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,176
Revolutions.

318
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,178
Keep the clients
on the Ferris wheel.

319
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:02,982
And it goes.
The park is open 24/7, 365,

320
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:06,051
every decade,
every goddamn century.

321
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,153
That's it.

322
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,153
(JORDAN LAUGHING)

323
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,088
The name of the game.

324
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,057
Halkidiki?

325
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,159
Hmm.

326
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,159
Thank you.

327
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:15,528
(MARK HUMMING)

328
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,238
Come on.

329
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,241
(BOTH HUMMING)

330
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,112
We're the common
denominator.

331
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,217
Ah.

332
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,386
BOTH: Ah.

333
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,822
Keep it up for me.

334
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,558
<i>♪ You've seen the echo</i>

335
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,927
<i>♪ And the money comes in</i>

336
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,929
<i>♪ The parade comes to town</i>

337
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,564
<i>♪ Going down Broadway</i>

338
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,232
<i>♪ It's a one-way street</i>

339
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,366
<i>♪ Whichever way I go ♪</i>

340
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,602
(HUMMING CONTINUES)

341
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,638
JORDAN:
<i>The next six months,</i>

342
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,474
<i>I got to know the ins</i>
<i>and outs of Wall Street.</i>

343
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,945
<i>Earning shit money as I</i>
<i>geared up to take my Series 7.</i>

344
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,583
Oh!

345
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:12,952
Oh, fuckers.

346
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,288
Oh!

347
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:24,063
<i>Then I was</i>
<i>a licensed broker at last,</i>

348
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:26,332
<i>ready to make my fortune.</i>

349
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:30,569
<i>My first day as a future</i>
<i>Master of the Universe.</i>

350
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,446
I have Exxon at
86 1/4 six months ago.

351
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,648
Today it is
trading at 36 1/2.

352
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,083
Mr...

353
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,489
JORDAN:
<i>They called it Black Monday.</i>

354
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,991
<i>No shit.</i>

355
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:56,128
<i>By 4:00 p.m., the market</i>
<i>had dropped 508 points.</i>

356
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,064
<i>The biggest plummet</i>
<i>since the crash of '29.</i>

357
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,332
MARK: I know your family,
you know mine.

358
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,402
No, I don't know. Some fucking
country in Europe took a shit.

359
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,037
Let them do what they
want to fucking do.

360
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,372
Our market's solid.

361
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,107
This is not something
that you want to sell.

362
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,908
You know what happened?
A fucking tsunami.

363
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,043
I think you're making
a big mistake.

364
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,411
Yes, I will talk to your wife.

365
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,346
Trust me,
do not answer the phone.

366
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,547
A lot of people are
gonna be calling you,

367
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:16,949
trying to get
your dirty laundry.

368
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,017
We don't know
what's going on here.

369
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,485
I know. I know.

370
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,053
(BELL RINGS)

371
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,562
MARK: Holy

372
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,466
fucking shit!

373
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,304
JORDAN: <i>Unbelievable.</i>

374
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,673
<i>My first shitty day</i>
<i>as a broker.</i>

375
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,342
<i>Within a month,</i>
<i>L.F. Rothschild,</i>

376
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:48,247
<i>an institution since 1899,</i>
<i>closed its doors.</i>

377
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,449
<i>Wall Street had</i>
<i>swallowed me up</i>

378
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,718
<i>and shit me</i>
<i>right back out again.</i>

379
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,590
We could pawn
my engagement ring
if we needed to.

380
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,192
Babe...

381
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,192
Because I don't mind.

382
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,360
If we needed to,
I'm saying...

383
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,162
Will you listen to me?

384
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,162
Okay.

385
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,264
You're not pawning
anything. Okay?

386
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,632
Okay.

387
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,632
What do I always tell you?

388
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,200
You're gonna be
a millionaire.

389
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,469
That's right. Okay?
Just let me look.

390
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,137
We'll find something.

391
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,572
How about this?

392
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,572
What?

393
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,108
Nobody Beats the Wiz,
the electronics store.

394
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,543
Stock boy.
What do you think?

395
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,011
You're not gonna work
at that place.

396
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,012
Yeah, but, you know,
you start off...

397
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,080
Jordan, you're gonna be
miserable at that place

398
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,348
if you go there.

399
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,348
I know.

400
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:23,415
It's sales.
You work your way up,

401
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,616
you'll be a general manager.

402
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,352
You're not gonna
be a stock boy.

403
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,352
Why not?

404
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,454
'Cause you're
a stockbroker.

405
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,756
You understand that
nobody's hiring
stockbrokers right now?

406
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,257
You understand that?

407
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,559
Okay?

408
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,262
(JORDAN SIGHS)

409
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,531
TERESA: Ah. This place is.

410
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,234
What?

411
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,234
What's that say?

412
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,402
"Stockbrokers."

413
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,504
(LAUGHS)

414
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,140
In Long Island?
Stockbrokers in Long Island?

415
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,140
Yeah.

416
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,541
TERESA:
<i>It's in Long Island. So what?</i>

417
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,657
(TOILET FLUSHING)

418
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,563
Hey, uh, I'm looking
for Investor's Center.

419
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,800
What's that?
You want to invest?

420
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,602
No. Investor's Center.

421
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,770
I'm looking for
Investor's Center.

422
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:21,407
Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey.
This is it. This is it.

423
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:21,407
Oh.

424
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,242
I'm Dwayne. Yeah.

425
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,242
You're Dwayne?

426
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,177
Hi, Dwayne.
We spoke on the phone.

427
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,678
I'm Jordan Belfort.

428
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:29,214
I'm the broker from
Rothschild in New York.

429
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,183
Yes, yeah.
Have a seat. How are you?

430
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,584
We had a conversation...

431
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,719
We spoke on the
phone earlier, right?

432
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,154
Two hours ago.

433
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,154
Right.

434
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,488
Yeah.

435
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,757
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

436
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,392
They're up and comers.
That's what that means.

437
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,294
It's 3 cents a share,
that's $3!

438
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,595
You cheap fuck!

439
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,798
So, uh...

440
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:49,067
So where are your
Quotrons here?

441
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,803
Quotrons?

442
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,803
Yeah. Your computers.

443
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,371
No, no. We don't even
need computers here.

444
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,239
We just trade right off
the pink sheets here.

445
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,074
Pink sheets?

446
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,074
Yeah, they're penny stocks.

447
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,810
You know, uh, companies that
can't get listed on NASDAQ,

448
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,111
they don't have
enough capital?

449
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,245
Their shares trade here.

450
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,247
Penny stocks?

451
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,247
Yeah.

452
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,817
This one, uh, Aerodyne,
is a really interesting...

453
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,485
Or Aerotyne...

454
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,320
Aerotyne, yeah.

455
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,855
Aero... Aerotyne...

456
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,390
Aerotyne. Yeah.

457
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,391
Very hot stock right now.

458
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,792
Oh, yeah?

459
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:14,660
They're just a couple of
brothers that are making

460
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,195
radar detectors
out of their garage.

461
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,496
They're out in Dubuque.

462
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,630
Maybe it's microwaves.
I'm not sure.

463
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,332
But you call the
company's main line,

464
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,234
their mom, Dorothy, answers
and she is so sweet.

465
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,236
Good company.

466
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,236
I actually don't know
what else to...

467
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,771
I don't know anything else
about them other than that.

468
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,105
(BOTH LAUGHING)

469
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,241
Six cents a share?

470
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,443
Hey, come on.
Who buys this crap?

471
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,778
Well, I mean...

472
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,213
Honestly, mostly schmucks.

473
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,114
Postmen,
there's always postmen.

474
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,283
Uh, plumbers. Um...

475
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,651
They see our ads
in the back of, uh,

476
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,420
<i>Hustler</i> and
<i>Popular Mechanics.</i>

477
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,223
Our ads actually say
they can get rich quick.

478
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,424
<i>Hustler?</i>

479
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,424
Yeah.

480
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,725
You know,
those girlie magazines.

481
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,293
Yeah, yeah.
Nudie mag.

482
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,495
A lot.

483
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,495
Yeah.

484
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,396
We're helping them
finance houses,

485
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,165
we're helping them buy
their wife a diamond ring...

486
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,533
A boat maybe.

487
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,269
Is this... Is this stuff
regulated or are you guys...

488
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,437
What are you doing here?

489
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,506
Uh...

490
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,474
Sort of.

491
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,575
Sort of?

492
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,846
Jesus Christ,
the spread on these is huge.

493
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,214
Yeah. And that's
the point, that's...

494
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,382
What's your name again?

495
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,850
Mine... Jordan Belfort.

496
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,886
Jordan, what do you get
on that blue chip stock?

497
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,889
I make one percent.
Or I did make one percent.

498
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,590
Pink sheets, it's 50.

499
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,761
It's 50%?

500
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,364
50% commission?

501
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,566
Yup.

502
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,566
For what?

503
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,934
It's our markup
for our services.

504
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,770
And so if I... If I...

505
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:36,675
If I sell a stock at $10,000,
my commission is 5,000 bucks?

506
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,744
If you sell $10,000
worth of this stock,

507
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,779
I will personally give you
a blowjob for free.

508
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,915
(LAUGHS)

509
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,449
And I hope it happens.

510
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,185
(BOTH LAUGHING)

511
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,787
JORDAN:
<i>Hello, John, how are</i>
<i>you doing today?</i>

512
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,390
You mailed in my company
a postcard a few weeks back

513
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,191
requesting information
on penny stocks

514
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,327
that had huge
upside potential

515
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,262
with very little
downside risk.

516
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,264
Does that ring a bell?

517
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,264
<i>Yeah, I may have</i>
<i>sent something.</i>

518
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,301
Okay, great.
The reason for
the call today, John, is,

519
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,836
something just came
across my desk, John.

520
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,438
It is perhaps the best thing

521
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:07,739
I've seen in the
last six months.

522
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,608
If you have 60 seconds,
I'd like to share

523
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,909
the idea with you.
You got a minute?

524
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:11,944
<i>Actually, I'm really very...</i>

525
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,746
The name of the company,
Aerotyne International.

526
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:18,250
It is a cutting edge
high-tech firm
out of the Midwest

527
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,985
<i>awaiting imminent</i>
<i>patent approval</i>

528
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,754
on the next generation
of radar detectors

529
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:26,992
that have both huge
military and civilian
applications now.

530
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,794
Right now, John,

531
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,229
the stock trades
over-the-counter
at 10 cents a share.

532
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,599
And by the way, John,
our analysts indicate

533
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,801
it could go a heck of
a lot higher than that.

534
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,837
Your profit on a mere
$6,000 investment

535
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,974
would be upwards
of $60,000!

536
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,675
<i>Jesus!</i>
<i>That's my mortgage, man.</i>

537
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,344
Exactly. You could
pay off your mortgage.

538
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,712
<i>This stock will</i>
<i>pay off my house?</i>

539
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,580
John, one thing
I can promise you,

540
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,948
even in this market,

541
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,717
is that I never
ask my clients

542
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,785
to judge me on my winners.

543
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:57,389
I ask them to
judge me on my losers
because I have so few.

544
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,824
And in the case of Aerotyne,

545
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,727
based on every technical
factor out there, John,

546
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,997
we are looking at
a grand slam home run.

547
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,699
<i>Okay, let's do it.</i>
<i>I'll do 4 grand.</i>

548
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,268
$4,000? That'd be
40,000 shares, John.

549
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,737
Let me lock in
that trade right now

550
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:12,704
and get back to you
with my secretary

551
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,906
with an exact confirmation.
Sound good, John?

552
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,341
<i>Yeah, sounds good.</i>

553
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,341
Great.

554
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,709
Hey, John.

555
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,811
Thank you for your
vote of confidence.

556
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,313
And welcome to the
Investor's Center.

557
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,381
<i>Yeah, thanks a lot, man.</i>

558
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,649
Bye-bye.

559
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,754
How'd you fucking do that?

560
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,921
(MAN LAUGHS)

561
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,725
JORDAN: <i>Just like that,</i>
<i>I made 2 grand.</i>

562
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,361
<i>The other guys looked at me</i>
<i>like I'd just discovered fire.</i>

563
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,431
Great! Even better!

564
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,500
<i>I was selling garbage</i>
<i>to garbage men</i>

565
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,402
<i>and making cash</i>
<i>hand over fist.</i>

566
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,537
The only problem
you're gonna have
is that you didn't buy more.

567
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,572
Boom shocka locka!

568
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,341
<i>So I was selling them shit.</i>

569
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,341
(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)

570
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:53,311
<i>But the way I looked at it,</i>
<i>their money was better off</i>
<i>in my pocket.</i>

571
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,614
<i>I knew how to spend it better.</i>

572
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,016
DONNIE: <i>Excuse me.</i>
<i>Is that your car in the lot?</i>

573
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,751
JORDAN: <i>Yeah.</i>

574
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,453
<i>It's a nice ride.</i>

575
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,453
<i>Thanks, man.</i>

576
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,654
Donnie Azoff.

577
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:03,755
Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort.

578
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,323
Nice to meet you.

579
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,323
How you doing?

580
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,025
You know, actually,
I see that car around.

581
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,794
I see it around a lot.

582
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,794
Oh, yeah, where?

583
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,662
I think we live
in the same building.

584
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,630
No shit?

585
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,630
Yeah, yeah.

586
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,665
Twelfth floor?

587
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,665
Yeah. What floor are you on?

588
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,033
Fourth floor.

589
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,835
I have two little kids.
Ugly wife.

590
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,835
Right.

591
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:17,903
(LAUGHS)

592
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:19,771
What do you do, bro?

593
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,808
What do you mean,
what do I do?

594
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,076
For work, what do you do?

595
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,410
I'm a stockbroker.

596
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,579
Stockbroker?

597
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,579
Yeah.

598
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,047
Children's furniture.

599
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,382
Oh, good for you.

600
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:31,850
It's all right.

601
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:32,984
You make a lot of money?

602
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,588
Yeah, I do
all right for myself.

603
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:37,689
I'm trying to put it together.

604
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,357
You got your
fucking nice car,

605
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:40,892
we live in the same
building. I just...

606
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,361
I'm not understanding...
How much money do you make?

607
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,599
I don't know.
$70,000 last month.

608
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,534
Get the fuck...

609
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,103
Get the fuck out of here.

610
00:22:51,169 --> 00:22:52,604
No, I'm serious.

611
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:53,839
Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.

612
00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,007
Seriously, how much
money do you make?

613
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:58,510
I told you. $70,000.

614
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,912
Well, technically, $72,000.

615
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,814
Last month.
Something like that.

616
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:05,917
You made 72 grand
in one month?

617
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:06,952
Yeah.

618
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,858
I'll tell you what.

619
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,094
You show me a pay stub
for $72,000 on it,

620
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,396
I quit my job right now
and I work for you.

621
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:26,872
DONNIE:
<i>Hey, Paulie, what's up?</i>

622
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,541
No, yeah, yeah.
No, everything's fine.

623
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,942
Hey, listen, I quit.

624
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,011
JORDAN:
<i>And he did quit his job.</i>

625
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,079
<i>Which I thought</i>
<i>was a little weird.</i>

626
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,014
<i>I mean,</i>
<i>I just met this fucking guy.</i>

627
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,816
Don't fucking tell Susan.
It's none of her business.

628
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,184
<i>There were other things</i>
<i>about him, too.</i>

629
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,586
<i>Like his phosphorescent</i>
<i>white teeth.</i>

630
00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:42,888
...wife! I gotta fucking
deal with your wife?

631
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,890
<i>The fact that he wore</i>
<i>horn rims with clear lenses</i>

632
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,925
<i>just to look more WASP-y.</i>

633
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:50,562
<i>And then,</i>
<i>there were these rumors.</i>

634
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,798
I heard some stupid shit.
I don't know.

635
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,133
Fuck, I didn't even want
to bring it up. It's just...

636
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,068
It's stupid.

637
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,068
Shit with me?

638
00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:59,471
You know, people say shit.
I don't even know.

639
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:02,440
I don't even listen to it
half the time.

640
00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:04,142
What are they saying?

641
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,978
Shit about you and your cousin
or something like that.

642
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,480
I don't even listen to it.

643
00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,949
Oh, bro, it's not like that.

644
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,651
It's not like that.

645
00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:15,053
Like you married your cousin
or some stupid shit. No?

646
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:17,455
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.

647
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,191
My wife is my cousin,
or whatever.

648
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,893
But it's not like what you
think, or whatever, you know.

649
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,995
Is she like a first cousin,
or is she...

650
00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:25,163
Yeah, no, she's,
you know...

651
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,932
Her... Her father

652
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,802
is the brother
of my mom.

653
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:31,803
It's not like, what...
You know.

654
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,238
Look, we grew up together.

655
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,041
And she grew up hot, you know.
She fucking grew up hot.

656
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:37,876
And all my friends were
trying to fuck her, you know.

657
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:39,878
And I'm not gonna
let someone...

658
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,513
You know, one of these
assholes fuck my cousin,

659
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,615
so, you know, I used
the cousin thing

660
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,116
as like an in with her.

661
00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:47,652
I'm not gonna let someone
else fuck my cousin.

662
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:49,221
You know, if anyone's
gonna fuck my cousin,

663
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:51,156
it's gonna be me,
out of respect. You know?

664
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,457
No, I get it. Yeah.

665
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,860
I mean, you're not
afraid of like the whole
kid thing, right?

666
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:55,927
What? Having kids with her?

667
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:55,927
Yeah.

668
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,596
No. We have two kids.

669
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,964
And they're... I mean...

670
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:01,633
I don't want to get
personal, but they're okay?

671
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,902
No, they're not retarded
or anything like that.

672
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,837
But there's a big chance,
right, if...

673
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:08,240
Yeah, there's like
a 60%, you know,

674
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:11,843
60 to 65% chance the kid's
gonna be fucking
retarded or whatever.

675
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,111
That'd scare
the shit out of me, buddy.

676
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,247
Look, man,
a lot of having a kid,
or whatever, takes risk,

677
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,048
whether you're fucking
cousins or not.

678
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:20,085
What if something
like that happened?

679
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:21,753
Basically, you know,
if the kid was retarded,

680
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:25,156
I would, you know,
drive it up to the country

681
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:26,925
and just, like, you know,
open the door and say,

682
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:28,960
"You're free now."
You know, like, "Run free."

683
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,262
You know?

684
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,768
You're completely
fucking with me.

685
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,003
(LAUGHS)

686
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,539
That's horrible.
You're not gonna...

687
00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,208
You look like you've... No.

688
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,143
We would take it to,
like, an institution
or somewhere

689
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,177
that's handled to, like,
you know,

690
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,179
raise the kid or whatever.

691
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,649
You know what? If you're
happy, God bless you, buddy.

692
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,816
No, I'm not fucking happy.

693
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,919
No one who's married
is fucking happy.

694
00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:55,787
Well, I'm sorry
to hear that, buddy.

695
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:57,989
Listen, I'm really,
you know...

696
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,258
I'm really appreciative
for this fucking job.

697
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:01,660
I'm really enjoying it.

698
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,161
I'm really happy
with what you're doing.

699
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,563
Actually,
I got you a little present.

700
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:06,831
You got me a present?

701
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:06,831
I got you something.

702
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,233
Oh, fuck. You're sweet.

703
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,235
Yeah.
It's in the back though.

704
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,671
What do you mean?

705
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,671
You gotta go out back.

706
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,606
Like it's wrapped up
or something?

707
00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:15,974
It's wrapped up. Yeah.

708
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,175
I don't get it.

709
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,175
Neither do I.

710
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,710
Let's fucking go. Come on.

711
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:20,946
Your turn.

712
00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:22,013
I'm not fucking doing this.

713
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,181
You're out of your
fucking mind.

714
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,183
Smoke this shit, bro.

715
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,183
No.

716
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,252
No one's fucking here, bro.

717
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,853
Get the fuck...

718
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,255
Fucking smoke crack
with me, bro.

719
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,323
I'm not fucking doing it.

720
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:34,259
Smoke crack. Smoke some
fucking crack with me, bro.

721
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,995
One hit. One hit. That's it.

722
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,995
Okay.

723
00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:38,697
Fucking nut job.

724
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,144
(MOANS)

725
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,620
Wow!

726
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,222
(LAUGHING)

727
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,024
Wow.

728
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:11,796
Let's go run, huh?

729
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:13,999
We gotta get
out of here, buddy.

730
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,735
We gotta get out of here.
Let's go fucking run.

731
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,038
Let's run like we're fucking
lions and tigers and bears!

732
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,741
Let's run! Let's fucking run!

733
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:24,376
Let's fucking run! Go!

734
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:26,011
Go, go, go, go!

735
00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:27,345
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

736
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,647
MAN: <i>You've reached</i>
<i>Frank's Best Auto Body.</i>

737
00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:31,016
<i>We're closed right now.</i>

738
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:33,318
<i>So please leave us a message.</i>

739
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,020
JORDAN: <i>Hello.</i>
<i>My name is Jordan Belfort.</i>

740
00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:38,356
<i>My partner and I</i>
<i>are very interested</i>
<i>in renting out your garage.</i>

741
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:41,126
<i>Donnie and I were</i>
<i>going out on our own.</i>

742
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:43,328
<i>And the first thing</i>
<i>we needed was brokers.</i>

743
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,330
<i>Guys with sales experience.</i>

744
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,332
<i>So I recruited some</i>
<i>of my hometown boys.</i>

745
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,401
<i>Sea Otter, who sold meat</i>

746
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,802
<i>and weed.</i>

747
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,904
<i>Chester, who sold tires</i>

748
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:54,305
<i>and weed.</i>

749
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:57,108
<i>And Robbie, who sold anything</i>
<i>he could get his hands on.</i>

750
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,077
<i>Mostly weed.</i>

751
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,312
Can you bring me
some ketchup? Okay?

752
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,347
<i>This is Brad.</i>

753
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,215
<i>And Brad's the guy</i>
<i>I really wanted.</i>

754
00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:05,583
<i>But he didn't</i>
<i>go along with us.</i>

755
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:08,353
<i>He was already making so much</i>
<i>money selling Quaaludes,</i>

756
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:11,222
<i>he'd become the Quaalude king</i>
<i>of Bayside.</i>

757
00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:12,157
Getting any pussy
with that thing or what?

758
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:13,258
Yeah, man, of course.

759
00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:15,193
Bring some of them chicks
around here sometime, huh?

760
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,761
Let 'em watch.

761
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:19,097
Let 'em watch.
Know what I mean?

762
00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:23,068
Hey, Zip! You tell your
sister I was asking about her.

763
00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:26,237
Why don't you
bring me a pair of her panties
next time you come through.

764
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:28,940
Yeah, man. She said
she don't want to talk
to you anymore, man.

765
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:30,008
Get the fuck out of here.

766
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:33,278
Hey, Ma,
we got chicken or what?

767
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:36,147
Ma!

768
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,083
JORDAN: You listening?
It's easier than you think.

769
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:39,751
Every person you're
on the phone with,

770
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,153
they want to get rich
and they want to
get rich quickly.

771
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,488
They all want
something for nothing.

772
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,157
There was this one time
that I was selling pot
to this Amish dude.

773
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,425
You know those guys
who got like the beard

774
00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:50,228
with like no mustache
or some bullshit?

775
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:53,264
Well, he says that he only
wants to make furniture.

776
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,366
I don't understand.

777
00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:56,434
CHESTER: What's that
got to do with anything?

778
00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,736
What the fuck
are you talking about?

779
00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:00,472
I'm not putting words
in your mouth or nothing,

780
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:03,775
but you just said that
everybody wants to get rich.

781
00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:06,811
Holy fuck,
you did just say that.

782
00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:08,413
What the fuck
are you talking about?

783
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,747
OTTER:
Yeah, like Buddhists.

784
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:10,849
They don't give
a shit about money.

785
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,884
They're wrapped in sheets.
They're not buying shit.

786
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,519
I'm not talking about
Buddhists or Amish.

787
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,187
I'm talking about
normal people,

788
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,355
working-class,
everyday people.

789
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,357
Everyone wants to get rich.
Am I crazy?

790
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,925
There's no such thing
as an Amish Buddhist.

791
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,495
I'm pretty fucking sure.

792
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,495
There could be.

793
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,230
Can we get some
ketchup, please?

794
00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:26,498
Do you guys
not want to make money?

795
00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,299
ALL:
I want to make some money.

796
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:29,901
I want to make some
fucking money, okay.

797
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,302
I can sell anything.

798
00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:33,304
Shit, I can sell ludes
to a convent full of nuns,

799
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:35,340
and get them so horny
they'd be fucking each other.

800
00:29:35,406 --> 00:29:37,242
That's the attitude.
You can sell anything?

801
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,910
Sell me this
fucking pen right here.

802
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:40,478
You can sell anything.
Sell that. Go ahead.

803
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:42,413
Sell me the pen.

804
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,782
Can I finish eating first?
I haven't eaten today.

805
00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:47,218
Brad, show them
how it's done. Boom.

806
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,820
Sell me that pen. Watch.
Go on.

807
00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,388
You want me to sell
this fucking pen?

808
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,891
That's my boy right there.
Can fucking sell anything.

809
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:53,858
Why don't you do me a favor.

810
00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:55,527
Write your name down
on that napkin for me.

811
00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:56,861
I don't have a pen.

812
00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:58,997
Exactly.
Supply and demand, my friend.

813
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,166
Holy shit.

814
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,166
See what I'm saying?
He's creating urgency.

815
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,034
Get them to want
to buy the stock.

816
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,435
Convince them
it's something they need,
you know what I mean?

817
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,970
And that's the thing.

818
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,805
All nuns are lesbians.

819
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:09,407
What the fuck are you
talking about, Otter?

820
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,242
OTTER: Think about it.
They can't keep a dude

821
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,510
so they're gonna
start fucking chicks.

822
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,579
Four fucking times, Kimmie!
Four times.

823
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,047
NICKY: He's not with us.

824
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,047
ROBBIE: Friggin' Rambo.

825
00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:17,582
Now she runs.

826
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,451
JORDAN:
<i>But look. I knew these guys</i>
<i>weren't like Harvard MBAs.</i>

827
00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:22,353
<i>Robbie Feinberg,</i>
<i>the pinhead,</i>

828
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,422
<i>took five years</i>
<i>to finish high school.</i>

829
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,257
<i>Alden Kupferberg,</i>
<i>the Sea Otter,</i>

830
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:27,592
<i>didn't even graduate.</i>

831
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,861
<i>Chester Ming,</i>
<i>the depraved Chinaman,</i>

832
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:32,096
<i>thought jujitsu was in Israel.</i>

833
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,332
<i>Smartest of the bunch</i>
<i>was Nicky Koskoff.</i>

834
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,267
<i>He actually</i>
<i>went to law school.</i>

835
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:40,405
<i>I called him Rugrat</i>
<i>because of his</i>
<i>piece of shit hairpiece.</i>

836
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:43,508
<i>Still, give them to me</i>
<i>young, hungry and stupid</i>

837
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:46,411
<i>and in no time,</i>
<i>I'll make them rich.</i>

838
00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:50,248
TERESA: Oh, my God.

839
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,849
Jordan, that...

840
00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,051
You like it, baby?

841
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:55,320
Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

842
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:57,388
They're not the biggest
stones in the world,

843
00:30:57,455 --> 00:30:59,257
but I promise
they're really high quality.

844
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:00,959
It's beautiful.

845
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,260
They're so beautiful.

846
00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,162
Oh, boy.

847
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:05,463
What?

848
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,266
I know that look.
What is it? Go ahead.

849
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,501
I don't know, it's...
You know...

850
00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:13,338
These stocks...
These companies...

851
00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:15,039
They're like crappy companies.

852
00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:16,441
Well, yeah.

853
00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:16,441
Okay.

854
00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:18,643
Yeah, they're terrible.

855
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,245
Don't worry about it.
I told you,

856
00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:21,446
what I'm doing
is completely legal.

857
00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:22,580
Yeah, I know.

858
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:25,550
But they're not gonna make
anyone money though, right?

859
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,652
Well, sometimes they do,
sometimes they don't.

860
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,487
You know how it goes.

861
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,990
Wouldn't you feel better
if you sold that stuff
to rich people

862
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,125
who can, like, afford
to lose all that money?

863
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,095
Of course.

864
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,231
But rich people
don't buy penny stocks.

865
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,200
They just don't.

866
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,635
Why not?

867
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,939
JORDAN:
<i>Because they're too smart,</i>

868
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,307
<i>that's why not.</i>

869
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,310
<i>I mean, what person</i>
<i>with a college education</i>

870
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:53,411
<i>would trust</i>
<i>this bunch of jerk-offs?</i>

871
00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:54,379
Hang up the phone.
Tell him you'll
call him back.

872
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:55,680
I got 5 fucking grand
on the phone right now!

873
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,081
Hey!

874
00:31:57,148 --> 00:32:00,385
<i>But what if they didn't sound</i>
<i>like a bunch of jerk-offs?</i>

875
00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:03,588
<i>What if I could teach them</i>
<i>how to sell to people</i>
<i>with money?</i>

876
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,657
<i>Real money.</i>

877
00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:08,026
<i>So I decided</i>
<i>to reinvent the company.</i>

878
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,994
Gentlemen, welcome

879
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,364
to Stratton Oakmont.

880
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,066
You schnooks will
now be targeting

881
00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:18,269
the wealthiest
1% of Americans.

882
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,338
We're talking
about whales here.

883
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,407
Moby fucking Dicks.

884
00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:26,444
And with this script,
which is now your
new harpoon,

885
00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:28,646
I'm gonna teach
each and every one of you

886
00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:31,582
to be Captain fucking Ahab.

887
00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:33,151
Get it? Huh?

888
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,552
Captain who?

889
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,020
Captain Ahab.
From the fucking...

890
00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:39,724
The book, motherfucker.
From the book.

891
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,993
Turn your fucking brain on.

892
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,227
Fuck you.

893
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,227
Jesus fuck, Robbie.

894
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,497
JORDAN: Listen to me.
We're a new company
with a new name.

895
00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:49,701
A company that our clients
can believe in.

896
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:52,970
A company that
our clients can trust.

897
00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:57,408
A firm whose roots
are so deeply
embedded into Wall Street

898
00:32:57,475 --> 00:33:00,712
that our very founders
sailed over on the <i>Mayflower</i>

899
00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:02,613
and chiseled the name
Stratton Oakmont

900
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,350
right into
Plymouth fucking Rock!

901
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,018
You got it?

902
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,018
(ALL CHUCKLING)

903
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:08,619
What we're gonna do is this.

904
00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:12,123
First we pitch 'em
Disney, ATandamp;T, IBM,

905
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,092
blue chip stocks
exclusively.

906
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,494
Companies these people know.

907
00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:20,298
Once we've suckered them in,
we unload the dog shit.

908
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:22,433
The pink sheets,
the penny stocks,

909
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,402
where we make the money.

910
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,738
50% commission, baby.

911
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,738
Ooh.

912
00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:29,607
Now the key to making money
in a situation like this

913
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:33,010
is to position yourself now
before the settlement.

914
00:33:33,077 --> 00:33:35,480
Because by the time
you read about it in
<i>The Wall Street Journal,</i>

915
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,415
it's already too late.

916
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,650
Then you wait.

917
00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:41,018
You wait.

918
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,488
And whoever
speaks first loses.

919
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,024
CLIENT: <i>Sorry, uh...</i>

920
00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:48,593
<i>I appreciate the call.</i>

921
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:50,795
<i>I really have to give</i>
<i>this some thought</i>

922
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,630
<i>and talk to my wife about it.</i>

923
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,232
<i>Can I call you back?</i>

924
00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:55,600
They don't know, right?
They gotta think about it,

925
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:58,069
they gotta talk
to their fucking wives,
or the fucking Tooth Fairy.

926
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,171
Point is, it doesn't matter
what the fuck they say.

927
00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:03,541
The only real objection
that they have is that
they don't trust you guys.

928
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:05,276
And why should they trust you?
I mean, look at you.

929
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:07,078
You're a bunch of fucking
sleazy salesmen, right?

930
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:08,179
(ALL LAUGHING)

931
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,047
So, what do you say?

932
00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:13,117
You mean to tell me
that if I put you in
at Union Carbide at 7

933
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:14,685
and took you out at 32...

934
00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:17,288
Texas Instruments at 11
and took you out at 47...

935
00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,757
U.S. Steel at 16,
took you out at 41...

936
00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:21,592
You wouldn't be saying
to me right now, "Chester,

937
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:23,461
"pick me up a few thousand
shares of Disney

938
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,630
"on the spot, right now.
Come on."

939
00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,064
Honestly, Kevin?
Honestly? Seriously?

940
00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,499
<i>I don't know you.</i>

941
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,768
<i>You cold-called me.</i>
<i>You're a total stranger.</i>

942
00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:31,836
I am in complete
agreement with you.

943
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,671
You don't know me,
I don't know you.

944
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:34,839
Let me introduce
myself to you.

945
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,507
My name is Alden Kupferberg.

946
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,775
Robbie Feinberg.

947
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,775
Chester Ming.

948
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,644
I'm Senior Vice President
at Stratton Oakmont...

949
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,345
...and I plan on being
one of the...

950
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,714
...top brokers
in my firm next year.

951
00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:45,616
And I'm not gonna get there
by being wrong, Stanley.

952
00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:47,618
<i>I do wanna say that</i>
<i>you sound like a...</i>

953
00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:49,654
<i>You sound like</i>
<i>a pretty sincere guy.</i>

954
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,655
(LAUGHING)

955
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,655
OTTER: <i>It's not gonna</i>
<i>make you rich</i>

956
00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:51,589
<i>and it's not gonna</i>
<i>make you poor.</i>

957
00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:54,525
But what this trade
will do is serve as...

958
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,694
...a benchmark for
future business, Kevin.

959
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,596
You feel comfortable
with me now, Scotty?

960
00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:00,131
And then you'll know for sure

961
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:02,266
that you finally found
a broker on Wall Street

962
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,701
that you can trust,

963
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:07,472
and who can consistently
make you money.

964
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:08,806
Sound fair enough?

965
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:11,142
(MOUTHING)

966
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:13,678
<i>You know what... Yeah.</i>

967
00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,513
<i>I gotta say,</i>
<i>I'm pretty impressed.</i>

968
00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:18,683
<i>What are you thinking?</i>

969
00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:19,550
Kevin.

970
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:22,520
You give me one shot here

971
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:25,223
on a blue chip stock
like Kodak,

972
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,492
and believe me, Kevin,

973
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:29,894
the only problem
you're gonna have

974
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,497
is that you didn't buy more.

975
00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:33,831
Sound fair enough?

976
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:36,601
<i>Shit. My...</i>

977
00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:40,638
<i>Uh...</i>
(CHUCKLES)

978
00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:42,206
<i>My wife might</i>
<i>divorce me, but...</i>

979
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:43,574
<i>Yeah, let's do it.</i>

980
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,209
(ALL LAUGHING QUIETLY)

981
00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:46,511
Excellent choice, Kevin.

982
00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:48,513
How much do you
want to go for this time?

983
00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,448
<i>Let's do 5... $5,000.</i>

984
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:51,716
Can we try 8,000, Kevin?

985
00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:53,518
<i>All right. Let's do 10.</i>

986
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:54,485
Ten.

987
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:54,485
<i>You want to do that?</i>

988
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:55,753
Excellent choice!

989
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,255
Kevin, let me lock in
that trade right now

990
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,556
and get back to you
in a few minutes

991
00:35:58,623 --> 00:35:59,824
with an exact
confirmation, Kevin.

992
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:02,693
And welcome to
Stratton Oakmont.

993
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,829
<i>Thanks, man.</i>
<i>I'm gonna have a beer.</i>

994
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,163
<i>This is fun.</i>

995
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:07,532
Take it easy, Kev.

996
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,233
<i>Hey, thanks, Jordan.</i>
<i>Thanks a...</i>

997
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,270
Fuck that motherfucker!

998
00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:13,671
That's what
I'm talking about!

999
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:18,809
What a fucking idiot.

1000
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:22,647
The one thing I know about
in this world is airlines.

1001
00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:25,716
And Cuchon Airlines
is the future of airlines.

1002
00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:27,184
Get in now or...

1003
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,686
I'm Nicky Koskoff...

1004
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,686
Chester Ming...

1005
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:29,954
BOTH: ...and I'm
a Senior Vice President

1006
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,956
with Stratton Oakmont.

1007
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:35,860
Judy, I am so,
so, so sorry for your loss.

1008
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,261
When did he pass?

1009
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:38,229
Just say I'm wrong, right.

1010
00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:39,397
And the stock goes down
a couple points...

1011
00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:40,331
...and it makes you,
in the words
of my grandfather,

1012
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:43,734
God rest his soul,
"A shit ton of money."

1013
00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:44,802
It's like getting in on
fucking sunlight

1014
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,704
before there was fucking
sunlight. You understand?

1015
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,472
MAN: <i>Can we do 8,000 shares?</i>

1016
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,807
MAN 2: <i>Okay, 25,000.</i>

1017
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,344
That's a very
intelligent decision.

1018
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:54,645
I'm gonna transfer you
to my sales associate.

1019
00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:57,648
Rhonda!

1020
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:58,816
Rhonda!

1021
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:58,816
...put you through to Andrea.

1022
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,585
Has anybody fucking
seen Rhonda?

1023
00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:03,921
(BELL RINGING)

1024
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,392
<i>Everybody have a good week?</i>

1025
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:09,527
ALL: Yeah!

1026
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:11,896
<i>The end of the month.</i>

1027
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:15,700
<i>$28.7 million</i>
<i>in gross commissions,</i>

1028
00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:18,502
<i>all from</i>
<i>pink sheet stock, boys!</i>

1029
00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:23,474
<i>And to celebrate with our</i>
<i>weekly act of debauchery,</i>

1030
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,309
<i>I have offered our lovely</i>
<i>sales assistant,</i>

1031
00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:27,311
<i>Danielle Harrison, here,</i>

1032
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:30,915
<i>$10,000 to shave</i>
<i>her fucking head!</i>

1033
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:31,983
(ALL CHEERING)

1034
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:31,983
Yeah!

1035
00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:33,250
(LAUGHING)

1036
00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:35,753
NICKY: Yeah, you want this?

1037
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:36,921
You want this?

1038
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:39,490
<i>Let's scalp her!</i>
<i>Scalp her!</i>

1039
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,759
NICKY:
Let the scalping begin!

1040
00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:44,662
(ALL CONTINUE CHANTING)

1041
00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:46,797
ALL: Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!

1042
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:51,002
JORDAN:
<i>FYI, boys, Danielle</i>
<i>has promised</i>

1043
00:37:51,068 --> 00:37:54,038
<i>to use this $10,000</i>
<i>for breast implants!</i>

1044
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,673
<i>She's already got C cups,</i>

1045
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,842
<i>but now she wants</i>
<i>fucking double D's!</i>

1046
00:37:57,908 --> 00:38:00,044
<i>Is this a great fucking</i>
<i>company or what?</i>

1047
00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:05,583
<i>Is this the greatest company</i>
<i>in the world?</i>

1048
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,287
<i>Donnie!</i>

1049
00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:13,524
<i>Blow the roof</i>
<i>off this motherfucker!</i>

1050
00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:18,763
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)

1051
00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:43,721
Champagne?

1052
00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:43,721
Whoo!

1053
00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,960
<i>Send in the stripees!</i>

1054
00:38:50,394 --> 00:38:52,029
(ALL CHEERING)

1055
00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:25,563
Mine!

1056
00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:31,902
(YELLING)

1057
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:44,515
JORDAN:
<i>Word about us spread</i>
<i>throughout Wall Street.</i>

1058
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,083
<i>Even the places</i>
<i>I didn't want it to.</i>

1059
00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:58,562
<i>It wasn't long before</i>
Forbes <i>magazine,</i>

1060
00:39:58,629 --> 00:40:01,632
<i>the flagship of Wall Street,</i>
<i>called to do a profile on me.</i>

1061
00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:04,635
Let me ask you,
how do you see the future
for Stratton Oakmont?

1062
00:40:04,702 --> 00:40:05,870
One word?

1063
00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:10,074
(EXHALES) Diversification.

1064
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,776
Sounds good. Thank you so
much. I have more than enough.

1065
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:12,943
I appreciate your time.

1066
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:12,943
Fantastic.

1067
00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:14,145
Can we get a quick picture?

1068
00:40:14,211 --> 00:40:15,112
(CAMERA CLICKS)

1069
00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:18,749
JORDAN:
<i>A total fucking hatchet job.</i>

1070
00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:21,051
<i>This conniving little twat!</i>
<i>Look at this!</i>

1071
00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:23,721
"The Wolf of Wall Street"
they call me. Look.

1072
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:24,889
Your hair looks good.

1073
00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:26,457
Well, my hair looks good.

1074
00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:26,457
Yeah.

1075
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:27,892
"Jordan Belfort,

1076
00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:30,694
"sounding like a kind of
twisted Robin Hood

1077
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,430
"who takes from the rich
and gives to himself

1078
00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,065
"and his merry little
band of brokers."

1079
00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,967
Read that. Read it.

1080
00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,967
Listen.

1081
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:40,671
There is no such thing
as bad publicity, sweetheart.

1082
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,139
Read the article, babe.

1083
00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:44,842
Jordan, you look great!
You're in a huge magazine.

1084
00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:46,010
Big fucking deal
I look great.

1085
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:47,611
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1086
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:48,879
MAN: Mr. Belfort! Can you
look at my resume, please?

1087
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,881
Excuse me, excuse me, sir!

1088
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:55,452
Calm the fuck down!

1089
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:56,887
What the hell's all this?

1090
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:59,623
It's the <i>Forbes</i> article.
They all want to
work for you now.

1091
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:00,791
Hey! What did I say?

1092
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,526
I'm just trying to be nice.

1093
00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:05,462
Hey, you want a job,
you talk to me!

1094
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:06,630
Mr. Belfort!

1095
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:06,630
Give me one minute.

1096
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:10,601
JORDAN:
Forbes <i>made me a superstar.</i>

1097
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:16,106
<i>Every day, dozens of</i>
<i>money-crazed kids beat</i>
<i>a path to my door.</i>

1098
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:19,109
<i>If we hired 'em,</i>
<i>they dropped straight</i>
<i>out of college overnight</i>

1099
00:41:19,176 --> 00:41:21,045
<i>and spent whatever</i>
<i>allowance they had</i>

1100
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:23,547
<i>on a new suit</i>
<i>from our Stratton tailor.</i>

1101
00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:25,783
Are you fucking
serious right now?

1102
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:29,186
<i>I mean, we were literally</i>
<i>putting clothes</i>
<i>on these kids' backs.</i>

1103
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:32,723
<i>And here comes this jerk-off</i>
<i>sniffing around.</i>

1104
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:35,659
<i>But, you know, every time</i>
<i>someone rises up</i>
<i>in this world,</i>

1105
00:41:35,726 --> 00:41:38,929
<i>there's always</i>
<i>gonna be some asshole</i>
<i>trying to drag him down.</i>

1106
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:42,666
<i>Within months,</i>
<i>we doubled in size,</i>

1107
00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,068
<i>moved to even bigger offices.</i>

1108
00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:46,270
(GRUNTING)

1109
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,805
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1110
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,544
<i>It was a madhouse.</i>

1111
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:55,112
<i>A greed-fest,</i>

1112
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,949
<i>with equal parts cocaine,</i>
<i>testosterone,</i>
<i>and body fluids.</i>

1113
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,151
(SCREAMING) Yes!

1114
00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:04,989
<i>It got so bad,</i>
<i>I had to declare the office</i>
<i>a fuck-free zone</i>

1115
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:06,991
<i>between the hours of</i>
<i>9:00 and 7:00.</i>

1116
00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:09,727
<i>But I'm telling you,</i>
<i>even that didn't help.</i>

1117
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:12,863
<i>Actually, the madness started</i>
<i>on our very first day,</i>

1118
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,231
<i>when one of our brokers,</i>
<i>Ben Jenner,</i>

1119
00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:16,634
<i>christened the elevator</i>
<i>by getting a blowjob</i>

1120
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,235
<i>from a sales assistant.</i>

1121
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:20,204
<i>Her name was Pam,</i>
<i>and to her credit,</i>

1122
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,573
<i>she did have this</i>
<i>amazing technique,</i>

1123
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,242
<i>with this wild twist</i>
<i>and jerk motion.</i>

1124
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:26,844
<i>About a month later,</i>

1125
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,646
<i>Donnie and I decided</i>
<i>to double-team her</i>

1126
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:30,214
<i>on a Saturday afternoon</i>

1127
00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:33,017
<i>while our wives</i>
<i>were out shopping</i>
<i>for Christmas dresses.</i>

1128
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,618
<i>Eventually, Ben married her,</i>

1129
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,954
<i>which was pretty amazing</i>
<i>considering she blew</i>

1130
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:39,690
<i>every single guy</i>
<i>in the office.</i>

1131
00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:43,027
<i>Then he got depressed</i>
<i>and killed himself</i>
<i>three years later.</i>

1132
00:42:43,093 --> 00:42:47,197
<i>Anyway, I hired my dad, Max,</i>
<i>to maintain order</i>
<i>as the Enforcer.</i>

1133
00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:49,099
<i>Stratton's very own Gestapo.</i>

1134
00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:54,038
<i>We called him Mad Max</i>
<i>because of his</i>
<i>hair-trigger temper,</i>

1135
00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:55,306
<i>which could be</i>
<i>set off by something</i>

1136
00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:57,308
<i>as innocuous</i>
<i>as a ringing telephone.</i>

1137
00:42:57,374 --> 00:42:58,943
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1138
00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:01,845
Who the fuck
has the goddamn gall

1139
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:04,315
to call this house
on a Tuesday night?

1140
00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:06,817
God damn it!

1141
00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:07,785
You're gonna miss it!

1142
00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:09,853
Ooh, please, tell me
something I don't know.

1143
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,690
I wait all week
for the fucking <i>Equalizer</i>

1144
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:15,059
and they have to fucking...
Hello.

1145
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,860
JORDAN:
<i>But as soon as he</i>
<i>picked up the phone...</i>

1146
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:18,262
Gene. How are you, Gene?

1147
00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:20,064
<i>...he'd affect</i>
<i>this weird British accent.</i>

1148
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,899
Right-o, Gene,
that'd be great.

1149
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:23,867
Cheerio.

1150
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:24,768
<i>It was absolutely bizarre.</i>

1151
00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:26,603
The fucking halfwit!

1152
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:27,538
<i>He'd hang up...</i>

1153
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:27,538
You missed it!

1154
00:43:27,604 --> 00:43:29,340
<i>...and then he's Mad Max</i>
<i>all over again.</i>

1155
00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:31,241
Damn it!

1156
00:43:31,308 --> 00:43:33,377
All right, tell me what
happened. What happened?

1157
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,713
Well, he discovered it
was the mother's sister.

1158
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,214
Who's he? Who?
Tell me who...

1159
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,682
The main guy.
You know who the main...

1160
00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:40,050
The main guy...

1161
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:42,619
It was his mother's sister.
She showed up dead.

1162
00:43:42,686 --> 00:43:43,887
(LAUGHING)

1163
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:44,955
JORDAN:
<i>Of course, Mad Max</i>
<i>didn't have to know</i>

1164
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,191
<i>everything we were</i>
<i>doing at Stratton.</i>

1165
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,326
And then there's
a big target and we...

1166
00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:51,662
They get launched
at the target. They stick.

1167
00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:53,630
NICKY: <i>There's a bullseye and</i>
<i>the bullseye's a dollar sign.</i>

1168
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:54,798
<i>Whoever gets closer</i>
<i>to the dollar sign...</i>

1169
00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:56,000
...gets the most points.

1170
00:43:56,066 --> 00:43:58,135
I'm gonna throw the shit out
of this little fucking thing.

1171
00:43:58,202 --> 00:44:00,137
So if it gets hurt,
what happens?

1172
00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:01,205
'Cause we're gonna get
fucking nuts.

1173
00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:02,840
I don't think he's gonna
get hurt. They're like...

1174
00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:04,708
They got like
superhuman strength.

1175
00:44:04,775 --> 00:44:05,976
I think he's gonna be fine.

1176
00:44:06,043 --> 00:44:07,811
You can't look him
right in the eyes.

1177
00:44:07,878 --> 00:44:09,046
You can't look him
in the eye?

1178
00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:11,081
That's a fact.
I saw it on PBS.

1179
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,950
They get confused
and their wires get crossed.

1180
00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:14,385
You gotta look
at their chin.

1181
00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:15,719
Like it looks like
I'm looking at you

1182
00:44:15,786 --> 00:44:17,154
but I'm looking
at your chin.

1183
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:19,023
I feel like you're
addressing me right now,
but you're not, are you?

1184
00:44:19,089 --> 00:44:20,991
They're like the <i>Mona Lisa.</i>
They find eye contact,

1185
00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:22,726
like, wherever you are
standing in the room.

1186
00:44:22,793 --> 00:44:24,028
And they lock in.

1187
00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:26,730
JORDAN: No, but there is
a limit to what we can
do with them?

1188
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:27,865
We're allowed to throw
shit at 'em.

1189
00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:29,166
We're allowed to throw food?
Bananas.

1190
00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:30,868
Any food. Correct.

1191
00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:32,002
But, for example,
what I wouldn't do is

1192
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:33,837
maybe like tell him
to pull his cock out

1193
00:44:33,904 --> 00:44:35,672
and like get some
of the girls to, you know,

1194
00:44:35,739 --> 00:44:36,807
fondle him
and shit like that.

1195
00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:37,908
That would be...
That's unacceptable?

1196
00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:38,976
Let's keep that
in our back pocket.

1197
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:40,878
This guy is more about
throwing at the dartboard.

1198
00:44:40,944 --> 00:44:42,179
Correct. Yes, yes, yes.

1199
00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:43,414
The thing is,
this is their gift, okay.

1200
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,749
They're built to be thrown
like a lawn dart.

1201
00:44:45,816 --> 00:44:47,017
They're top heavy
like a lawn dart.

1202
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:48,118
So they're built for accuracy.

1203
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:50,020
Oh, my God. Can we
bowl with this guy?

1204
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:51,121
That's his fucking
brother, Rob.

1205
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:52,756
His brother's
the bowling ball.

1206
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,324
The brother, you put
a skateboard on him,

1207
00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:55,893
you strap him
to a skateboard,

1208
00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:57,361
you toss him down
an alley at some pins.

1209
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,096
No shit. That's interesting.

1210
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,096
Swear to fucking God.

1211
00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,165
Can we get that guy?

1212
00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,165
Yeah, we'll get that guy, too.

1213
00:45:01,231 --> 00:45:03,133
But it says here this guy
will show his cock. Yeah.

1214
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,468
Instead of growing up. Yeah.

1215
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,468
He will?

1216
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,869
They are very ornery
by the way,

1217
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:08,439
so you gotta be very careful
with these little guys.

1218
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:08,439
Safety first.

1219
00:45:08,505 --> 00:45:09,473
Safety is first, all right?

1220
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,742
I want somebody with
a fucking tranquilizer gun

1221
00:45:11,809 --> 00:45:13,277
ready to knock
this fucker out.

1222
00:45:13,343 --> 00:45:15,712
Do we want to get like a...

1223
00:45:13,343 --> 00:45:15,712
Mace. Taser guns.

1224
00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:16,814
A pellet gun maybe?

1225
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,015
No, a pellet gun
is gonna hurt him.

1226
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,149
I just want him out.
Knocked out cold.

1227
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:22,086
But I say we stick
with the loophole.
Right? Okay?

1228
00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:24,088
If we don't
consider him a human,

1229
00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:26,123
we just consider it an act,
I think we're in the clear.

1230
00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:28,092
Like The Flying Wallendas.

1231
00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:29,093
You know,
a lot of those guys died
but they never sued anybody.

1232
00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:31,128
The important thing
you guys gotta keep in mind

1233
00:45:31,195 --> 00:45:33,097
is that these things gossip.

1234
00:45:33,163 --> 00:45:34,932
They get together
and they gossip.

1235
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:36,400
That's a good point.

1236
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:36,400
And the last thing

1237
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,469
that we need is them
getting together and saying,

1238
00:45:38,535 --> 00:45:40,137
"Oh, they made fun of us."

1239
00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:42,005
Like, it's gonna make
Stratton look bad.

1240
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:44,174
That's why I love you.
You think of shit like that.

1241
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:47,211
When they come in, we treat it
just like one of us. Okay?

1242
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:50,481
(CHANTING) One of us.
Gooble gobble, one of us.

1243
00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:52,182
We accept them,
one of us!

1244
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,951
Gooble gobble,
one of us.

1245
00:45:54,017 --> 00:45:55,319
We accept them,
one of us.

1246
00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:56,453
Gooble gobble, one of us!

1247
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,021
Jordan! Your dad's coming.

1248
00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,456
Something about the
American Express bill.

1249
00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:00,858
Can you get him out of here?

1250
00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:01,925
Yeah. Lick my twat.

1251
00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:04,027
No, I'm serious!

1252
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:05,829
Fuck. Guys, act like
we're working.

1253
00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:07,531
You got any
fucking stock forms?

1254
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,799
He's coming,
he's coming.

1255
00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:10,501
Make some shit up.

1256
00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:12,503
I think if we short Pfizer...

1257
00:46:12,569 --> 00:46:17,474
$430,000 in one
month, Jordy, huh?

1258
00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:22,546
Four hundred and fucking
30,000 fucking dollars
in one fucking month!

1259
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,982
Good morning. They're
business expenses. Relax.

1260
00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,283
MAX: Business expenses?

1261
00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,283
JORDAN: Yes.

1262
00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:27,784
Jordy, look what you got here.

1263
00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:27,784
What?

1264
00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,822
Look at this. $26,000
for one fucking dinner!

1265
00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:33,557
Okay. No, no.
This could be explained.

1266
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,260
Dad, we had clients.
The Pfizer clients.

1267
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,028
Right. The porterhouse
from Argentina.

1268
00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:40,330
Expensive champagne and...
We had to buy champagne.

1269
00:46:40,397 --> 00:46:41,932
And you ordered
all the fucking sides.

1270
00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,967
Tell him about the sides.

1271
00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,967
I ordered sides, so...

1272
00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:47,871
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?

1273
00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:50,040
What are these sides?
They cure cancer?

1274
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,909
The sides did cure cancer.
That's the problem.

1275
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,544
That's why
they were expensive.

1276
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,279
Shut the fuck up.

1277
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,279
I'm serious.

1278
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:57,281
Stop.

1279
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:57,281
And EJ Entertainment?

1280
00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,149
What the fuck is
EJ Entertainment?

1281
00:46:59,216 --> 00:47:00,284
(ALL LAUGHING)

1282
00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:02,186
Well, that's, uh...

1283
00:47:02,252 --> 00:47:03,187
DONNIE: Yeah, Jordy,
what's EJ Entertainment?

1284
00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:04,288
How do I describe this?

1285
00:47:04,354 --> 00:47:05,355
Jord, what is that?

1286
00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:07,824
It's a fucking
prostitution ring, Jordy!

1287
00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:07,824
I know.

1288
00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:09,993
That's what it is!

1289
00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:09,993
That is what it is.

1290
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:12,062
Isn't that the perfect
description for it?

1291
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:14,531
That is what it is.
But none of these
were charged to me.

1292
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:16,166
This is all of them.

1293
00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:18,001
Oh, that was all us?

1294
00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:18,001
It wasn't me though.

1295
00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:20,003
Fucking explain
this shit to him!

1296
00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:22,539
These are all of your
fucking charges right here!

1297
00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:25,008
The IRS, they allow
for Tandamp;A. It's fine.

1298
00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:26,276
MAX: Tandamp;E!

1299
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:27,444
Tandamp;E!

1300
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,579
Yeah. I said Tandamp;E.

1301
00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:29,947
No, no. You said Tandamp;A.

1302
00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:29,947
No, I didn't.

1303
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,281
Yeah, you did.

1304
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,417
When did I say that?

1305
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,417
You said Tandamp;A.
It's Tandamp;E.

1306
00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:34,918
I know you're upset
about the dinner,

1307
00:47:34,985 --> 00:47:39,356
and that makes sense because
we did spend too much money.
But I said Tandamp;E.

1308
00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:41,091
Don't tell me what you said.
I heard what you said.

1309
00:47:41,158 --> 00:47:42,259
Dad. He said Tandamp;A.

1310
00:47:41,158 --> 00:47:42,259
He did?

1311
00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:43,894
Absolutely, no question.

1312
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:44,928
I'm trying to...

1313
00:47:44,995 --> 00:47:46,263
I'm getting this close!

1314
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:47,464
Dad, relax.

1315
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:47,464
I'm getting this close.

1316
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:50,100
That's what I'm saying.
I want you to open up more,
Max.

1317
00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:51,201
He's gonna fucking kill you.

1318
00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:52,903
Why do you hold it in?
Why do you...

1319
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:54,438
Max, why do you hold it in?

1320
00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:56,273
That's it.
Get the fuck out of here!

1321
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:59,109
No, no, no!

1322
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:59,109
Asshole, get out of here.

1323
00:47:59,176 --> 00:48:00,611
What kind of hooker
takes credit cards?

1324
00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:01,845
A rich one.

1325
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:04,548
JORDAN:
<i>At Stratton, there were</i>
<i>three kinds of hookers.</i>

1326
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,950
<i>The Blue Chips, top of</i>
<i>the line, model material.</i>

1327
00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:08,318
<i>They cost between</i>
<i>$300 and $500</i>

1328
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:09,886
<i>and you had to wear a condom</i>

1329
00:48:09,953 --> 00:48:11,388
<i>unless you gave them</i>
<i>a hefty tip,</i>

1330
00:48:11,455 --> 00:48:13,423
<i>which, of course,</i>
<i>I always did.</i>

1331
00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:17,060
<i>Then came the NASDAQs,</i>
<i>who were pretty, not great.</i>

1332
00:48:17,127 --> 00:48:19,496
<i>They cost between</i>
<i>200 and 300 bucks.</i>

1333
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:22,065
<i>Finally, there were the</i>
<i>Pink Sheets. Skanks.</i>

1334
00:48:22,132 --> 00:48:25,035
<i>They cost about 100 or less.</i>
<i>If you didn't wear a condom,</i>

1335
00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:26,436
<i>you'd have to get</i>
<i>a penicillin shot</i>

1336
00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:28,639
<i>the next day</i>
<i>and pray your dick</i>
<i>didn't fall off.</i>

1337
00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:30,974
<i>Not that we didn't</i>
<i>fuck them, too.</i>

1338
00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,243
<i>Believe me, we did.</i>

1339
00:48:33,310 --> 00:48:36,246
Ow! It's that slipped
disc thing again.

1340
00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:38,181
I know what it is.
You know, too much...

1341
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,683
...with EJ Entertainment.

1342
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:40,984
Pops.

1343
00:48:41,051 --> 00:48:42,286
How are things at home?

1344
00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:44,354
Well, not the best.

1345
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,057
She just doesn't...
You know what I'm saying?

1346
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:48,058
It's like the smell...

1347
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:49,993
There's a smell,
there's an attraction thing.

1348
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,396
After a while it kind of
fades away a little bit.

1349
00:48:52,462 --> 00:48:54,364
Yeah, well.
It's supposed to fade away.

1350
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,400
Supposed to?

1351
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,400
That's marriage. You know...

1352
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:59,102
Your mother and I, we've been
married a long, long time.

1353
00:48:59,169 --> 00:49:00,337
What do you think?
We're, we're...

1354
00:49:00,404 --> 00:49:02,306
We're jumping into bed
every two minutes?

1355
00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:03,674
It doesn't work that way.

1356
00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:03,674
I love her to death.

1357
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:06,109
I want to stay
married, Dad, but...

1358
00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:07,377
It's crazy out there.

1359
00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:08,945
Some of these girls...
You should see them.

1360
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,080
Oh, my God!

1361
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:11,982
They're fucking...

1362
00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:13,984
The things
they're doing now, Pops.

1363
00:49:14,051 --> 00:49:16,420
I mean... I mean, it's on
a whole other level.

1364
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:18,088
Really?

1365
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:18,088
And they're all shaved, too.

1366
00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:19,489
Get out of here!

1367
00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:19,489
All shaven.

1368
00:49:19,556 --> 00:49:21,091
Are you kidding me?

1369
00:49:19,556 --> 00:49:21,091
Yeah.

1370
00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,260
Bald as a china doll.

1371
00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,260
No bush?

1372
00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:25,529
No bush.

1373
00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:25,529
Oh, my God!

1374
00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,999
All of a sudden, one week,
nobody had anything
down there anymore.

1375
00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:30,267
It's a new world.

1376
00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:32,336
They're bald from
the eyebrows down.

1377
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:35,038
Wow.

1378
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:35,038
Nothing. Not a stitch.
It's like lasers.

1379
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:36,673
Wow. A new world.

1380
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:39,576
I was born too... Too early.

1381
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,745
I've never been a fan
of the bush, to be honest.

1382
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:42,746
Really?

1383
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:42,746
Yeah.

1384
00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,114
I don't mind it.

1385
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:46,283
Dad.

1386
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,385
I don't want you stressing out
about any of this.

1387
00:49:48,452 --> 00:49:49,619
How can I not get
stressed out?

1388
00:49:49,686 --> 00:49:51,088
Look at the knuckleheads
you got working for you.

1389
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:52,222
I know they're knuckleheads

1390
00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:54,691
but I need them to want
to live like me, you get it?

1391
00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:55,692
To live like me.

1392
00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:57,461
Jordy.

1393
00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:01,164
One of these days,
the chickens are gonna
come home to roost.

1394
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,335
You're looking at me
like I'm crazy.

1395
00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:08,739
(SCOFFS) Crazy?
This is obscene.

1396
00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:10,340
JORDAN:
<i>It was obscene.</i>

1397
00:50:10,407 --> 00:50:12,275
<i>In the normal world.</i>

1398
00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:15,379
<i>But who the fuck</i>
<i>wanted to live there?</i>

1399
00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:18,148
JORDAN:
<i>Go party your</i>
<i>fucking cocks off!</i>

1400
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,051
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)

1401
00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:25,155
JORDAN: <i>We are about to become</i>
<i>fucking legends</i>

1402
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:27,691
<i>on Wall Street!</i>

1403
00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:31,661
<i>We got plans up here</i>
<i>that's gonna take</i>
<i>this company</i>

1404
00:50:31,728 --> 00:50:35,031
<i>into the fucking</i>
<i>stratosphere!</i>

1405
00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:36,199
(ALL CHEERING)

1406
00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:39,436
Wolfie! Wolfie!

1407
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,542
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.

1408
00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:48,078
Why should they be taking
all our fucking money
all the fucking time?

1409
00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:49,346
This way we become
the underwriters.

1410
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:50,781
<i>It was our next big move.</i>

1411
00:50:50,847 --> 00:50:54,651
<i>Finding companies</i>
<i>to take public. IPOs.</i>

1412
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:56,520
<i>It was the only way</i>
<i>these Wall Street pricks</i>

1413
00:50:56,586 --> 00:51:00,323
<i>would ever stop</i>
<i>thinking of us as some</i>
<i>shitkicker bucket shop.</i>

1414
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:01,691
We got
Arncliffe International.

1415
00:51:01,758 --> 00:51:03,460
JORDAN: <i>See, we were</i>
<i>a little different.</i>

1416
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:06,696
<i>We liked to get as</i>
<i>fucked up as possible</i>
<i>during our business powwows</i>

1417
00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:09,466
<i>in order to stimulate</i>
<i>our free-flowing ideas,</i>

1418
00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:12,335
<i>which is why we were</i>
<i>popping these ludes</i>
<i>like they were Mandamp;M's.</i>

1419
00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:14,471
(SLURRING)
Steve Madden.

1420
00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:17,374
We own the
fucking companies...

1421
00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:19,242
(GLASS SHATTERS)

1422
00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:19,242
We own the companies...

1423
00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:21,344
<i>Don't know what a lude is?</i>
<i>I'll tell you.</i>

1424
00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,079
<i>Oh. Wait.</i>
<i>Wait, wait, wait, wait.</i>

1425
00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:28,084
<i>Looks like those ludes</i>
<i>are working their magic</i>
<i>on Donnie right now.</i>

1426
00:51:28,151 --> 00:51:30,587
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)

1427
00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:02,819
JORDAN:
<i>The Quaalude,</i>

1428
00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:05,789
<i>or lude, as it is</i>
<i>commonly referred to,</i>

1429
00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:08,592
<i>was first synthesized in 1951</i>

1430
00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:11,161
<i>by an Indian doctor,</i>
<i>that's dots, not feathers,</i>

1431
00:52:11,228 --> 00:52:12,863
<i>as a sedative,</i>

1432
00:52:12,929 --> 00:52:17,334
<i>and was prescribed to</i>
<i>stressed-out housewives</i>
<i>with sleep disorders.</i>

1433
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,669
<i>But pretty soon</i>
<i>someone figured out</i>

1434
00:52:19,736 --> 00:52:23,507
<i>that if you resisted</i>
<i>the urge to sleep</i>
<i>for just 15 minutes,</i>

1435
00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:26,443
<i>you got a pretty kick-ass</i>
<i>high from it.</i>

1436
00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:30,146
<i>Didn't take long</i>
<i>for people to start</i>
<i>abusing ludes, of course.</i>

1437
00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:33,316
<i>And in 1982,</i>
<i>the U.S. government</i>
<i>Schedule 1'd them.</i>

1438
00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,685
<i>Along with the</i>
<i>rest of the world.</i>

1439
00:52:35,752 --> 00:52:38,855
<i>Which meant there was</i>
<i>only a finite amount</i>
<i>of these things left.</i>

1440
00:52:38,922 --> 00:52:42,192
<i>No shit, you can't</i>
<i>even buy 'em anymore.</i>

1441
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:44,528
<i>You people are all</i>
<i>shit out of luck.</i>

1442
00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:45,862
What are you saying?
What is it?

1443
00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:47,330
Steve Madden.

1444
00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:49,266
(ALL LAUGHING)

1445
00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:49,266
Steve Madden.

1446
00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,534
Steve.

1447
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,935
Steve.

1448
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,670
JORDAN:
<i>You remember those ads?</i>

1449
00:52:53,737 --> 00:52:55,939
<i>Those giant-headed girls</i>
<i>with the bug eyes</i>

1450
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,575
<i>wearing those</i>
<i>big clunky shoes?</i>

1451
00:52:58,642 --> 00:52:59,943
My friend from school,
Steve Madden.

1452
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,344
His friend from school,
Steve Madden.

1453
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:04,681
<i>Steve Madden was the name in</i>
<i>women's shoes at the moment.</i>

1454
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:08,285
<i>And all of Wall Street</i>
<i>was begging</i>
<i>to take his company public.</i>

1455
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:09,619
Go ahead, go ahead,
what is it?

1456
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:10,787
<i>Except, guess who</i>
<i>grew up with him?</i>

1457
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,656
Women's shoes.

1458
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,656
Women's shoes.

1459
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:15,659
<i>My very own Vice President.</i>

1460
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:17,427
Women's shoes!

1461
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:17,427
(ALL LAUGHING)

1462
00:53:17,494 --> 00:53:18,895
<i>Diamond Donnie Azoff.</i>

1463
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,798
Steve Madden.

1464
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,798
Steve.

1465
00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:23,233
Steve.

1466
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,568
Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB.

1467
00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:25,635
You gotta come check
this fucking chick out.

1468
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,470
Look at this. Look.

1469
00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:35,645
NICKY: I would fuck that girl
if she was my sister.

1470
00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:38,748
I would let that girl
give me fucking AIDS.

1471
00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:40,283
ROBBIE: You want to see
the Wolf handle this?

1472
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,220
She's hot.

1473
00:53:44,654 --> 00:53:45,855
Cristy.

1474
00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,296
Jordan, this is
my friend Naomi.

1475
00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:55,699
Hi. Nice to meet you.

1476
00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:55,699
Naomi.

1477
00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:57,567
Naomi, nice to meet you.

1478
00:53:57,634 --> 00:53:59,603
You got an awesome place here.

1479
00:53:59,669 --> 00:54:01,571
I've don't think
I've ever been in a house
this big before.

1480
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:02,939
Oh, really?

1481
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:02,939
Yeah.

1482
00:54:03,006 --> 00:54:04,374
Beautiful beach out there.

1483
00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:05,375
Blair Hollingsworth.

1484
00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:07,978
Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.

1485
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,479
Your name's Blair, right?

1486
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,479
Yeah.

1487
00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:11,381
You like to Jet Ski?

1488
00:54:11,448 --> 00:54:12,649
NAOMI: I've never
done it before.

1489
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:13,516
JORDAN: You've never
Jet Ski'd in your life?

1490
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:14,584
No, I've never Jet Ski'd.

1491
00:54:14,651 --> 00:54:16,319
You've never been
on a Jet Ski?

1492
00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:17,554
How many times
are you gonna ask her?

1493
00:54:17,621 --> 00:54:19,456
She's never been
on a Jet Ski.

1494
00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:21,725
I don't know. Might ask her
a couple more times.

1495
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:24,728
NAOMI: Okay. Sure.
(GIGGLING)

1496
00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:27,330
Hi. I'm Hildy.
Nice to meet you.

1497
00:54:27,397 --> 00:54:29,532
Hi.

1498
00:54:27,397 --> 00:54:29,532
Jordan, Teresa
needs your help.

1499
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:30,900
Yeah, I'll be out
in a couple of minutes.

1500
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:32,302
Just tell her I'll be out
in a couple of minutes.

1501
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:33,670
Why don't you
tell your wife that?

1502
00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:35,038
I might do that,
but I'm having

1503
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,006
a conversation right now.

1504
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,006
What am I, your secretary?

1505
00:54:36,072 --> 00:54:38,475
You know what,
I think we should get going.

1506
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:39,776
Wait, wait.
Where you guys going?

1507
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:41,378
We gotta go. We got
two other parties to go to.

1508
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,279
We can stay for a drink.

1509
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,279
Yeah, stay for a drink.

1510
00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:45,448
No. We got two other parties
we're supposed to get to.

1511
00:54:45,515 --> 00:54:46,449
NAOMI: But we can stay
for a drink...

1512
00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:47,717
She's

1513
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:49,586
perfect.

1514
00:54:49,653 --> 00:54:51,388
You like champagne?

1515
00:54:49,653 --> 00:54:51,388
I do.

1516
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:52,489
DONNIE: She's perfect.

1517
00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:53,757
Donnie, what the fuck
are you doing?

1518
00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:55,525
You piece of...

1519
00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:01,464
(ALL LAUGHING)

1520
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:06,069
You're gonna have to
excuse my friend. He gets...

1521
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,504
Get the fuck out!

1522
00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:08,872
Jordan, you gotta fuck her,
bro. She's so hot!

1523
00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:10,540
Yeah, Donnie!

1524
00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:13,710
NICKY: Let him
fucking finish, Hildy.

1525
00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:15,712
That's fucking rude.

1526
00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:17,313
Have some fucking manners.

1527
00:55:21,117 --> 00:55:23,553
JORDAN: So, Bay Ridge,
that's near Staten Island,
right?

1528
00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:25,889
Brooklyn,
across the Verrazano Bridge.

1529
00:55:25,955 --> 00:55:27,624
<i>Saturday Night Fever</i>
territory.

1530
00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:29,325
That's right. Guinea Gulch.

1531
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:31,394
We call the Verrazano Bridge
the Guinea Gangplank.

1532
00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:32,562
Right.

1533
00:55:32,629 --> 00:55:34,397
So I presume you're Italian?

1534
00:55:34,464 --> 00:55:35,565
On my dad's side.

1535
00:55:35,632 --> 00:55:38,835
I'm also Dutch,
German, English.

1536
00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:40,670
I'm a mutt.

1537
00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:41,838
Yeah. You're a mutt.

1538
00:55:41,905 --> 00:55:44,674
Yeah, I still have family over
there though, in London.

1539
00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:47,343
My Aunt Emma.
She's the best.

1540
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:50,413
Very British, you know.
She's a classy lady.

1541
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,614
That explains it then.

1542
00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:53,016
Explains what?

1543
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:55,618
It explains you. I mean,
you're a duchess, right?

1544
00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:57,754
The Duchess of Bay Ridge.

1545
00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:02,425
Excuse me.

1546
00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:04,060
Could I get a straw, please?

1547
00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:06,896
Thank you.

1548
00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:12,802
So I was, um,
a little surprised

1549
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:14,971
you asked Cristy
for my number.

1550
00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:17,507
Why is that?

1551
00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:21,010
Aren't you married?

1552
00:56:22,645 --> 00:56:24,781
Well... Yeah, but what?

1553
00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:26,750
Married people
can't have friends?

1554
00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:30,587
We're gonna be friends?

1555
00:56:31,988 --> 00:56:34,758
Yeah. You don't want
to be my friend?

1556
00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:40,864
We're not gonna be friends.

1557
00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:52,108
NAOMI: And at night
I work on my designs.

1558
00:56:52,175 --> 00:56:54,811
I have an entire line
of lingerie.

1559
00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:57,547
You know, camisoles,
bustiers, panties.

1560
00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,984
JORDAN: <i>She designs</i>
<i>women's panties, too?</i>

1561
00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:02,752
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

1562
00:57:13,196 --> 00:57:15,732
<i>Come on, Jordan,</i>
<i>think of a way to get</i>
<i>up to her apartment.</i>

1563
00:57:21,037 --> 00:57:23,106
You wanna come up for
some tea or something?

1564
00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:26,676
Tea? Yeah.

1565
00:57:26,743 --> 00:57:28,511
Like hot tea?

1566
00:57:26,743 --> 00:57:28,511
Yeah.

1567
00:57:28,578 --> 00:57:29,946
Oh, yeah.
That sounds nice. Yeah.

1568
00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:32,448
<i>Tea. Fuck, yeah,</i>
<i>I wanted to come up for tea.</i>

1569
00:57:32,515 --> 00:57:35,218
Like Darjeeling or rose hip,
something nice like that?

1570
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,486
NAOMI: Sure.

1571
00:57:36,553 --> 00:57:37,921
This is Rocky.

1572
00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:40,190
Oh, who's this?
Say hi, Rocky.

1573
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:41,558
Hi, sweetheart.

1574
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:41,558
(BARKS)

1575
00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:43,693
Okay.

1576
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,596
Why don't you light
a fire or something
and I'll be right out.

1577
00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:47,997
Yeah. Fire, here?

1578
00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:47,997
Sure.

1579
00:57:51,868 --> 00:57:53,036
I like your painting here.
It's, uh...

1580
00:57:59,976 --> 00:58:02,979
<i>God, help me.</i>
<i>How do I fuck this girl?</i>

1581
00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:06,249
(CLATTERING)

1582
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,817
You all right?

1583
00:58:07,884 --> 00:58:10,220
Yeah, yeah. Just trying
to light the fire here.

1584
00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:11,788
(BEEPER RINGING)

1585
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,227
<i>That's it.</i>
<i>That's it, you're leaving.</i>

1586
00:58:17,293 --> 00:58:19,195
<i>Don't get involved.</i>
<i>Go home to your wife.</i>

1587
00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:21,064
(DOOR OPENING)

1588
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,007
<i>As you can probably guess,</i>

1589
00:58:31,074 --> 00:58:34,077
<i>I fucked her</i>
<i>goddamn brains out...</i>

1590
00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:35,278
JORDAN: (GRUNTING)
Jesus Lord!

1591
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:36,946
(NAOMI MOANING)

1592
00:58:38,314 --> 00:58:39,949
<i>For 11 seconds.</i>

1593
00:58:40,617 --> 00:58:41,751
(JORDAN GROANS)

1594
00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:52,595
NAOMI: Did you just come?

1595
00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:54,163
Oh, yeah, I just came.

1596
00:58:55,598 --> 00:58:56,866
Did you? Did you come?

1597
00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:58,534
No.

1598
00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:58,534
No?

1599
00:58:58,601 --> 00:58:59,969
Okay.

1600
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,938
I'm still hard
so just give me a sec.

1601
00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:04,674
Sure.

1602
00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:06,276
Come on, baby, come on.

1603
00:59:06,342 --> 00:59:07,877
(BARKING)

1604
00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:11,080
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

1605
00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:16,920
(ROCKY BARKING)

1606
00:59:16,986 --> 00:59:18,755
Oh, God!

1607
00:59:18,821 --> 00:59:20,690
NAOMI: Fuck off, Rocky!
Bad dog.

1608
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,026
You have a biscuit
or something like that?

1609
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,026
It's okay.

1610
00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:24,794
Just keep going.

1611
00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:24,794
Rocky, go play.

1612
00:59:24,861 --> 00:59:26,329
Go play, Rocky.
Go, go, go, go.

1613
00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:28,331
(ROCKY BARKING)

1614
00:59:29,098 --> 00:59:30,600
You're crazy.

1615
00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:31,734
JORDAN:
<i>I couldn't get enough.</i>

1616
00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:34,170
<i>I mean, her pussy</i>
<i>was like heroin to me.</i>

1617
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:37,006
<i>And it wasn't just</i>
<i>about the sex, either.</i>

1618
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,075
<i>Naomi and I got along.</i>
<i>I mean, we...</i>

1619
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:41,010
<i>We had similar</i>
<i>interests and shit.</i>

1620
00:59:41,945 --> 00:59:43,046
(NAOMI GIGGLING)

1621
00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:48,184
Ooh. Choo-choo train.

1622
00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:49,152
Yeah.

1623
00:59:52,055 --> 00:59:53,222
(HOOTING)

1624
00:59:56,726 --> 01:00:00,630
I think I can. I think I can.
I think I can. I think I can.

1625
01:00:00,697 --> 01:00:01,931
(SNORTING)

1626
01:00:01,998 --> 01:00:03,199
(LAUGHS)

1627
01:00:06,235 --> 01:00:09,339
Yeah, yeah.
Let's toke it all
on there, huh?

1628
01:00:09,973 --> 01:00:11,307
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1629
01:00:11,374 --> 01:00:12,742
Oh, shit!

1630
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:24,721
You!

1631
01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,856
Get out of
the fucking car!

1632
01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:28,057
(GRUNTING)

1633
01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:28,057
JORDAN: Jesus Christ.

1634
01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:30,693
Son of a bitch!
Oh, fuck!

1635
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,330
Relax, sweetheart. Relax.

1636
01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:36,799
Son of a fucking bitch!

1637
01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:36,799
Okay, okay... Geez!

1638
01:00:36,866 --> 01:00:38,201
Okay, babe, stop!

1639
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:41,104
Please.

1640
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:41,104
(GRUNTS) Bitch!

1641
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:42,739
What are you doing...

1642
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:42,739
That whore from
the party?

1643
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:44,340
(GROANS) Jesus Christ!

1644
01:00:44,407 --> 01:00:45,675
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

1645
01:00:45,742 --> 01:00:46,843
I thought you were
at the fucking beach!

1646
01:00:46,909 --> 01:00:48,411
I didn't know
you were here!

1647
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:50,079
That's where
you've fucking been?

1648
01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:51,848
With that fucking whore
from the party?

1649
01:00:51,914 --> 01:00:53,182
I thought you were
at the beach house.

1650
01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:54,817
How could you
do this to me?
(SOBBING)

1651
01:00:54,884 --> 01:00:57,687
Sweetie, come on...

1652
01:00:54,884 --> 01:00:57,687
Who the fuck
are you, Jordan?

1653
01:00:57,754 --> 01:01:00,757
You're like a completely
different fucking person!

1654
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:03,326
I made a mistake.
I don't know what
to tell you, babe. I...

1655
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:05,795
I'm sorry.

1656
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:08,131
I'm sorry.

1657
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:08,131
Is that who...
Is that what you want?

1658
01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:10,700
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1659
01:01:18,207 --> 01:01:19,742
Do you love her?

1660
01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:26,883
Answer me.

1661
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,430
(SOBBING)

1662
01:01:48,504 --> 01:01:51,340
JORDAN: <i>I felt horrible.</i>

1663
01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:53,376
<i>Three days later,</i>
<i>I filed for a divorce</i>

1664
01:01:53,443 --> 01:01:55,244
<i>and moved Naomi</i>
<i>into the apartment.</i>

1665
01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:01,150
<i>Say what you will,</i>

1666
01:02:01,217 --> 01:02:03,419
<i>but the Duchess</i>
<i>did have style.</i>

1667
01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:06,456
<i>She brought in a decorator,</i>
<i>feng shui'd the whole place.</i>

1668
01:02:06,522 --> 01:02:08,791
<i>She even hired a gay butler.</i>

1669
01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:11,761
<i>This guy was smart,</i>
<i>sophisticated,</i>
<i>professional.</i>

1670
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:13,429
<i>Really, really great.</i>

1671
01:02:13,496 --> 01:02:15,164
Is that jasmine?

1672
01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:17,900
Yes, sir. I tried to
stump you this evening.
Very good.

1673
01:02:17,967 --> 01:02:19,836
Very good.
Great nose.

1674
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,437
JORDAN:
<i>Except for that one time.</i>

1675
01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:23,306
(DANCE MUSIC)

1676
01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:25,374
(GASPS)

1677
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:27,810
Oh, my God!

1678
01:02:29,445 --> 01:02:31,347
Oh, hey.

1679
01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:32,748
Is it Wednesday already?

1680
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,084
Uh...

1681
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,084
MAN: Oh, don't stop.

1682
01:02:35,151 --> 01:02:36,519
What the fuck!

1683
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,921
That is fucked up!

1684
01:02:38,988 --> 01:02:40,223
He must have thought
we were still

1685
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:41,891
at the Hamptons
this weekend, you know.

1686
01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:43,226
Where were they
doing it, sweetheart?
In the bedroom?

1687
01:02:43,292 --> 01:02:46,095
They were everywhere.
There were two guys
over there on the table.

1688
01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:47,230
There were more
over here.

1689
01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:48,998
There were
four right here.

1690
01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:48,998
Ugh!

1691
01:02:49,065 --> 01:02:50,533
Are you fucking serious?
Right there?

1692
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,436
Why didn't you tell me?

1693
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,436
Oh, baby,
it gets worse.

1694
01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:55,071
(SNIFFLES)

1695
01:02:55,138 --> 01:02:57,540
After they left,
I checked the apartment.

1696
01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,142
Right. What?

1697
01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:01,144
What is it, babe?
What?

1698
01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:02,311
JORDAN: <i>Where's my money?</i>

1699
01:03:02,378 --> 01:03:03,212
I don't know
where your money...

1700
01:03:03,279 --> 01:03:05,481
Where is my fucking money?
Where is it?

1701
01:03:05,548 --> 01:03:07,517
I don't know
where your money is,
Mr. Belfort.

1702
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:10,052
I didn't do anything.

1703
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:10,052
If you don't get...

1704
01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:11,220
He's lying through
his fucking teeth.

1705
01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:12,488
Let's start
from the beginning.

1706
01:03:12,555 --> 01:03:13,990
Let's start
from the beginning,
all right?

1707
01:03:14,056 --> 01:03:15,825
You invited some
friends over, right?

1708
01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:17,393
One thing led to another.
Things got out of hand.

1709
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,162
We understand that, we do.
(CHUCKLES)

1710
01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:21,497
We do blow all the time.
We're fucking
degenerates ourselves.

1711
01:03:21,564 --> 01:03:22,865
Look at us, right?

1712
01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:24,333
But money was stolen
from my apartment.

1713
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,135
Right from
my sock drawer.
All right?

1714
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:28,371
Like I said, I don't know
where your money is.

1715
01:03:28,437 --> 01:03:29,805
Just start from
the beginning.
Who came over?

1716
01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:30,940
It was just a normal day.

1717
01:03:31,007 --> 01:03:32,341
I knew you were coming home
the next day.

1718
01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:34,510
So everything would be fine.
It'd be cleaned up.

1719
01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:36,479
I got a little high
at breakfast.

1720
01:03:36,546 --> 01:03:38,381
So I got a little happy.
I had some eggs,

1721
01:03:38,447 --> 01:03:39,582
I had a little bit
of ice cream.

1722
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,384
And then I said,
"Who do I know
that likes ice cream?"

1723
01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:43,119
It's my friend, Rudy.
So I called Rudy.

1724
01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:45,188
Who's Rudy?

1725
01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:45,188
Yeah, who's Rudy?

1726
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:50,326
You know who Rudy is.
Come on.

1727
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:50,326
Me? I don't...

1728
01:03:50,393 --> 01:03:51,561
You know...

1729
01:03:50,393 --> 01:03:51,561
Who the fuck is Rudy?

1730
01:03:51,627 --> 01:03:52,895
I don't know
anyone named Rudy.

1731
01:03:52,962 --> 01:03:54,030
Last month.
The Lollipop Club.

1732
01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:55,398
You know who Rudy was.
Dancing...

1733
01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:57,233
You know who Rudy is?

1734
01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:57,233
(STAMMERING)

1735
01:03:58,601 --> 01:03:59,969
I don't fucking
know any...

1736
01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:01,237
What do you mean?

1737
01:04:01,304 --> 01:04:02,338
So he went
to The Lollipop Club?

1738
01:04:02,405 --> 01:04:04,073
NICHOLAS: Oh, he was
at The Lollipop Club for sure.

1739
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:05,508
On the stage,
grinding with everybody.

1740
01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:07,843
I got fucked up.
I like to dance.

1741
01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:09,178
I don't know.
Maybe I met him,
maybe I didn't.

1742
01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:11,280
I meet a lot
of fucking people.

1743
01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:12,882
What are you saying?

1744
01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:12,882
$50,000 was stolen

1745
01:04:12,949 --> 01:04:14,183
from my fucking
sock drawer!

1746
01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,585
All my girlfriend's
jewelry is gone.

1747
01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:17,987
Where the fuck is it?

1748
01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:17,987
...Rudy. What the fuck?

1749
01:04:18,054 --> 01:04:19,922
Did your
fucking little faggot friend
Rudy take my shit?

1750
01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:21,891
Did he? Answer me!

1751
01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:24,160
Okay. Now I get it.
Now I get why I'm...

1752
01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:25,461
This is a gay thing.

1753
01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:25,461
JORDAN: Oh!

1754
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,463
See, all of you...

1755
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,463
(CHUCKLING)

1756
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,397
You think this is
'cause you're a fag?

1757
01:04:29,398 --> 01:04:30,566
My cousin's
a fucking faggot.

1758
01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:33,402
And I go on vacation
with him and his boyfriend.
I love fags.

1759
01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:34,270
JORDAN: You were in charge,
right?

1760
01:04:34,337 --> 01:04:36,405
I will not be stolen from.
You get that?

1761
01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:38,474
I fucking like gay people.
I don't like you.

1762
01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,076
He should've hired
a fucking Mexican

1763
01:04:40,142 --> 01:04:41,177
like I have in
my fucking house.

1764
01:04:41,644 --> 01:04:43,045
(GROANING)

1765
01:04:43,112 --> 01:04:44,380
Shit! What the fuck...

1766
01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:50,186
TOBY: Talk, you fuck, talk!

1767
01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:51,387
CHESTER:
I'm gonna drop you,
you faggot!

1768
01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,022
TOBY: Where is it?

1769
01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,022
(NICHOLAS SCREAMING)

1770
01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:55,658
JORDAN: <i>Chester and Toby,</i>
<i>they went all</i>
<i>yakuza on Nicholas.</i>

1771
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,626
<i>You know, they got crazy.</i>

1772
01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:58,928
I don't know!

1773
01:04:58,995 --> 01:05:01,897
JORDAN: <i>I had to call the cops</i>
<i>just to keep them</i>
<i>from killing the poor guy.</i>

1774
01:05:01,964 --> 01:05:03,432
<i>I gave them each</i>
<i>1,000 bucks</i>

1775
01:05:03,499 --> 01:05:05,601
<i>and told them</i>
<i>what Nicholas had done.</i>

1776
01:05:05,668 --> 01:05:07,403
<i>Then they kicked his ass.</i>

1777
01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:09,338
Thanks again, Officer.

1778
01:05:09,405 --> 01:05:12,074
<i>It's not like I cared about</i>
<i>the 50 grand anyway.</i>

1779
01:05:12,141 --> 01:05:13,576
<i>I was making that much</i>
<i>almost every day</i>

1780
01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:16,145
<i>through one rathole</i>
<i>or another.</i>

1781
01:05:16,212 --> 01:05:18,981
<i>Now a rathole is a friend,</i>
<i>like Brad here,</i>

1782
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:21,617
<i>who held stock</i>
<i>in his name for me.</i>

1783
01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:23,919
Who are you
supposed to be, huh?
Jack Nickle-Jew?

1784
01:05:23,986 --> 01:05:26,555
JORDAN: <i>I'd drive the price up</i>
<i>then he'd sell</i>

1785
01:05:26,622 --> 01:05:28,591
<i>and kick most of the profits</i>
<i>back to...</i>

1786
01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:30,326
<i>You guessed it, me.</i>

1787
01:05:33,462 --> 01:05:36,032
<i>All cash.</i>
<i>None of it's on the books.</i>

1788
01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:38,167
<i>A big no-no, of course,</i>
<i>in the eyes of the law.</i>

1789
01:05:39,235 --> 01:05:42,705
<i>Enter our new securities</i>
<i>attorney, Manny Riskin.</i>

1790
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:46,175
<i>700 bucks an hour</i>
<i>to be the voice of doom.</i>

1791
01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:47,977
Listen to me.
You piss up
the SEC's leg,

1792
01:05:48,044 --> 01:05:49,145
you end up
with your tits
in a ringer.

1793
01:05:49,211 --> 01:05:52,682
Do not worry about it.
I have the SEC
under control.

1794
01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:55,051
What the fuck
are these
imbeciles doing?

1795
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:56,485
Hey! Hey!

1796
01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:58,120
What are you doing? Hey!

1797
01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:58,120
(WHOOPING)

1798
01:05:58,187 --> 01:06:00,156
We got the SEC in here.

1799
01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:02,258
JORDAN: <i>The Securities</i>
<i>and Exchange Commission</i>

1800
01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,727
<i>sent two lawyers down</i>
<i>to review our files.</i>

1801
01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,729
<i>So I set them up</i>
<i>in our conference room</i>

1802
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,697
<i>and I had it bugged</i>

1803
01:06:07,763 --> 01:06:10,399
<i>and the air conditioning</i>
<i>turned up so high</i>

1804
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,001
<i>that it felt like Antarctica</i>
<i>in there.</i>

1805
01:06:12,068 --> 01:06:14,070
Is it always
this cold in here?

1806
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:15,071
I don't know.

1807
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,105
JORDAN: <i>Then,</i>
<i>while they were looking</i>

1808
01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:17,740
<i>for a smoking gun</i>
<i>in that room...</i>

1809
01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,443
Arncliffe International
is on fire.

1810
01:06:20,509 --> 01:06:23,145
<i>...I was gonna fire off</i>
<i>a bazooka in here,</i>

1811
01:06:23,212 --> 01:06:25,281
<i>offering up</i>
<i>our latest IPO.</i>

1812
01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:28,284
An IPO is an initial
public offering.

1813
01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:31,721
It's the first time a stock
is offered for sale
to the general population.

1814
01:06:31,787 --> 01:06:33,656
Now, as the firm taking
the company public,

1815
01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:35,624
we set the initial
sales price

1816
01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:38,427
then sold those shares
right back
to our friends. The...

1817
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:40,196
Look. (CHUCKLES)

1818
01:06:40,262 --> 01:06:42,164
I know you're not
following what
I'm saying anyway, right?

1819
01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:44,166
That's okay.
That doesn't matter.

1820
01:06:44,233 --> 01:06:46,102
The real question is this.

1821
01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:48,070
(WHISPERS)
"Was all this legal?"

1822
01:06:48,137 --> 01:06:50,306
Absolutely fucking not.

1823
01:06:50,373 --> 01:06:52,575
But we were making
more money than
we knew what to do with.

1824
01:06:57,313 --> 01:06:58,247
<i>And what do you do</i>
<i>when you're making</i>

1825
01:06:58,314 --> 01:07:00,116
<i>more money</i>
<i>than you know</i>
<i>what to do with?</i>

1826
01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:01,684
(MELLOW MUSIC)

1827
01:07:05,654 --> 01:07:07,390
Oh, my God!

1828
01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:09,091
Will you marry me?

1829
01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:11,193
Oh, my God.

1830
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:13,062
Is that a yes?
(CHUCKLES)

1831
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:15,030
Are you sure?

1832
01:07:15,097 --> 01:07:17,233
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm sure.

1833
01:07:17,299 --> 01:07:18,467
Are you sure?

1834
01:07:17,299 --> 01:07:18,467
Yeah.

1835
01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:33,082
JORDAN: <i>I held my</i>
<i>bachelor party at</i>
<i>the Mirage in Las Vegas.</i>

1836
01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:35,284
<i>The flight there alone</i>
<i>was a bacchanal.</i>

1837
01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,386
<i>One last blowout</i>
<i>for the gods</i>

1838
01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:39,722
<i>before I settled down</i>
<i>for good.</i>

1839
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:41,157
<i>A hundred Strattonites,</i>

1840
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:44,093
<i>50 hookers,</i>
<i>plus 50 more waiting</i>
<i>once we landed.</i>

1841
01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:46,395
<i>Oh, and the drugs.</i>

1842
01:07:46,462 --> 01:07:49,532
<i>I mean, I tell you,</i>
<i>our plane was like</i>
<i>a pharmacy with wings.</i>

1843
01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:53,102
(BEEPING)

1844
01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:55,604
(ELECTRIC BLUES MUSIC)

1845
01:08:19,361 --> 01:08:22,498
<i>All told, the weekend</i>
<i>cost me 2 million bucks,</i>

1846
01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:27,603
<i>including the cost</i>
<i>of refurbishing</i>
<i>the entire 28th floor.</i>

1847
01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:30,239
WOMAN: ...kiss the bride.

1848
01:08:30,306 --> 01:08:32,241
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

1849
01:08:32,308 --> 01:08:33,576
JORDAN: <i>Ah!</i>
<i>But the wedding</i>

1850
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:36,245
<i>was something</i>
<i>out of a fairy tale.</i>

1851
01:08:36,312 --> 01:08:38,747
<i>With Naomi,</i>
<i>my Duchess,</i>

1852
01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:40,549
<i>me, her handsome Duke,</i>

1853
01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:43,452
<i>and The Bahamas Ocean Club,</i>
<i>our castle.</i>

1854
01:08:46,388 --> 01:08:48,457
(POP MUSIC)

1855
01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:57,399
<i>Of course,</i>
<i>after the bachelor party,</i>
<i>me, the Duke,</i>

1856
01:08:57,466 --> 01:09:00,236
<i>needed</i>
<i>a few penicillin shots</i>
<i>so he could</i>

1857
01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:02,238
<i>safely consummate</i>
<i>the marriage.</i>

1858
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,545
Hey! Barry Kleinman,
filming the wedding.

1859
01:09:09,612 --> 01:09:11,146
A few words for your son?

1860
01:09:11,213 --> 01:09:13,682
Jordan. Remember
what I told you.

1861
01:09:13,749 --> 01:09:16,886
It involves your penis
and her vagina.

1862
01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:19,922
And you know, you know
what you can do, Jordy.

1863
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,857
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)

1864
01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:28,898
(BLUES MUSIC)

1865
01:09:37,406 --> 01:09:38,741
Oh, my God!

1866
01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:40,175
Aunt Emma?

1867
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,715
I can't believe
you came!

1868
01:09:46,782 --> 01:09:49,752
Jordan! Jordan!
Look who came!

1869
01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:51,754
It's Aunt Emma.

1870
01:09:52,888 --> 01:09:53,889
Aunt Emma.

1871
01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:57,426
Oh, Jordan, dear,
how lovely.

1872
01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:57,426
Hey, how you doing?

1873
01:09:57,493 --> 01:10:00,296
It's a pleasure
to finally meet you
in person.

1874
01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:01,964
Into the donuts, I see.

1875
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,366
Oh, I... I...

1876
01:10:04,433 --> 01:10:05,434
Well...

1877
01:10:06,669 --> 01:10:08,804
I lived through
the '60s, my dear.

1878
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,806
Enjoy the day.

1879
01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,641
She surprised me.
I didn't even know.

1880
01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:25,754
(LAUGHING)

1881
01:10:27,323 --> 01:10:28,891
JORDAN: Just one more step.
Are you ready?

1882
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,359
NAOMI:
Where are we going?

1883
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,359
Keep your eyes closed.

1884
01:10:30,426 --> 01:10:31,794
One, two, three!

1885
01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,764
What is this?

1886
01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:37,700
JORDAN: (CHUCKLING)
It's your wedding present.

1887
01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:37,700
What?

1888
01:10:37,766 --> 01:10:39,768
It's your wedding present,
sweetheart.

1889
01:10:40,369 --> 01:10:42,338
What?

1890
01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,340
Are you serious?

1891
01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,340
I'm serious.

1892
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:46,275
A fucking yacht?

1893
01:10:46,342 --> 01:10:48,744
ROBIN LEACH: <i>For millionaires</i>
<i>whose ships have come in,</i>

1894
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:51,614
<i>pricey pleasure boats</i>
<i>are for the most fun afloat.</i>

1895
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,817
<i>It's no coincidence that</i>
<i>its 150 feet of green hull</i>

1896
01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:56,852
<i>is the color of cash.</i>
<i>Anchors aweigh!</i>

1897
01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:58,988
Oh, my God! Baby!

1898
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,359
I think you like it?

1899
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,359
You're crazy.

1900
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,560
You like it?

1901
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,560
Yes!

1902
01:11:10,499 --> 01:11:13,335
JORDAN: <i>For three weeks,</i>
<i>we sailed the</i> Naomi
<i>through the Caribbean,</i>

1903
01:11:13,402 --> 01:11:15,404
<i>eventually taking her home</i>
<i>to Long Island,</i>

1904
01:11:15,471 --> 01:11:16,605
<i>where we bought a house.</i>

1905
01:11:16,672 --> 01:11:19,274
<i>Seven acres on the</i>
<i>Gold Coast of Long Island.</i>

1906
01:11:19,341 --> 01:11:21,844
<i>The most expensive</i>
<i>real estate in the world.</i>

1907
01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:24,580
<i>With maids,</i>
<i>cooks, landscapers,</i>
<i>you name it.</i>

1908
01:11:24,647 --> 01:11:26,949
<i>We even had two guards</i>
<i>who worked in shifts.</i>

1909
01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:28,350
<i>Both named Rocco.</i>

1910
01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:34,289
<i>It was heaven on earth.</i>

1911
01:11:37,359 --> 01:11:38,627
NAOMI: Wake up,
you piece of shit!

1912
01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:40,429
Ow!

1913
01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:40,429
Who's Venice?

1914
01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:41,864
Huh?

1915
01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:41,864
Who?

1916
01:11:41,930 --> 01:11:42,931
Who? Who?

1917
01:11:42,998 --> 01:11:44,700
"Who?" What are you,
a fucking owl?

1918
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:46,001
Who is she?

1919
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:46,001
(STUTTERING)

1920
01:11:46,068 --> 01:11:47,670
Some little hooker
you were fucking
last night?

1921
01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:49,471
What the fuck
are you
talking about? No.

1922
01:11:49,538 --> 01:11:51,373
No way, baby, no!

1923
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,776
You were calling
her name in your sleep!

1924
01:11:53,842 --> 01:11:56,745
Are you out of your
fucking mind? I don't...

1925
01:11:56,812 --> 01:11:58,681
I don't even know
who Venice is.

1926
01:11:58,747 --> 01:12:00,983
What the fuck
does that even mean?
Venice.

1927
01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:03,819
That's the stupidest shit
I've ever heard
in my fucking life!

1928
01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:05,554
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)

1929
01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:09,992
JORDAN: (SLURRING)
Venice...

1930
01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:11,960
Venice, baby,
where are you?

1931
01:12:12,861 --> 01:12:13,962
Venice!

1932
01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:16,665
Venice!

1933
01:12:16,732 --> 01:12:18,367
Where'd you go?

1934
01:12:18,434 --> 01:12:19,768
(GROANING)

1935
01:12:22,471 --> 01:12:25,007
Oh, baby.
Oh, you're gonna
play rough, huh?

1936
01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,076
Oh, Jesus Christ!

1937
01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,076
You like that?

1938
01:12:27,142 --> 01:12:29,511
(GROANING)

1939
01:12:29,578 --> 01:12:31,814
I like it. I like it. Ow.

1940
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,816
Wolfie, Wolfie,
Wolfie, Wolfie.

1941
01:12:33,882 --> 01:12:36,418
Wolfie?

1942
01:12:33,882 --> 01:12:36,418
Yeah, it's my safe word,
baby. It's my safe word.

1943
01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:37,920
I don't give a fuck
about your safe word!

1944
01:12:37,986 --> 01:12:39,888
(SCREAMS) Come on!

1945
01:12:37,986 --> 01:12:39,888
Shut the fuck up!

1946
01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:42,891
Ahh!

1947
01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:42,891
Shut up,
you little bitch!

1948
01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,893
You're a fucking
dirty little birdy!

1949
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:45,761
Owie!

1950
01:12:46,829 --> 01:12:48,464
That's right.

1951
01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:49,631
That's right!
I forgot.

1952
01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:50,999
(CHUCKLING)
I forgot, baby.

1953
01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:53,368
Donnie and I
were investing

1954
01:12:53,435 --> 01:12:55,604
in a condominium
complex in Venice.

1955
01:12:55,671 --> 01:12:56,805
That's why
all this confusion.

1956
01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:58,407
Oh, you're investing
in Italy?

1957
01:12:58,474 --> 01:13:00,008
Not Italy. California.

1958
01:13:00,075 --> 01:13:01,610
Oh, California?

1959
01:13:00,075 --> 01:13:01,610
Yeah.

1960
01:13:01,677 --> 01:13:02,811
You're a lying
piece of shit!

1961
01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:04,079
Duchess, baby,
come on.

1962
01:13:04,146 --> 01:13:05,948
Don't you fucking
"Duchess" me.

1963
01:13:06,014 --> 01:13:07,583
Don't you "Duchess" me!

1964
01:13:06,014 --> 01:13:07,583
(APOLOGIZING)

1965
01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:10,686
Do you really think
that I don't know
what you're up to?

1966
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:12,654
You're a father now,
Jordan.

1967
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:12,654
Yeah.

1968
01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:13,956
You're a father now.

1969
01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:13,956
I know...

1970
01:13:14,022 --> 01:13:15,724
And you're still acting
like an infant!

1971
01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:18,894
(SCREAMS)
God damn it!

1972
01:13:18,961 --> 01:13:21,864
Baby, you know,
you got
real anger issues.

1973
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:24,066
Who is the one
who flew in here

1974
01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:26,835
at 3:00 in the morning
on their stupid helicopter

1975
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:28,971
and woke up Skylar?
That was you!

1976
01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:31,673
Oh, Skylar!
Oh, fucking bullshit!

1977
01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:42,651
(ALARMS BLARING)

1978
01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:42,651
(BABY CRYING)

1979
01:13:42,718 --> 01:13:43,786
<i>Does it even</i>
<i>matter to you</i>

1980
01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:46,822
that I just had
that driving range

1981
01:13:46,889 --> 01:13:49,992
sodded with
Bermuda grass,
Jordan,

1982
01:13:50,058 --> 01:13:51,894
and now you
fucking wrecked it!

1983
01:13:50,058 --> 01:13:51,894
Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.

1984
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,929
No, you didn't research
the whole thing

1985
01:13:53,996 --> 01:13:55,898
and deal with the fucking
golf course people!

1986
01:13:55,964 --> 01:13:57,032
Oh, my God,

1987
01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:59,968
you had to deal
with the golf course
people, too!

1988
01:14:00,035 --> 01:14:02,771
What a Greek tragedy, honey!
Oh, my God!

1989
01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:05,541
You probably had
to pay them in cash
with your hands!

1990
01:14:05,607 --> 01:14:07,042
What a fucking burden.

1991
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,877
And actually do some work
besides swiping

1992
01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:11,480
my fucking
credit card all day, huh?

1993
01:14:11,547 --> 01:14:14,082
Because I can't
keep track of
your professions, honey.

1994
01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:16,051
'Cause last month
you were
a wine connoisseur.

1995
01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:18,153
Now you're an aspiring
landscape architect!

1996
01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:19,721
Let me get
that right... No!

1997
01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:19,721
Fuck you!

1998
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:22,024
Don't fucking
dare throw that

1999
01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:24,126
fucking water at me.
Don't you fucking dare.

2000
01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:27,029
All right, honey?

2001
01:14:27,095 --> 01:14:28,530
Now will you just...

2002
01:14:28,597 --> 01:14:30,465
We could talk this out,
all right?

2003
01:14:30,532 --> 01:14:32,734
We just use our words.
You know?

2004
01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:33,902
Communicate.

2005
01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:34,970
Okay?

2006
01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:37,172
Come on, sweetheart.

2007
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:39,107
Talk to me.
Talk to me.

2008
01:14:39,174 --> 01:14:41,243
Stop flexing
your muscles, Jordan.

2009
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,045
You look like
a fucking imbecile.

2010
01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:43,912
Babe, come on.

2011
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:47,883
You should feel happy
you got a husband

2012
01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:49,985
who's in such great shape
like this, huh?

2013
01:14:50,886 --> 01:14:52,054
Come here.

2014
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,856
Come on,
give me a kiss.

2015
01:14:53,922 --> 01:14:54,823
You look so beautiful
right now.

2016
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,024
Come on.

2017
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,024
Kiss you?

2018
01:14:56,091 --> 01:14:57,259
You look so beautiful...

2019
01:14:56,091 --> 01:14:57,259
Kiss you?

2020
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,961
Yeah, give me one...

2021
01:14:59,895 --> 01:15:01,263
Fuck you!

2022
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,966
<i>Ah, yes,</i>
<i>my morning ritual.</i>

2023
01:15:04,032 --> 01:15:06,001
<i>First I'd get up</i>
<i>and fight with Naomi</i>

2024
01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:08,103
<i>about whatever it is I did</i>
<i>the night before.</i>

2025
01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:10,606
<i>Next was a steam</i>
<i>so I could sweat out</i>

2026
01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:12,241
<i>the drugs still</i>
<i>in my system.</i>

2027
01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:14,109
<i>Then I'd assess the damage.</i>

2028
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,044
<i>Drown out my eyeballs.</i>

2029
01:15:16,111 --> 01:15:18,780
<i>Take my "back pills"</i>
<i>to get the day started,</i>

2030
01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:21,049
<i>then seek to make up</i>
<i>with Naomi.</i>

2031
01:15:21,116 --> 01:15:22,784
Good morning, Daddy.

2032
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:24,586
Where's my kiss?

2033
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,822
Whee!

2034
01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:28,190
Hey, sweetheart.

2035
01:15:30,592 --> 01:15:33,195
Does Daddy get
a kiss from both
of his little girls, huh?

2036
01:15:33,262 --> 01:15:34,830
Oh, no.

2037
01:15:34,897 --> 01:15:37,799
No, Daddy doesn't even
get to touch Mommy

2038
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,635
for a very, very,

2039
01:15:40,102 --> 01:15:42,137
very long time.

2040
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:44,773
Daddy's really sorry
about what he said
in the other room.

2041
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,074
He didn't mean
any of it.

2042
01:15:46,141 --> 01:15:48,210
Daddy shouldn't
waste his time.

2043
01:15:48,977 --> 01:15:50,545
And from now on,

2044
01:15:51,947 --> 01:15:54,283
it's gonna be
nothing but short,

2045
01:15:54,349 --> 01:15:56,551
short skirts
around the house.

2046
01:15:59,187 --> 01:16:01,657
And you know
something else, Daddy?

2047
01:16:03,091 --> 01:16:08,730
Mommy is just
so sick and tired
of wearing panties.

2048
01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:12,200
Yeah?

2049
01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:12,200
Yeah.

2050
01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:16,071
In fact,

2051
01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:21,043
she's decided
to throw them

2052
01:16:21,109 --> 01:16:24,112
all away.

2053
01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:27,349
(SIGHING)

2054
01:16:30,118 --> 01:16:32,754
So take
a good look, Daddy.

2055
01:16:32,821 --> 01:16:35,290
You're gonna be seeing
an awful lot
of this around the house.

2056
01:16:35,357 --> 01:16:37,125
Oh, baby...

2057
01:16:37,192 --> 01:16:39,061
Yeah, Mommy.

2058
01:16:39,127 --> 01:16:40,996
Yeah...

2059
01:16:39,127 --> 01:16:40,996
But no touching.

2060
01:16:41,663 --> 01:16:43,031
Oh, gosh.

2061
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:45,934
Ow.

2062
01:16:47,736 --> 01:16:49,271
What's wrong, Daddy?

2063
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,872
Mmm, baby.

2064
01:16:52,975 --> 01:16:54,309
God!

2065
01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:55,777
(SOBBING)

2066
01:16:55,844 --> 01:16:57,279
Look at this shit.

2067
01:16:57,346 --> 01:17:00,882
Okay. Mommy likes to play
games with Daddy.

2068
01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:05,354
Mommy, have
you ever noticed

2069
01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:07,789
anything odd about Mr...

2070
01:17:07,856 --> 01:17:09,057
Mr. Fuzzy Bear
over there?

2071
01:17:11,426 --> 01:17:15,163
His eyes seem
to be a little bit odd,
don't they?

2072
01:17:15,230 --> 01:17:18,734
Yeah, there's something
a little bit different
about his eyes.

2073
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:22,004
(GASPS) Yes!
I think it's true.
Say "Hi," Mommy.

2074
01:17:22,070 --> 01:17:23,939
Say "Hi" to Rocco
and Rocco.

2075
01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:25,207
<i>Say "Hi." Hi, fellas.</i>

2076
01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:25,207
(CHUCKLES)

2077
01:17:25,273 --> 01:17:26,842
See that, huh?

2078
01:17:26,908 --> 01:17:28,677
<i>Of all the fucking days,</i>

2079
01:17:28,744 --> 01:17:30,979
<i>she chooses today</i>
<i>to give me blue balls!</i>

2080
01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:33,715
<i>I mean, today was</i>
<i>the biggest day</i>
<i>in Stratton's history,</i>

2081
01:17:33,782 --> 01:17:35,417
<i>and I needed</i>
<i>to be thinking straight.</i>

2082
01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:37,185
Hey, Jordan!

2083
01:17:37,252 --> 01:17:39,287
Welcome.

2084
01:17:37,252 --> 01:17:39,287
Steve here yet?

2085
01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:42,791
JORDAN: <i>This was the day</i>
<i>that we launched</i>
<i>the Steve Madden IPO.</i>

2086
01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:44,726
DONNIE: Troops are all here,
everyone's all rallied,
excited.

2087
01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:46,395
JORDAN: <i>Everything had</i>
<i>to run tight.</i>

2088
01:17:46,461 --> 01:17:47,729
<i>It had to be perfect.</i>

2089
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:49,164
What the fuck
is that kid doing?

2090
01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:52,067
What's he doing?

2091
01:17:52,134 --> 01:17:54,136
The biggest IPO
in this firm's history.

2092
01:17:54,202 --> 01:17:56,171
What the fuck
is he doing?

2093
01:17:57,406 --> 01:17:59,174
JANET: Is he...
Is he wearing a bow tie?

2094
01:17:59,474 --> 01:18:00,776
Hi.

2095
01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:03,011
How're you doing?

2096
01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:04,112
Good.

2097
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:06,815
You cleaning
the fish bowl?

2098
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:10,318
I just...
I had a minute and...

2099
01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,187
You had a minute.

2100
01:18:12,254 --> 01:18:14,423
And today you
needed to clean
the fish bowl? Today?

2101
01:18:14,489 --> 01:18:18,260
I had finished
my paperwork and I had
a couple of minutes.

2102
01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:20,095
Okay.
Nice to meet you.

2103
01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:27,169
On new issue day?

2104
01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:31,873
On cocksucking,
motherfucking
new issue day?

2105
01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:33,408
This is what you do?

2106
01:18:33,475 --> 01:18:36,845
Hey, everybody,
listen up!

2107
01:18:36,912 --> 01:18:39,147
This is what happens
when you fuck with your pets
on new issue day!

2108
01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:43,185
(ALL GROANING)

2109
01:18:53,028 --> 01:18:55,130
Take your little bow tie,
get your shit,

2110
01:18:55,197 --> 01:18:56,832
and get the fuck out
of my office!
You understand?

2111
01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:58,200
Get the fuck out!

2112
01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:02,003
(ALL JEERING)

2113
01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:03,805
Everybody on point!

2114
01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:06,374
We are here
to make money.
Everybody on point.

2115
01:19:09,277 --> 01:19:12,047
JORDAN: <i>A real wolf pit,</i>
<i>which is exactly</i>
<i>how I liked it.</i>

2116
01:19:12,114 --> 01:19:14,783
Jordan, look what
I caught in the lobby.
I caught a genius.

2117
01:19:14,850 --> 01:19:16,151
JORDAN: <i>Enter Steve Madden.</i>

2118
01:19:16,218 --> 01:19:17,185
The great
American cobbler.

2119
01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:20,422
<i>Red-hot ladies</i>
<i>footwear impresario.</i>

2120
01:19:20,489 --> 01:19:23,859
<i>And thanks to Donnie,</i>
<i>we were taking</i>
<i>his company public.</i>

2121
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:27,429
<i>Stratton Oakmont</i>
<i>was crawling out of</i>
<i>the primordial ooze.</i>

2122
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,764
<i>Pond scum no more.</i>

2123
01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:31,233
That's why they gotta
see your face.

2124
01:19:31,299 --> 01:19:33,502
You get them fired up
so they push the shit
out of this stock. Okay?

2125
01:19:33,568 --> 01:19:36,171
<i>And not only that,</i>
<i>Donnie and I secretly owned</i>

2126
01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:39,241
<i>85% of Steve Madden Shoes,</i>

2127
01:19:39,307 --> 01:19:41,309
<i>which legally speaking</i>
<i>was a big no-no,</i>

2128
01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:45,046
<i>but we'd get</i>
<i>filthy fucking rich</i>
<i>if our troops got behind it.</i>

2129
01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:47,249
<i>Our job was to</i>
<i>get them worked up.</i>

2130
01:19:47,315 --> 01:19:49,050
<i>But not too worked up.</i>

2131
01:19:47,315 --> 01:19:49,050
Shh.

2132
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,021
Hello. If, uh...

2133
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,021
(WHISTLES)

2134
01:19:53,088 --> 01:19:55,257
For those of you
who don't know me, uh...

2135
01:19:55,323 --> 01:19:56,391
My name's Steve Madden.

2136
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,226
Yeah, we know
who you are.

2137
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,226
(LAUGHTER)

2138
01:19:58,293 --> 01:19:59,928
Your name is on the box.

2139
01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:01,363
Get the shoes.
Show them the shoes.

2140
01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:03,431
Show them the shoes.

2141
01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:03,431
Okay. Yeah.

2142
01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:06,501
Anyway, you know,
this shoe is pretty cool.

2143
01:20:06,568 --> 01:20:09,237
This is the Mary Lou,
which is really the shoe
that put me on the map.

2144
01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:10,906
Without it,
I wouldn't be here.

2145
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,374
It's a fat girls' shoe!

2146
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,242
Believe it or not...
Believe it or not though,

2147
01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:16,044
the Mary Lou
is actually the same

2148
01:20:16,111 --> 01:20:17,812
as the Mary Jane,
but it's black leather.

2149
01:20:17,879 --> 01:20:19,347
(JEERING)

2150
01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:24,152
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

2151
01:20:24,219 --> 01:20:25,820
Fight back! Come on!
Where you at?
Where you at?

2152
01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,924
All right!

2153
01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:32,060
Let's give it up
for Steve Madden
and his awesome Mary Lou!

2154
01:20:32,127 --> 01:20:34,362
Hold that up.
Hold that up.
Hold that up proud!

2155
01:20:34,429 --> 01:20:36,431
Give him a round
of applause!

2156
01:20:38,033 --> 01:20:41,036
You guys got that
out of your systems, huh?

2157
01:20:41,102 --> 01:20:43,605
You having a good afternoon
or what?

2158
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:46,541
I wanna take a moment
and tell you
why Steve here is so

2159
01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:48,877
absolutely off
the fucking wall.

2160
01:20:50,111 --> 01:20:52,047
It's because this man

2161
01:20:52,113 --> 01:20:53,481
is a creative genius.

2162
01:20:54,049 --> 01:20:56,218
This ability, this gift

2163
01:20:56,284 --> 01:20:58,019
that Steve has,

2164
01:20:58,086 --> 01:20:59,421
it goes beyond just

2165
01:20:59,487 --> 01:21:01,389
spotting the hottest
shoe trends.

2166
01:21:01,456 --> 01:21:05,293
Steve's power is that
he creates trends.

2167
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,128
You understand?

2168
01:21:07,195 --> 01:21:09,297
Artists like Steve
come along
once every decade.

2169
01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:12,601
I'm talking Giorgio Armani,
Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,

2170
01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:14,869
Yves Saint Laurent.

2171
01:21:14,936 --> 01:21:16,538
Steve, come over here
for a second.

2172
01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:18,440
I don't think
you all realize

2173
01:21:19,307 --> 01:21:21,142
that Steve Madden

2174
01:21:21,209 --> 01:21:24,312
is the hottest person
in the women's shoe industry,

2175
01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:25,880
with orders going
through the roof

2176
01:21:25,947 --> 01:21:29,517
at every department store
in North America right now.

2177
01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:32,988
We have him here
in our office!

2178
01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:35,657
We should thank
our fucking lucky stars
this man is here!

2179
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,326
We should be
on our hands
and knees right now,

2180
01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:40,295
getting ready
to suck this guy off!

2181
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:43,298
Like this! Okay?

2182
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:43,298
(LAUGHTER)

2183
01:21:43,365 --> 01:21:44,566
I wanna suck
you off, Steve!

2184
01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:47,235
Everyone's gonna
suck you off!

2185
01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:49,437
This is our golden ticket

2186
01:21:49,504 --> 01:21:51,339
to the fucking
chocolate factory
right here!

2187
01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:53,942
(CHEERING)

2188
01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:53,942
And I wanna meet

2189
01:21:54,009 --> 01:21:56,611
Willy fucking Wonka,
okay?

2190
01:21:56,678 --> 01:21:59,314
I wanna be with the
fucking Oompa Loompas
like this!

2191
01:22:03,985 --> 01:22:06,488
All right, get off
this fucking stage!
Get out of here.

2192
01:22:06,554 --> 01:22:09,357
All right, I want you all
to focus for a second.

2193
01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:11,593
See those
little black boxes?

2194
01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:12,861
They're called telephones.

2195
01:22:12,927 --> 01:22:15,630
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret
about these telephones.

2196
01:22:15,697 --> 01:22:18,533
They're not gonna dial
themselves. Okay?

2197
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:23,071
Without you, they're just
worthless hunks of plastic.

2198
01:22:23,138 --> 01:22:26,308
Like a loaded M16
without a trained Marine
to pull the trigger.

2199
01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:30,078
And in the case
of the telephone,

2200
01:22:30,145 --> 01:22:32,380
it's up to each
and every one of you,

2201
01:22:34,282 --> 01:22:36,151
my highly-trained
Strattonites.

2202
01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:39,454
My killers!

2203
01:22:39,521 --> 01:22:42,424
My killers, who will not
take no for an answer!

2204
01:22:43,525 --> 01:22:45,493
My fucking warriors,

2205
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,562
who will not
hang up the phone

2206
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:50,632
until their client
either buys

2207
01:22:50,699 --> 01:22:52,667
or fucking dies!

2208
01:22:52,734 --> 01:22:54,436
(ALL CHEERING)

2209
01:23:08,083 --> 01:23:09,451
Let me tell
you something.

2210
01:23:09,517 --> 01:23:13,121
There is no nobility
in poverty.

2211
01:23:13,188 --> 01:23:16,224
I have been a rich man
and I have been a poor man.

2212
01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:18,026
And I choose rich
every fucking time.

2213
01:23:18,093 --> 01:23:19,694
(CHEERING)

2214
01:23:19,761 --> 01:23:21,162
Because at least
as a rich man,

2215
01:23:21,229 --> 01:23:22,430
when I have to face
my problems,

2216
01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:24,399
I show up in
the back of a limo,

2217
01:23:24,466 --> 01:23:26,534
wearing a $2,000 suit

2218
01:23:26,601 --> 01:23:29,003
and a $40,000
gold fucking watch!

2219
01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:33,208
(YELLING)

2220
01:23:33,274 --> 01:23:34,376
Duke it out! Hit him!

2221
01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:35,643
Get the fuck off me!

2222
01:23:37,512 --> 01:23:39,748
And if anyone here
thinks I'm superficial

2223
01:23:39,814 --> 01:23:41,516
or materialistic,

2224
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:44,085
go get a job
at fucking McDonald's,

2225
01:23:44,152 --> 01:23:45,787
'cause that's where
you fucking belong!

2226
01:23:48,256 --> 01:23:52,527
But before you depart
this room full of winners,

2227
01:23:52,594 --> 01:23:53,628
I want you to take
a good look

2228
01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:56,631
at the person
next to you. Go on.

2229
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:59,300
Because sometime in
the not-so-distant future,

2230
01:23:59,367 --> 01:24:00,568
you're gonna
be pulling up
to a red light

2231
01:24:00,635 --> 01:24:03,071
in your beat-up
old fucking Pinto,

2232
01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:06,207
and that person's
gonna be pulling up
right alongside you

2233
01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:09,177
in their brand
new Porsche

2234
01:24:09,244 --> 01:24:11,279
with their beautiful
wife by their side,

2235
01:24:11,346 --> 01:24:12,614
who's got big
voluptuous tits.

2236
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:14,716
(ALL LAUGH)

2237
01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,252
And who're you
gonna be sitting next to?

2238
01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:19,053
Some disgusting
wildebeest

2239
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,455
with three days
of razor-stubble,

2240
01:24:20,522 --> 01:24:22,056
in a sleeveless muumuu,

2241
01:24:22,123 --> 01:24:24,325
crammed in next
to you in a carload
full of groceries

2242
01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:26,361
from the fucking
Price Club!

2243
01:24:26,428 --> 01:24:28,530
That's who you're gonna be
sitting next to!

2244
01:24:28,596 --> 01:24:31,099
So you listen to me
and you listen well.

2245
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:33,535
Are you behind
on your credit card bills?

2246
01:24:33,601 --> 01:24:36,337
Good! Pick up the phone
and start dialing!

2247
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:39,174
Is your landlord
ready to evict you?
Good!

2248
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,443
Pick up the phone
and start dialing!

2249
01:24:41,509 --> 01:24:44,612
Does your girlfriend
think you're a fucking
worthless loser?

2250
01:24:44,679 --> 01:24:47,782
Good! Pick up the phone
and start dialing!

2251
01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:49,851
I want you to deal
with your problems

2252
01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,286
by becoming rich!

2253
01:24:51,352 --> 01:24:52,487
(ALL CHEERING)

2254
01:24:53,521 --> 01:24:55,323
All you have to do today

2255
01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:56,591
is pick up that phone

2256
01:24:58,193 --> 01:25:00,428
and speak the words
that I have taught you.

2257
01:25:01,329 --> 01:25:03,364
And I will make you richer

2258
01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:04,699
than the most powerful CEO

2259
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,301
in the United States
of fucking America!

2260
01:25:06,367 --> 01:25:07,602
Yeah!

2261
01:25:06,367 --> 01:25:07,602
(CHEERING)

2262
01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:10,505
Fuck, yeah!

2263
01:25:10,572 --> 01:25:12,640
I want you to
go out there

2264
01:25:13,408 --> 01:25:15,643
and I want you to ram

2265
01:25:15,710 --> 01:25:18,813
Steve Madden stock
down your clients' throats

2266
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:21,516
until they fucking
choke on it!

2267
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:23,685
Till they choke on it
and they buy

2268
01:25:23,751 --> 01:25:25,854
100,000 shares!
That's what I want.

2269
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,455
Yeah! Fuck, yeah.

2270
01:25:27,522 --> 01:25:29,324
You be ferocious!

2271
01:25:29,390 --> 01:25:31,426
You be relentless!

2272
01:25:29,390 --> 01:25:31,426
ALL: Yeah!

2273
01:25:31,493 --> 01:25:34,596
You be telephone
fucking terrorists!

2274
01:25:36,264 --> 01:25:39,634
Now let's knock
this motherfucker
out of the park!

2275
01:25:39,701 --> 01:25:41,269
(CHEERING LOUDLY)

2276
01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:44,339
(PEPPY SONG)

2277
01:26:10,365 --> 01:26:14,769
JORDAN: <i>At 1:00 p.m.,</i>
<i>we opened the stock</i>
<i>for sale at $4.50 a share.</i>

2278
01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:17,939
<i>By 1:03, it was over $18.</i>

2279
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,308
<i>Even the big Wall Street</i>
<i>firms were buying.</i>

2280
01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:32,353
Of the two million shares
offered for sale,

2281
01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:35,390
a million belonged to me,
held in phony accounts
by my ratholes.

2282
01:26:35,456 --> 01:26:37,725
Now once the price
hit the high teens...

2283
01:26:37,792 --> 01:26:39,761
(CHUCKLES) You know what?
Who gives a shit?

2284
01:26:39,827 --> 01:26:41,829
As always,
the point is this.

2285
01:26:41,896 --> 01:26:46,301
$22 million
in three fucking hours!

2286
01:26:47,435 --> 01:26:49,704
Can you believe
this shit?

2287
01:26:49,771 --> 01:26:51,806
I fucking love this, baby!

2288
01:26:49,771 --> 01:26:51,806
It's amazing!

2289
01:26:51,873 --> 01:26:53,341
JANET: Jordan!

2290
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:54,709
Barry Kleinman's
on the phone

2291
01:26:54,776 --> 01:26:56,644
from Future Video.

2292
01:26:54,776 --> 01:26:56,644
Who?

2293
01:26:56,711 --> 01:26:57,745
I don't know.
He shot at your wedding.

2294
01:26:57,812 --> 01:26:58,880
He says it's urgent.

2295
01:26:58,947 --> 01:27:01,282
Urgent? Who the fuck
is Barry Kleinman?

2296
01:27:01,349 --> 01:27:02,750
Oh, my God,
you wanna marry me?

2297
01:27:02,817 --> 01:27:03,851
You're in love with me?

2298
01:27:03,918 --> 01:27:05,219
Yeah. Go fuck
your cousin!

2299
01:27:05,286 --> 01:27:06,321
Hey, Barry, what's up?

2300
01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:08,523
Listen, I got this subpoena.

2301
01:27:08,590 --> 01:27:09,857
<i>Subpoena? What the fuck</i>
<i>are you talking about?</i>

2302
01:27:09,924 --> 01:27:11,459
Yeah, the FBI,
they want a copy

2303
01:27:11,526 --> 01:27:12,594
of your wedding video.

2304
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:13,962
JORDAN: <i>The fucking FBI?</i>

2305
01:27:14,028 --> 01:27:15,863
You fucking kidding me?

2306
01:27:14,028 --> 01:27:15,863
BO: <i>Listen to me.</i>

2307
01:27:15,930 --> 01:27:17,465
<i>His name is Denham.</i>

2308
01:27:17,532 --> 01:27:19,000
<i>He's an agent</i>
<i>with the New York office.</i>

2309
01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:20,368
JORDAN: <i>What's his problem?</i>

2310
01:27:20,435 --> 01:27:22,637
BO: <i>He's a Boy Scout.</i>
<i>He thinks you're fucking</i>
<i>Gordon Gekko.</i>

2311
01:27:24,305 --> 01:27:25,573
JORDAN: What does he want
with my wedding video?

2312
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:27,308
It's like an invasion
of my privacy.

2313
01:27:27,375 --> 01:27:28,543
You know what I'm saying?
It's like...

2314
01:27:28,610 --> 01:27:29,944
It's intrusive, you know.

2315
01:27:30,011 --> 01:27:32,680
He's got pictures of your
whole inner fucking circle.

2316
01:27:32,747 --> 01:27:34,616
Pictures, names
of the people.

2317
01:27:34,682 --> 01:27:35,917
You know
what he's trying to do?

2318
01:27:35,984 --> 01:27:36,918
Exactly what he's doing.
Look at yourself.

2319
01:27:36,985 --> 01:27:38,386
He's trying to rattle you,

2320
01:27:38,453 --> 01:27:39,954
he's trying to rattle
your old lady,

2321
01:27:40,021 --> 01:27:42,557
so she nags you
until you become
a fucking witness.

2322
01:27:42,624 --> 01:27:44,292
He wants me
to rat on myself?

2323
01:27:44,359 --> 01:27:46,461
He wants me
to give information
about my...

2324
01:27:46,527 --> 01:27:47,895
Listen. The good
fucking news is,

2325
01:27:47,962 --> 01:27:49,764
you know I know
everybody downtown,

2326
01:27:49,831 --> 01:27:52,266
I call up the
Justice Department,
the DEA,

2327
01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:55,470
nobody even knows
you fucking exist,
so calm down!

2328
01:27:55,536 --> 01:27:56,938
They don't know I exist?

2329
01:27:57,005 --> 01:27:58,573
No.

2330
01:27:57,005 --> 01:27:58,573
That's good.

2331
01:28:03,645 --> 01:28:04,712
But you...

2332
01:28:04,779 --> 01:28:06,914
You know
who he is, right?

2333
01:28:06,981 --> 01:28:09,384
Yeah.

2334
01:28:06,981 --> 01:28:09,384
So, if I just
wanted to get

2335
01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:11,019
some more information,
just find out
what he knows,

2336
01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:14,489
you could go
to his house, right?

2337
01:28:14,555 --> 01:28:16,457
Tap his phones
a little bit, bug him.

2338
01:28:16,524 --> 01:28:17,659
You could get
some information...

2339
01:28:17,725 --> 01:28:20,561
You don't fuck with
these guys like that.

2340
01:28:20,628 --> 01:28:21,729
You don't fuck with
them like that.

2341
01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:22,830
What are you,
nuts or something?

2342
01:28:22,897 --> 01:28:24,232
This is what you fucking do.
What do I pay you for?

2343
01:28:24,298 --> 01:28:27,669
I have a fucking
P.I. license, you know?
I make a living at this.

2344
01:28:27,735 --> 01:28:29,504
I'm not a cop anymore.

2345
01:28:29,570 --> 01:28:30,905
They'll take
my fucking license
away from me, all right?

2346
01:28:30,972 --> 01:28:32,707
Okay.

2347
01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:35,443
Okay, if I can't do that,
can I just...

2348
01:28:35,510 --> 01:28:36,577
Can I give
the guy a call?

2349
01:28:37,779 --> 01:28:39,781
Why? Is that...

2350
01:28:37,779 --> 01:28:39,781
Jordan. Jordan.

2351
01:28:39,847 --> 01:28:40,915
Do me a favor?

2352
01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,885
The only one who
calls this guy
is your fucking lawyer.

2353
01:28:43,951 --> 01:28:44,952
I can't call him, right?

2354
01:28:45,019 --> 01:28:46,788
It's against the rules?

2355
01:28:45,019 --> 01:28:46,788
I told you,

2356
01:28:46,854 --> 01:28:48,756
whatever the fuck
you say to him,

2357
01:28:48,823 --> 01:28:51,459
he's gonna use against you.
Don't you understand?

2358
01:28:51,526 --> 01:28:53,094
He's smart,
you're dumb.

2359
01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:54,929
Fucking bullshit.

2360
01:28:54,996 --> 01:28:56,431
Are we fucking
talking tonight,

2361
01:28:56,497 --> 01:28:57,699
or are you gonna
get schwacked?

2362
01:28:57,765 --> 01:28:59,567
The last time you
took these fucking pills,

2363
01:28:59,634 --> 01:29:01,002
you put your head in
the fucking macaroni.
I had to pick it up.

2364
01:29:02,103 --> 01:29:03,771
All right.

2365
01:29:03,838 --> 01:29:05,506
Okay,
I won't call him.

2366
01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:10,611
Hey, fellas!
Come on board.

2367
01:29:10,678 --> 01:29:12,013
The plank's
right around there.

2368
01:29:13,114 --> 01:29:14,482
Welcome!

2369
01:29:14,549 --> 01:29:16,451
Whoo!
What a nice day.

2370
01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:19,987
Hey.

2371
01:29:20,054 --> 01:29:22,056
Welcome aboard.

2372
01:29:22,123 --> 01:29:23,791
Jordan.
Welcome aboard
the <i>Naomi.</i>

2373
01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:24,926
Pleasure to meet you.

2374
01:29:24,992 --> 01:29:26,427
Agent Denham.
This is Agent Hughes.

2375
01:29:26,494 --> 01:29:27,762
Hi, how are you?

2376
01:29:27,829 --> 01:29:31,099
Let me introduce you.
This is Nicole, Heidi.
Come on. Don't be shy.

2377
01:29:31,165 --> 01:29:33,668
What are you guys
all shy for?
Don't be scared.

2378
01:29:33,735 --> 01:29:34,736
These are friends
of Stratton.

2379
01:29:34,802 --> 01:29:36,003
It's a pleasure.

2380
01:29:34,802 --> 01:29:36,003
Hello.

2381
01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:39,107
Um...
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

2382
01:29:39,173 --> 01:29:42,744
Your message said
that you wanted
to speak privately.

2383
01:29:42,810 --> 01:29:44,579
Right. I do want
to speak privately.

2384
01:29:44,645 --> 01:29:45,947
Give us a minute,
huh, ladies?

2385
01:29:46,013 --> 01:29:47,582
Let me know
if I can get
you anything.

2386
01:29:47,648 --> 01:29:48,683
We'd be happy to help.

2387
01:29:49,517 --> 01:29:50,551
You guys hungry?

2388
01:29:50,618 --> 01:29:51,819
Want something to eat?

2389
01:29:51,886 --> 01:29:53,654
Got some pasta,
shrimp, lobster.

2390
01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:55,890
I got whiskey.
Any kind of booze
you want.

2391
01:29:55,957 --> 01:29:57,658
You know what?
The Bureau
doesn't allow us

2392
01:29:57,725 --> 01:29:59,160
to drink while
we're at sea.

2393
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:01,763
Duh! Of course.

2394
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:01,763
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

2395
01:30:01,829 --> 01:30:03,564
Ever been on one
of these before?

2396
01:30:03,631 --> 01:30:05,767
A boat?

2397
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:06,968
I learned how to sail
when I was six.

2398
01:30:07,034 --> 01:30:09,137
No shit. Is that right?
Really?

2399
01:30:09,203 --> 01:30:11,139
On one like this, though?

2400
01:30:11,205 --> 01:30:13,841
I had the whole front
extended in order to fit
the chopper up there.

2401
01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:15,009
See that?

2402
01:30:16,511 --> 01:30:18,045
Anyway, this is for you.

2403
01:30:18,112 --> 01:30:21,082
It's a complete list
of every person
that was at my wedding.

2404
01:30:21,149 --> 01:30:23,918
I understand you wanted
the whole wedding video.

2405
01:30:23,985 --> 01:30:26,754
Figured this would
help expedite
the whole process, right?

2406
01:30:26,821 --> 01:30:28,189
There you go.

2407
01:30:26,821 --> 01:30:28,189
Look,

2408
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,857
my point is that

2409
01:30:29,924 --> 01:30:31,592
I know you're investigating
Stratton.

2410
01:30:31,659 --> 01:30:35,463
But for the life of me,
I can't figure out why.

2411
01:30:35,530 --> 01:30:37,698
I know we're
a little unorthodox,
we're a little

2412
01:30:37,765 --> 01:30:39,801
loud in the way
we do things.
But you gotta understand,

2413
01:30:39,867 --> 01:30:40,968
we're the new guys
on the block, you know,

2414
01:30:41,035 --> 01:30:43,938
we're trying to make
a name for ourselves.

2415
01:30:44,005 --> 01:30:46,440
But I want you
to understand,
we don't

2416
01:30:46,507 --> 01:30:47,975
do anything illegal.

2417
01:30:48,976 --> 01:30:50,077
Whatsoever.

2418
01:30:50,144 --> 01:30:51,913
I mean, you could
talk to the SEC.

2419
01:30:51,979 --> 01:30:54,982
They were at my office
15 times over
the last six months.

2420
01:30:55,049 --> 01:30:57,518
I mean, I got...
I got nothing to hide.

2421
01:30:57,585 --> 01:31:00,588
Well, you know
the SEC is a civil
regulatory agency.

2422
01:31:00,655 --> 01:31:02,023
We pursue
criminal activities.

2423
01:31:02,089 --> 01:31:05,626
Exactly! You go after
real criminals, which

2424
01:31:05,693 --> 01:31:07,962
makes me wonder
what the hell
you're investigating me for?

2425
01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:10,598
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

2426
01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:10,598
I mean, honestly...

2427
01:31:10,665 --> 01:31:14,001
What is it that you think
that we did or do?
I don't get it.

2428
01:31:14,068 --> 01:31:15,169
Well, I...

2429
01:31:15,236 --> 01:31:17,805
Look, Jordan,
I can't discuss
an ongoing investigation.

2430
01:31:17,872 --> 01:31:19,607
No, I get that.
No, I understand.

2431
01:31:19,674 --> 01:31:22,076
With that said...

2432
01:31:22,143 --> 01:31:23,978
This case got dumped
on my desk...

2433
01:31:24,045 --> 01:31:25,680
Did it?

2434
01:31:24,045 --> 01:31:25,680
You know,
by a higher-up

2435
01:31:25,746 --> 01:31:26,981
who needs
to make a show

2436
01:31:27,048 --> 01:31:29,217
of looking into
the new company
on the block,

2437
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:30,885
with all the press
and everything.

2438
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:30,885
New loud guys.

2439
01:31:30,952 --> 01:31:32,587
And then I end up
being the schmuck

2440
01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:34,121
who does the looking.
Exactly.

2441
01:31:34,188 --> 01:31:36,224
It's just, you know...
It bothers me.

2442
01:31:36,290 --> 01:31:37,491
We're the new guy.
We're the one

2443
01:31:37,558 --> 01:31:40,228
that's banging
on Wall Street's door.
I mean, you should...

2444
01:31:40,294 --> 01:31:41,996
You should see
what's going on
at the bigger firms.

2445
01:31:42,063 --> 01:31:43,831
I mean,
I know all the information.

2446
01:31:43,898 --> 01:31:46,834
It's true! Goldman,
Lehman Brothers,
Merrill...

2447
01:31:46,901 --> 01:31:48,836
Collateralized
debt obligations?

2448
01:31:48,903 --> 01:31:49,971
This Internet
stock bullshit?

2449
01:31:50,037 --> 01:31:51,873
I mean,
it's a fucking travesty.

2450
01:31:51,939 --> 01:31:54,108
I could take
you step-by-step

2451
01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:57,111
through what exactly
is occurring.

2452
01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,880
All you have
to do is ask.

2453
01:31:58,946 --> 01:32:00,514
I'm available.

2454
01:32:00,581 --> 01:32:02,216
That's exactly what
I wanted to hear.

2455
01:32:00,581 --> 01:32:02,216
Mmm-hmm.

2456
01:32:02,283 --> 01:32:05,753
I don't see why a little
sitdown like this

2457
01:32:05,820 --> 01:32:07,188
can't be profitable
for the both of us.

2458
01:32:07,255 --> 01:32:09,724
It should. Right?
It should profit
the both of us.

2459
01:32:09,790 --> 01:32:11,792
It should.

2460
01:32:09,790 --> 01:32:11,792
Look.

2461
01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:14,095
I'm gonna give you
my personal line.

2462
01:32:14,161 --> 01:32:16,998
Five days a week,
you just call me,
feel free.

2463
01:32:17,064 --> 01:32:18,733
I'll do that.

2464
01:32:17,064 --> 01:32:18,733
Great.

2465
01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:23,070
Are you sure
you guys don't want
something to drink?

2466
01:32:23,137 --> 01:32:24,805
You're not hungry?
Nothing?

2467
01:32:24,872 --> 01:32:26,240
Nothing? No?

2468
01:32:24,872 --> 01:32:26,240
Oh, no.

2469
01:32:29,644 --> 01:32:30,878
Let me ask you,

2470
01:32:30,945 --> 01:32:32,213
and if you don't
wanna get too personal,

2471
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:35,616
just tell me
to shut up at any time.

2472
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:35,616
Oh.

2473
01:32:35,683 --> 01:32:38,319
Did you try to get
your broker's license
at one time?

2474
01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:42,056
Did I hear that right?
Were you trying to take
a stab at Wall Street?

2475
01:32:42,123 --> 01:32:44,058
No? (CHUCKLES)

2476
01:32:42,123 --> 01:32:44,058
Who you been talking to?

2477
01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:44,759
Who the fuck
you been talking to?

2478
01:32:44,825 --> 01:32:46,093
Well, you're
investigating me.

2479
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:47,628
I hear things.

2480
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:47,628
(LAUGHING)

2481
01:32:47,695 --> 01:32:49,030
You know what I mean?

2482
01:32:49,964 --> 01:32:51,832
You ever think about
what would've happened

2483
01:32:51,899 --> 01:32:55,703
if you would have
stayed the course?

2484
01:32:55,770 --> 01:32:57,605
You know what?
When I'm riding home
on the subway

2485
01:32:57,672 --> 01:32:58,973
and my balls
are fucking sweating,

2486
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:00,641
I'm wearing the same suit
three days in a row...

2487
01:33:00,708 --> 01:33:02,610
Yeah, you bet I do.

2488
01:33:02,677 --> 01:33:04,078
I've thought
about it before.
Who wouldn't, right?

2489
01:33:04,145 --> 01:33:05,179
Right, who
fucking wouldn't?

2490
01:33:05,246 --> 01:33:06,213
What do you get...

2491
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:07,882
Another personal question,
no need to answer...

2492
01:33:07,949 --> 01:33:09,350
No, that's all right,
Jordan.

2493
01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:12,320
What do you pull in?
50, 60K?
Something like that?

2494
01:33:12,386 --> 01:33:14,588
A year?
In the ballpark?

2495
01:33:12,386 --> 01:33:14,588
Oh.

2496
01:33:14,655 --> 01:33:15,957
Well, I...

2497
01:33:16,023 --> 01:33:17,825
Let's put it this way.

2498
01:33:17,892 --> 01:33:19,327
You get a free handgun

2499
01:33:19,393 --> 01:33:21,295
when you sign up
for the Bureau.

2500
01:33:19,393 --> 01:33:21,295
(CHUCKLING)

2501
01:33:21,362 --> 01:33:23,764
No, but it fucking
pisses me off.
You know what I mean?

2502
01:33:23,831 --> 01:33:25,833
You think about
the people that built
this country,

2503
01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:27,335
hardworking people
like you.

2504
01:33:27,401 --> 01:33:30,204
Firefighters, teachers,
FBI agents.

2505
01:33:30,271 --> 01:33:33,941
End of the day,
you guys get fucking
skinned alive financially.

2506
01:33:34,008 --> 01:33:35,910
It fucking makes
me angry.

2507
01:33:35,977 --> 01:33:38,879
Now the one thing
about Wall Street
and this market is,

2508
01:33:38,946 --> 01:33:40,614
for me, I feel

2509
01:33:41,882 --> 01:33:44,051
it's good to give back.
You know, there's...

2510
01:33:44,118 --> 01:33:46,320
There are situations
where I can

2511
01:33:46,387 --> 01:33:49,924
make those situations
better for people. You know?

2512
01:33:49,991 --> 01:33:51,325
You know what I mean.

2513
01:33:51,392 --> 01:33:52,793
Opportunity

2514
01:33:53,327 --> 01:33:54,362
is everything.

2515
01:33:54,428 --> 01:33:55,930
Exactly.

2516
01:33:55,997 --> 01:33:58,666
Take for example,
I got this one kid, right?

2517
01:33:58,733 --> 01:34:02,136
Went to school for
environmental science,
something like that.

2518
01:34:02,203 --> 01:34:04,238
He was bogged down
by student loans.

2519
01:34:04,305 --> 01:34:06,741
Turns out,
his mother needed
triple bypass surgery.

2520
01:34:06,807 --> 01:34:08,309
Jesus.

2521
01:34:06,807 --> 01:34:08,309
Right.
Horrible situation.

2522
01:34:08,376 --> 01:34:09,377
Sure.

2523
01:34:09,443 --> 01:34:10,378
But we got him
into the market

2524
01:34:10,444 --> 01:34:12,313
at the right time
and chose
the right stock.

2525
01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:14,148
We gave him
the right guidance.

2526
01:34:14,215 --> 01:34:16,851
Boom! Overnight,
changed his entire life.

2527
01:34:17,718 --> 01:34:19,253
Got to put
his mother into

2528
01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:20,888
the best hospital
in New York City.

2529
01:34:20,955 --> 01:34:22,056
It didn't work out
for her,

2530
01:34:22,123 --> 01:34:24,058
granted, she passed away,
unfortunately.

2531
01:34:24,125 --> 01:34:25,826
But we gave him
that opportunity.

2532
01:34:25,893 --> 01:34:27,928
You know what
I'm saying?

2533
01:34:27,995 --> 01:34:29,697
It's just about setting up
the right team,

2534
01:34:29,764 --> 01:34:32,099
and then overnight
your life can change.

2535
01:34:37,872 --> 01:34:40,107
What does...
What does an intern...

2536
01:34:41,842 --> 01:34:43,711
What does an intern
make in a deal like that?

2537
01:34:43,778 --> 01:34:46,680
Well, in that situation,

2538
01:34:46,747 --> 01:34:50,051
in that particular trade,
and it was one trade,

2539
01:34:50,117 --> 01:34:52,253
north of half
a million dollars.

2540
01:34:56,257 --> 01:34:58,325
And I'd do that
for anybody, you know,

2541
01:34:58,392 --> 01:35:01,062
anybody that needs
the proper guidance.

2542
01:35:21,082 --> 01:35:23,284
Can you say
that again,

2543
01:35:23,350 --> 01:35:24,819
just the way
you said it?

2544
01:35:25,386 --> 01:35:27,088
Just the same way.

2545
01:35:28,889 --> 01:35:29,990
Oh.

2546
01:35:31,325 --> 01:35:32,226
I don't know what
you're talking about.

2547
01:35:32,293 --> 01:35:34,261
Oh, come on! You know
what I'm talking about.

2548
01:35:34,895 --> 01:35:37,031
I think what Jordan
just did is he...

2549
01:35:37,098 --> 01:35:38,065
If I'm not mistaken...

2550
01:35:37,098 --> 01:35:38,065
No.

2551
01:35:38,132 --> 01:35:40,267
...you just tried
to bribe
a federal officer.

2552
01:35:40,334 --> 01:35:42,436
No, technically
I didn't bribe anybody.

2553
01:35:42,503 --> 01:35:45,139
No, no, that's not
the conversation
I heard, Jordan.

2554
01:35:45,206 --> 01:35:46,507
No, no, according
to the U.S. criminal code,

2555
01:35:46,574 --> 01:35:48,442
there needs to be
an exact dollar figure

2556
01:35:48,509 --> 01:35:50,211
for the exchange
of services.

2557
01:35:48,509 --> 01:35:50,211
Oh!

2558
01:35:50,277 --> 01:35:51,912
That would not hold up
in a court of law.

2559
01:35:51,979 --> 01:35:53,481
Nah, it's not how
I heard it.

2560
01:35:53,547 --> 01:35:56,250
No, no, no, that's the truth.
But I want to tell you this.

2561
01:35:56,317 --> 01:35:57,351
Yeah.

2562
01:35:57,418 --> 01:35:59,153
The same gentleman
that told me

2563
01:35:59,220 --> 01:36:00,988
that you tried to get
your broker's license

2564
01:36:01,055 --> 01:36:03,224
also told me that
you are a straight arrow.

2565
01:36:03,290 --> 01:36:04,758
He ran a security
check on me.

2566
01:36:04,825 --> 01:36:05,893
Well...

2567
01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:09,163
Yeah, when you sail
on a boat
fit for a Bond villain,

2568
01:36:09,230 --> 01:36:11,132
sometimes you need to play
the part. Right?

2569
01:36:12,867 --> 01:36:14,435
I think it's time you both
get the fuck off my boat.

2570
01:36:14,502 --> 01:36:17,004
What do you say?
Hmm?

2571
01:36:14,502 --> 01:36:17,004
(CHUCKLING)

2572
01:36:17,071 --> 01:36:18,305
You know, Jordan,
I'll tell you something.

2573
01:36:18,372 --> 01:36:21,542
Most of the Wall Street
jackasses that I bust,

2574
01:36:21,609 --> 01:36:23,978
they're to
the manor born.

2575
01:36:24,044 --> 01:36:25,146
Is that right?

2576
01:36:24,044 --> 01:36:25,146
Yeah.

2577
01:36:25,212 --> 01:36:27,047
Their fathers
are douchebags,

2578
01:36:27,114 --> 01:36:28,816
just like their fathers
before them.

2579
01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:31,352
But you...

2580
01:36:33,287 --> 01:36:35,489
You, Jordan,
you got this way
all on your own.

2581
01:36:35,556 --> 01:36:36,924
Did I?

2582
01:36:36,991 --> 01:36:39,160
Good for you,
little man.

2583
01:36:36,991 --> 01:36:39,160
Little man?

2584
01:36:39,226 --> 01:36:40,294
(LAUGHING)

2585
01:36:39,226 --> 01:36:40,294
Good for you.

2586
01:36:40,361 --> 01:36:41,529
Me, the little man?

2587
01:36:41,595 --> 01:36:42,863
And let me
tell you something.

2588
01:36:42,930 --> 01:36:45,166
Let me tell you
something else.

2589
01:36:45,232 --> 01:36:47,134
Honestly, I'm not
bullshitting here,

2590
01:36:47,201 --> 01:36:48,302
this is one of
the nicest boats

2591
01:36:48,369 --> 01:36:50,237
that I've ever been on,
I gotta tell you.

2592
01:36:48,369 --> 01:36:50,237
I bet it is.

2593
01:36:50,304 --> 01:36:52,373
And you know
what I was just
thinking, too?

2594
01:36:52,439 --> 01:36:55,376
The fucking hero
that I'm gonna be
back at the office

2595
01:36:55,442 --> 01:36:57,444
when the Bureau seizes
this fucking boat.

2596
01:36:57,511 --> 01:36:59,914
Because, I mean,
fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan,

2597
01:36:59,980 --> 01:37:01,382
look at this thing!

2598
01:36:59,980 --> 01:37:01,382
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY)

2599
01:37:01,448 --> 01:37:02,550
It's beautiful!

2600
01:37:02,616 --> 01:37:05,553
And you got
the beautiful girls there.
It's wonderful.

2601
01:37:05,619 --> 01:37:08,189
All right,
get the fuck
off my boat.

2602
01:37:08,255 --> 01:37:09,990
I'm sure we'll be seeing
each other

2603
01:37:10,057 --> 01:37:11,125
real soon.

2604
01:37:10,057 --> 01:37:11,125
I'm sure.

2605
01:37:11,192 --> 01:37:12,459
Good luck on that
subway ride home

2606
01:37:12,526 --> 01:37:14,862
to your miserable,
ugly fucking wives.

2607
01:37:14,929 --> 01:37:17,865
I'm gonna have Heidi lick
some caviar off my balls
in the meantime.

2608
01:37:17,932 --> 01:37:20,601
Hey, you guys want
to take some lobsters
for your ride home?

2609
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:23,103
Fucking miserable pricks,
I know you can't afford them!

2610
01:37:23,170 --> 01:37:25,339
Fucking cheap fucks.

2611
01:37:25,406 --> 01:37:27,841
Fucking miserable pricks.
(WHISTLES)

2612
01:37:27,908 --> 01:37:31,111
Hey, fellas! Look what
I found in my pocket! Look!

2613
01:37:31,178 --> 01:37:32,947
A year's salary right here.

2614
01:37:33,013 --> 01:37:35,482
You know what I call them?
Fun coupons!

2615
01:37:35,549 --> 01:37:37,284
See that!

2616
01:37:37,351 --> 01:37:39,353
They're fun coupons!

2617
01:37:43,624 --> 01:37:45,025
(SIGHS)

2618
01:37:47,361 --> 01:37:50,164
Switzerland?
What the fuck is
in Switzerland?

2619
01:37:50,231 --> 01:37:52,266
JORDAN: <i>Swiss fucking banks,</i>
<i>that's what.</i>

2620
01:37:52,333 --> 01:37:54,602
<i>It was ass-covering time.</i>
<i>I had to hide my money.</i>

2621
01:37:56,070 --> 01:37:57,871
<i>Enter Rugrat.</i>

2622
01:37:57,938 --> 01:37:59,373
<i>He knew this Swiss banker</i>
<i>from law school.</i>

2623
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:00,507
That's for European pussy!

2624
01:38:00,574 --> 01:38:02,042
JORDAN: <i>But he was in Geneva.</i>

2625
01:38:02,109 --> 01:38:04,278
<i>And there was no way</i>
<i>I was gonna make</i>
<i>that flight sober.</i>

2626
01:38:06,313 --> 01:38:07,982
<i>So I knew if I took</i>
<i>my drugs right,</i>

2627
01:38:08,048 --> 01:38:10,251
<i>I could sleep through</i>
<i>the entire flight.</i>

2628
01:38:10,317 --> 01:38:13,387
<i>But I had to take them</i>
<i>just right.</i>

2629
01:38:13,454 --> 01:38:15,322
<i>At 4:00 p.m.,</i>
<i>I popped a few more ludes,</i>

2630
01:38:15,389 --> 01:38:17,057
<i>which started kicking in</i>
<i>by the time</i>

2631
01:38:17,124 --> 01:38:18,659
<i>I finished my sales meeting.</i>

2632
01:38:18,726 --> 01:38:20,394
<i>My tingle phase.</i>

2633
01:38:20,461 --> 01:38:22,363
<i>By dinner,</i>
<i>I popped a few more</i>

2634
01:38:22,429 --> 01:38:25,266
<i>on top of some cocktails</i>
<i>and a Valium or two.</i>

2635
01:38:25,332 --> 01:38:26,634
<i>My slur phase.</i>

2636
01:38:26,700 --> 01:38:29,103
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

2637
01:38:29,169 --> 01:38:31,672
<i>By 8:30,</i>
<i>I took a few more ludes</i>

2638
01:38:31,739 --> 01:38:34,308
<i>and pretty much</i>
<i>lost all my motor skills.</i>

2639
01:38:34,375 --> 01:38:35,676
<i>This was the drool phase.</i>

2640
01:38:39,113 --> 01:38:42,316
<i>And by 10:00, I didn't know</i>
<i>who or what the fuck I was.</i>

2641
01:38:42,383 --> 01:38:45,019
<i>The amnesia phase.</i>

2642
01:38:45,085 --> 01:38:46,654
<i>We boarded the plane</i>
<i>just before midnight.</i>

2643
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:48,656
Wow! Look at you!

2644
01:38:48,722 --> 01:38:51,025
You're beautiful.

2645
01:38:48,722 --> 01:38:51,025
Excuse me, sir.

2646
01:38:51,091 --> 01:38:53,260
His sleeping pills
just kicked in.
He's all right.

2647
01:38:53,327 --> 01:38:54,695
May I see your
boarding passes, sir?

2648
01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:56,563
We have the boarding passes.

2649
01:38:56,630 --> 01:38:58,432
Jesus Christ,
I wanna fuck her.

2650
01:38:59,266 --> 01:39:01,302
Hey! Fucking relax.

2651
01:39:01,368 --> 01:39:03,237
Oh, my God!
You got your hand
on my fucking cock!

2652
01:39:03,304 --> 01:39:04,705
I don't. Cut it out.

2653
01:39:04,772 --> 01:39:05,973
He's got his hand
on my dick again.

2654
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,074
I'm just trying
to buckle you up.

2655
01:39:07,141 --> 01:39:08,375
You got your hand
on his dick?

2656
01:39:08,442 --> 01:39:10,210
You gotta stop doing
that in public places.

2657
01:39:10,277 --> 01:39:12,446
Oh, my God.
Take it off!

2658
01:39:12,513 --> 01:39:13,380
Take it off!

2659
01:39:13,447 --> 01:39:17,217
I heard there's
a treasure map under here.

2660
01:39:17,284 --> 01:39:19,019
Stop! I know, miss.

2661
01:39:17,284 --> 01:39:19,019
Excuse me, sir.

2662
01:39:19,086 --> 01:39:20,721
Please sit down.

2663
01:39:20,788 --> 01:39:22,323
Watch it.

2664
01:39:20,788 --> 01:39:22,323
Go back to
your seat, please.

2665
01:39:22,389 --> 01:39:25,059
What are you upset about?

2666
01:39:22,389 --> 01:39:25,059
Please go back
to your seat.

2667
01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:26,660
I will have to call
the captain.

2668
01:39:26,727 --> 01:39:29,263
Please, sir,
please, sir.
Sit down.

2669
01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:31,031
Please sit down!

2670
01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:31,031
NICKY: Ow!

2671
01:39:31,098 --> 01:39:32,466
I'm going! Stop.

2672
01:39:31,098 --> 01:39:32,466
Okay, sorry.

2673
01:39:32,533 --> 01:39:34,335
We apologize.
We're gonna go to sleep.

2674
01:39:34,401 --> 01:39:35,669
Question. I wanna
ask you a question.

2675
01:39:35,736 --> 01:39:37,671
Fasten your seat belt, sir.

2676
01:39:37,738 --> 01:39:39,473
We cannot take off
if you haven't fastened

2677
01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,274
your seat belt.

2678
01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,274
I'm really horny, too.

2679
01:39:40,341 --> 01:39:42,076
STEWARDESS:
Sit down. Fasten it.

2680
01:39:42,142 --> 01:39:43,210
Right. Okay,
I'll sit down...

2681
01:39:42,142 --> 01:39:43,210
I will do it for you.

2682
01:39:43,277 --> 01:39:44,278
DONNIE: What?

2683
01:39:43,277 --> 01:39:44,278
I'll do it for you.

2684
01:39:44,345 --> 01:39:45,346
JORDAN:
You gotta speak English.

2685
01:39:45,412 --> 01:39:47,581
We don't understand
this language
you're speaking.

2686
01:39:47,648 --> 01:39:50,517
I will help him
with his seat belt.

2687
01:39:50,584 --> 01:39:52,686
You gotta
put it on right.

2688
01:39:50,584 --> 01:39:52,686
Sit back. Sit back, sir.

2689
01:39:52,753 --> 01:39:54,555
There you go.

2690
01:39:52,753 --> 01:39:54,555
All right.
I'll just lean back...

2691
01:39:54,621 --> 01:39:56,290
(LAUGHING)

2692
01:39:57,091 --> 01:39:58,592
<i>Bitte, Hilfe!</i>

2693
01:39:58,659 --> 01:40:00,561
(BOTH MIMICKING STEWARDESS)

2694
01:40:13,841 --> 01:40:15,142
Jesus Christ!

2695
01:40:15,209 --> 01:40:16,410
Fuck!

2696
01:40:18,278 --> 01:40:19,680
Donnie...

2697
01:40:19,747 --> 01:40:22,649
Donnie, this isn't funny.
You gotta untie me, buddy.

2698
01:40:23,484 --> 01:40:25,219
I can't untie you.

2699
01:40:25,285 --> 01:40:26,587
The captain tied you up.

2700
01:40:26,653 --> 01:40:28,122
He almost fucking
tasered you.

2701
01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:30,124
Why?

2702
01:40:30,457 --> 01:40:31,792
Why?

2703
01:40:31,859 --> 01:40:33,127
(INDISTINCT YELLING)

2704
01:40:33,193 --> 01:40:34,428
He's got a fear of flying.

2705
01:40:35,696 --> 01:40:37,064
Ah!

2706
01:40:38,832 --> 01:40:40,567
DONNIE:He's very nervous
on planes, I'm sorry,

2707
01:40:40,634 --> 01:40:42,703
it's not you sweetheart,
don't beat yourself up.

2708
01:40:42,770 --> 01:40:45,706
Easy, easy. He's fine.
He's just a nervous flyer.

2709
01:40:45,773 --> 01:40:47,674
You were screaming
at people.

2710
01:40:47,741 --> 01:40:49,343
Oh, fuck off.

2711
01:40:49,410 --> 01:40:51,345
You were on the floor
rolling around and shit.

2712
01:40:51,412 --> 01:40:52,479
Oh, Jesus.

2713
01:40:52,546 --> 01:40:54,648
You called the captain
the N-word.

2714
01:40:54,715 --> 01:40:56,450
I called the captain
the N-word?

2715
01:40:56,517 --> 01:40:59,052
Yeah, he was
very upset.

2716
01:40:56,517 --> 01:40:59,052
Really?

2717
01:40:59,119 --> 01:41:01,755
Luckily we're
in first class.

2718
01:40:59,119 --> 01:41:01,755
Jesus.

2719
01:41:01,822 --> 01:41:04,725
Jesus Christ, I think
you have a
fucking drug problem.

2720
01:41:06,160 --> 01:41:07,561
Where are the ludes?

2721
01:41:07,628 --> 01:41:09,563
Where are the ludes?

2722
01:41:09,630 --> 01:41:11,365
They're up my ass.
Don't worry about it.

2723
01:41:11,432 --> 01:41:12,666
I got it.

2724
01:41:11,432 --> 01:41:12,666
(SIGHS) Okay.

2725
01:41:12,733 --> 01:41:15,202
Thank God.

2726
01:41:15,269 --> 01:41:16,336
Jesus Christ,
what are we gonna do

2727
01:41:16,403 --> 01:41:17,471
when we get
to Switzerland,
buddy?

2728
01:41:17,538 --> 01:41:18,605
This is bad.

2729
01:41:18,672 --> 01:41:20,774
Fucking things are against
my chest. I can't breathe.

2730
01:41:20,841 --> 01:41:22,476
Come on, do something
to calm me down. Please.

2731
01:41:22,543 --> 01:41:24,311
Okay, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.

2732
01:41:24,378 --> 01:41:26,447
(WHIMPERING)

2733
01:41:24,378 --> 01:41:26,447
Okay. Shh! Shh!

2734
01:41:27,714 --> 01:41:28,649
That's good.

2735
01:41:28,715 --> 01:41:30,517
(SING-SONG) Go to sleep.

2736
01:41:28,715 --> 01:41:30,517
Rub it harder, buddy.

2737
01:41:30,584 --> 01:41:32,419
You're all right.

2738
01:41:32,486 --> 01:41:34,555
We all love you.
Shut the fuck up!

2739
01:41:38,325 --> 01:41:40,527
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

2740
01:41:40,594 --> 01:41:42,129
Mr. Belfort,

2741
01:41:42,196 --> 01:41:43,497
you're free to go.

2742
01:41:45,599 --> 01:41:46,633
Really?

2743
01:41:49,736 --> 01:41:50,771
Whoo!

2744
01:41:50,838 --> 01:41:51,972
NICKY: Hey, Donnie.

2745
01:41:50,838 --> 01:41:51,972
Yeah?

2746
01:41:52,039 --> 01:41:54,174
NICKY: When we get out there,
try not to act like yourself.

2747
01:41:54,241 --> 01:41:56,143
Okay? Let's make Geneva
an asshole-free
Donnie zone, all right?

2748
01:41:56,210 --> 01:41:57,578
DONNIE: What are you
fucking coming at me for?

2749
01:41:57,644 --> 01:41:59,213
Hey, listen. The only reason
you're sitting in this limo

2750
01:41:59,279 --> 01:42:00,647
and not in a Swiss jail
is because of my friend. Okay?

2751
01:42:00,714 --> 01:42:02,883
<i>Hilfe!</i>

2752
01:42:00,714 --> 01:42:02,883
(ALL CHUCKLE)

2753
01:42:02,950 --> 01:42:05,385
NICKY: We're here.
We're here.
Everyone calm down.

2754
01:42:05,919 --> 01:42:07,521
Jordan Belfort!

2755
01:42:07,588 --> 01:42:08,422
At last.

2756
01:42:08,489 --> 01:42:11,425
Nicholas has told me
so much about you.

2757
01:42:11,492 --> 01:42:13,627
Jordan,
Jean Jacques Saurel.

2758
01:42:13,694 --> 01:42:16,263
Pleasure to make
your acquaintance.

2759
01:42:13,694 --> 01:42:16,263
Nice to meet you.

2760
01:42:16,330 --> 01:42:18,131
(ALL LAUGHING)

2761
01:42:16,330 --> 01:42:18,131
JEAN JACQUES: It's a joke.

2762
01:42:18,198 --> 01:42:20,567
You'll understand
when you're in
the fucking seat.

2763
01:42:20,634 --> 01:42:21,869
You need a bigger couch.
For guests.

2764
01:42:21,935 --> 01:42:24,238
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I don't understand.
I'm sorry.

2765
01:42:24,304 --> 01:42:26,540
I'm curious about
your bank secrecy
laws here.

2766
01:42:28,575 --> 01:42:32,246
Uh... Wait. Yes.
<i>Excusez-moi,</i> Jordan.

2767
01:42:32,312 --> 01:42:35,215
Swiss custom requires
10 minutes of...

2768
01:42:35,282 --> 01:42:36,517
Blah, blah, blah.

2769
01:42:36,583 --> 01:42:38,218
Chit chat.

2770
01:42:36,583 --> 01:42:38,218
Yeah, chit chat,
thank you.

2771
01:42:38,285 --> 01:42:39,686
...before business
can be discussed.

2772
01:42:41,255 --> 01:42:42,356
Yeah.

2773
01:42:44,958 --> 01:42:46,793
Of course.

2774
01:42:46,860 --> 01:42:50,364
Let's get down to it.
What would you
like to know?

2775
01:42:50,430 --> 01:42:53,300
Under what circumstances
would you be obligated

2776
01:42:53,367 --> 01:42:55,869
to cooperate with an FBI

2777
01:42:55,936 --> 01:42:58,605
or a U.S. Justice Department
investigation, for example?

2778
01:42:59,439 --> 01:43:00,607
<i>Ca depend.</i>

2779
01:43:01,008 --> 01:43:02,376
<i>Ca depend?</i>

2780
01:43:02,809 --> 01:43:04,645
<i>Oui.</i>

2781
01:43:04,711 --> 01:43:07,915
<i>Ca depend</i> on what,
exactly?

2782
01:43:07,981 --> 01:43:10,450
Whether America plans
to invade Switzerland

2783
01:43:10,517 --> 01:43:12,486
in the coming months.

2784
01:43:10,517 --> 01:43:12,486
(LAUGHTER)

2785
01:43:12,553 --> 01:43:14,588
Shall I check if tanks
are rolling down
the Rue de la Croy?

2786
01:43:14,655 --> 01:43:17,491
Yes. Rue de la Croix.

2787
01:43:14,655 --> 01:43:17,491
Croix. Croix.

2788
01:43:17,558 --> 01:43:20,193
Not Croy.
Not Rue de la Croy.
It's Croix.

2789
01:43:20,260 --> 01:43:22,296
See, this is what
he used to do back
in law school. Check me.

2790
01:43:22,362 --> 01:43:23,931
Champagne.
<i>Champagne.</i>

2791
01:43:22,362 --> 01:43:23,931
Yeah.

2792
01:43:23,997 --> 01:43:25,666
Yeah, yeah.
French fries,
<i>pommes frites.</i>

2793
01:43:27,334 --> 01:43:29,603
And that kind of stuff.

2794
01:43:27,334 --> 01:43:29,603
That's funny.

2795
01:43:31,305 --> 01:43:33,774
JORDAN: <i>What I'm asking,</i>
<i>you Swiss dick,</i>

2796
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:35,943
<i>is are you going to</i>
<i>fuck me over?</i>

2797
01:43:38,946 --> 01:43:42,449
JEAN JACQUES: <i>I understand</i>
<i>perfectly, you American shit.</i>

2798
01:43:44,818 --> 01:43:46,987
The only way
the Banque Real de Geneve

2799
01:43:47,054 --> 01:43:49,389
would cooperate
with a foreign legal body

2800
01:43:49,456 --> 01:43:51,358
is if the crime
being pursued

2801
01:43:51,425 --> 01:43:53,660
is also a crime
in Switzerland.

2802
01:43:53,727 --> 01:43:57,864
But there are very few
Swiss laws which
apply to your practices.

2803
01:43:57,931 --> 01:43:59,433
Hmm.

2804
01:43:59,499 --> 01:44:00,934
From a financial
standpoint,

2805
01:44:01,001 --> 01:44:02,669
you are now

2806
01:44:02,736 --> 01:44:04,371
in heaven.

2807
01:44:04,438 --> 01:44:07,007
See, I told you
he was fantastic,
right?

2808
01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:11,411
If the U.S. Justice Department
sent us a subpoena,
it would become

2809
01:44:11,878 --> 01:44:13,246
<i>papier toilette.</i>

2810
01:44:14,581 --> 01:44:15,816
We would wipe
our ass with it.

2811
01:44:15,882 --> 01:44:17,417
(LAUGHTER)

2812
01:44:17,484 --> 01:44:19,886
Unless, of course,
it was an investigation

2813
01:44:19,953 --> 01:44:22,022
into stock fraud,

2814
01:44:22,089 --> 01:44:24,291
which is a crime here
in Switzerland,
if I'm correct.

2815
01:44:24,358 --> 01:44:28,395
Then there would
have to be <i>cooperation</i>
on your part,

2816
01:44:28,462 --> 01:44:29,763
if I'm not mistaken.

2817
01:44:28,462 --> 01:44:29,763
Yes.

2818
01:44:30,197 --> 01:44:32,933
Yes, we would.
Mmm-hmm.

2819
01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:35,369
Assuming the account
is under your name.

2820
01:44:36,737 --> 01:44:38,438
If it were

2821
01:44:38,505 --> 01:44:39,773
another name,

2822
01:44:40,974 --> 01:44:42,776
a friend's, <i>camarade...</i>

2823
01:44:42,843 --> 01:44:44,945
Cousin?

2824
01:44:42,843 --> 01:44:44,945
(AGREEING IN FRENCH)

2825
01:44:48,749 --> 01:44:49,983
Relative?

2826
01:44:48,749 --> 01:44:49,983
JEAN JACQUES: Yeah.

2827
01:44:50,884 --> 01:44:52,586
Hmm.

2828
01:44:52,653 --> 01:44:55,355
JORDAN: <i>Was that yodeling</i>
<i>I just heard</i>

2829
01:44:55,422 --> 01:44:57,691
<i>or did you just say</i>
<i>what I thought you said?</i>

2830
01:44:57,758 --> 01:45:00,394
JEAN JACQUES: <i>Yes. Yes.</i>

2831
01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:02,929
JORDAN: <i>He's telling me</i>
<i>to use a fucking rathole.</i>

2832
01:45:02,996 --> 01:45:04,898
<i>But a U.S. rathole</i>
<i>would never get</i>

2833
01:45:04,965 --> 01:45:07,401
<i>into Switzerland</i>
<i>with all that money.</i>

2834
01:45:07,467 --> 01:45:10,704
<i>What I needed was a rathole</i>
<i>with a European passport.</i>

2835
01:45:18,378 --> 01:45:19,613
Jordan.

2836
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:22,582
Hey. How's my favorite
aunt, huh?

2837
01:45:22,649 --> 01:45:24,084
Welcome.
Was the traffic terrible?

2838
01:45:24,151 --> 01:45:25,719
Oh, no, not at all.

2839
01:45:28,455 --> 01:45:30,390
Jordan, come in.

2840
01:45:30,457 --> 01:45:33,560
<i>Thank God Aunt Emma didn't</i>
<i>need too much convincing.</i>

2841
01:45:33,627 --> 01:45:35,996
<i>Turned out the British</i>
<i>weren't too different</i>
<i>from the Swiss.</i>

2842
01:45:36,063 --> 01:45:38,965
<i>Money talks</i>
<i>and bullshit takes</i>
<i>the bus.</i>

2843
01:45:39,032 --> 01:45:41,101
<i>How do you say</i>
<i>"rathole" in British?</i>

2844
01:45:41,168 --> 01:45:43,870
If you get into
any trouble whatsoever,

2845
01:45:43,937 --> 01:45:46,506
I'll come forth immediately.
I'll say that I duped you.

2846
01:45:46,573 --> 01:45:48,675
That I promise.

2847
01:45:48,742 --> 01:45:50,977
Risk is what
keeps us young,
isn't it, darling?

2848
01:45:55,549 --> 01:45:57,884
Sometimes I wonder

2849
01:45:57,951 --> 01:46:00,721
if you let money get
the best of you, my love.

2850
01:46:00,787 --> 01:46:02,489
Among

2851
01:46:02,556 --> 01:46:03,924
other substances.

2852
01:46:04,191 --> 01:46:06,426
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

2853
01:46:08,528 --> 01:46:09,930
It's that obvious, huh?

2854
01:46:09,996 --> 01:46:12,833
It's chilly, darling,
and you're
sweating bullets.

2855
01:46:15,736 --> 01:46:17,571
What can I say? I'm...

2856
01:46:18,472 --> 01:46:20,006
I'm a drug addict.

2857
01:46:20,073 --> 01:46:21,608
I really am.

2858
01:46:22,642 --> 01:46:25,011
Cocaine, pills,

2859
01:46:25,078 --> 01:46:27,781
whatever it is,
I'll fucking do it.
(CHUCKLES)

2860
01:46:27,848 --> 01:46:29,583
Now that's the truth.

2861
01:46:29,649 --> 01:46:30,917
I mean...

2862
01:46:30,984 --> 01:46:33,386
I'm a sex addict, too.

2863
01:46:33,453 --> 01:46:35,689
Well, there are worse things
to be addicted to than sex.

2864
01:46:35,756 --> 01:46:36,757
(LAUGHS)

2865
01:46:36,823 --> 01:46:39,392
Jesus, why am
I telling you all this?
Why am I...

2866
01:46:39,459 --> 01:46:41,762
I'm sorry.

2867
01:46:41,828 --> 01:46:44,531
Because I'm very easy
to talk to.

2868
01:46:44,598 --> 01:46:46,833
You are.
You are easy to talk to.

2869
01:46:44,598 --> 01:46:46,833
Mmm.

2870
01:46:48,468 --> 01:46:49,736
I suppose it's...

2871
01:46:49,803 --> 01:46:51,004
Just my job,
you know.

2872
01:46:52,572 --> 01:46:54,541
All these people
dependent on me.

2873
01:46:54,608 --> 01:46:57,444
Tens of millions
of dollars at stake,
you know.

2874
01:46:57,511 --> 01:46:59,012
Sometimes I feel like I...

2875
01:46:59,079 --> 01:47:02,616
I've bitten off more than
I can chew, you know.

2876
01:47:02,682 --> 01:47:04,484
You're a man
with large appetites.

2877
01:47:04,918 --> 01:47:05,819
Yeah.

2878
01:47:07,721 --> 01:47:09,656
<i>Is she fucking</i>
<i>hitting on me?</i>

2879
01:47:09,990 --> 01:47:11,057
Yeah.

2880
01:47:11,124 --> 01:47:12,425
Yeah, I am.

2881
01:47:14,995 --> 01:47:17,864
I suppose I put that
on myself though, right?

2882
01:47:18,265 --> 01:47:20,667
My decision.

2883
01:47:20,734 --> 01:47:22,202
It's just hard to...

2884
01:47:22,269 --> 01:47:26,006
Hard to learn to control
the anxiety sometimes,
you know?

2885
01:47:26,373 --> 01:47:28,608
You know, to...

2886
01:47:28,675 --> 01:47:31,011
Learn to relax
and let go and...

2887
01:47:32,012 --> 01:47:33,980
To release the tension.

2888
01:47:35,048 --> 01:47:36,483
JORDAN: <i>She is hitting on me.</i>

2889
01:47:37,250 --> 01:47:39,119
<i>Holy shit!</i>

2890
01:47:39,186 --> 01:47:41,121
Yeah, to release
the tension.

2891
01:47:45,258 --> 01:47:47,694
I suppose we, uh...

2892
01:47:47,761 --> 01:47:50,664
We all just need
to learn, uh...

2893
01:47:50,730 --> 01:47:53,800
Learn to do what
comes naturally in life,
you know?

2894
01:47:55,936 --> 01:47:57,971
EMMA: <i>Is he fucking</i>
<i>hitting on me?</i>

2895
01:48:04,611 --> 01:48:06,079
Stability, dear.

2896
01:48:06,146 --> 01:48:07,581
Family.

2897
01:48:14,321 --> 01:48:16,790
You take care
of my niece, my love.

2898
01:48:16,857 --> 01:48:18,825
I'll take care of
everything over here.

2899
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:20,961
Deal.

2900
01:48:23,797 --> 01:48:26,066
JORDAN: (MOANING)
Come on! There you go.

2901
01:48:26,132 --> 01:48:27,934
Whoo!

2902
01:48:28,001 --> 01:48:31,671
<i>We had, literally,</i>
<i>a fuckload of money.</i>

2903
01:48:31,738 --> 01:48:34,541
<i>Aunt Emma could never</i>
<i>carry all this by herself.</i>

2904
01:48:34,608 --> 01:48:38,178
<i>So I thought to myself,</i>
<i>who else has</i>
<i>a European passport?</i>

2905
01:48:38,245 --> 01:48:40,180
Brad, you're making this
too fucking tight!

2906
01:48:40,247 --> 01:48:43,049
<i>Now Brad,</i>
<i>as a successful</i>
<i>drug dealer,</i>

2907
01:48:43,116 --> 01:48:45,552
<i>spent his winters</i>
<i>in the south of France,</i>

2908
01:48:45,619 --> 01:48:47,654
<i>which is where</i>
<i>he met his wife,</i>
<i>Chantalle,</i>

2909
01:48:47,721 --> 01:48:50,690
<i>a stripper of</i>
<i>Slovenian origin</i>

2910
01:48:50,757 --> 01:48:51,992
<i>born, in of all places,</i>

2911
01:48:52,392 --> 01:48:54,060
<i>Switzerland.</i>

2912
01:48:58,265 --> 01:48:59,900
Well, this is fucked.

2913
01:49:00,634 --> 01:49:02,035
Oh. No shit.

2914
01:49:06,106 --> 01:49:08,608
Like, this will
take her like 50 trips.

2915
01:49:08,675 --> 01:49:09,809
I know.

2916
01:49:13,380 --> 01:49:14,848
Let me ask
you something?

2917
01:49:14,915 --> 01:49:17,317
What about her family?
Right?

2918
01:49:17,384 --> 01:49:20,287
I mean, they all got
Swiss passports, right.

2919
01:49:20,353 --> 01:49:22,255
She's got parents,
she's got a brother,
right?

2920
01:49:22,322 --> 01:49:24,024
The brother's got a wife.
That's five fucking people.

2921
01:49:24,090 --> 01:49:26,026
Six, seven trips,
boom, right?

2922
01:49:26,092 --> 01:49:27,928
They're all fucking
Swiss nitwits like her.

2923
01:49:27,994 --> 01:49:29,262
They'll do it.

2924
01:49:27,994 --> 01:49:29,262
We could do that.

2925
01:49:29,329 --> 01:49:31,798
At least I have a family,
you crooked-nose fuck!

2926
01:49:31,865 --> 01:49:34,301
Hey, uh, don't forget
about my money.

2927
01:49:36,303 --> 01:49:37,203
I'm sorry, what's that?

2928
01:49:37,270 --> 01:49:38,939
Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
He's got some...

2929
01:49:39,005 --> 01:49:41,341
He's got some money.

2930
01:49:39,005 --> 01:49:41,341
My money.

2931
01:49:41,408 --> 01:49:43,843
I got a couple of mil
coming in like a week.

2932
01:49:43,910 --> 01:49:46,112
When it gets in,
I'll give you a call,
you come pick it up.

2933
01:49:48,915 --> 01:49:50,150
You give me a call?

2934
01:49:52,185 --> 01:49:55,255
When it gets here,
I'll give you a call and
you'll come pick it up.

2935
01:49:55,322 --> 01:49:57,023
Well, we don't fucking
work for you, man!

2936
01:49:57,090 --> 01:49:58,892
(SHUSHING)

2937
01:49:57,090 --> 01:49:58,892
DONNIE: Sweetheart,

2938
01:49:58,959 --> 01:50:00,827
you have my money
taped to your tits.

2939
01:50:00,894 --> 01:50:02,696
Okay? Technically,
you do work for me.

2940
01:50:05,932 --> 01:50:07,701
Hey, Jordan,
we're gonna
need to talk.

2941
01:50:07,767 --> 01:50:09,069
If I fucking do this,
I'm telling you right now,

2942
01:50:09,135 --> 01:50:10,070
I ain't going
to him, okay.

2943
01:50:10,136 --> 01:50:10,971
I'm not a
fucking <i>shvartze.</i>

2944
01:50:10,136 --> 01:50:10,971
I got it.

2945
01:50:11,037 --> 01:50:12,839
I don't do fucking
pickups, all right?

2946
01:50:12,906 --> 01:50:13,974
I got it.

2947
01:50:12,906 --> 01:50:13,974
Well, listen to me.

2948
01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:15,642
We meet someplace
that I fucking say.

2949
01:50:15,709 --> 01:50:16,876
And you tell that
fucking piece of shit,

2950
01:50:16,943 --> 01:50:18,345
he comes correct.

2951
01:50:16,943 --> 01:50:18,345
I will.

2952
01:50:18,411 --> 01:50:20,714
He comes in all fucking
loopy and fucked up,
I swear to God

2953
01:50:20,780 --> 01:50:22,615
I'll mash that
douchebag's teeth in.

2954
01:50:22,682 --> 01:50:24,284
You're gonna mash
whose fucking teeth in?

2955
01:50:24,351 --> 01:50:26,252
Whose fucking teeth
are you gonna mash in?

2956
01:50:26,319 --> 01:50:28,655
I put the money on that
fucking table! Not you!

2957
01:50:28,722 --> 01:50:30,357
I'm the reason
we have this whole
fucking deal!

2958
01:50:30,423 --> 01:50:32,659
He's got a gun,
you fucking idiot!

2959
01:50:30,423 --> 01:50:32,659
Fuck his gun!

2960
01:50:32,726 --> 01:50:33,927
I put that
money in there!

2961
01:50:33,994 --> 01:50:35,362
You know what?
You're a fucking
pill dealer.

2962
01:50:35,428 --> 01:50:37,931
I got five more
just like you, bro.

2963
01:50:37,998 --> 01:50:39,733
Keep talking,
you fucking piece
of shit!

2964
01:50:39,799 --> 01:50:41,368
You know what else?
You dress like shit!

2965
01:50:41,434 --> 01:50:42,669
So fuck you!

2966
01:50:42,736 --> 01:50:44,304
Fucking motherfucker!

2967
01:50:42,736 --> 01:50:44,304
Oh! Jesus!

2968
01:50:44,371 --> 01:50:46,806
How about that, faggot?
Who's a faggot?

2969
01:50:46,873 --> 01:50:48,208
JORDAN:
You okay? Hey, pal.

2970
01:50:51,011 --> 01:50:53,813
<i>The next day,</i>
<i>Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.</i>

2971
01:50:53,880 --> 01:50:56,049
<i>Two million in cash</i>
<i>in her carry-on,</i>

2972
01:50:56,116 --> 01:50:57,650
<i>which in the big picture</i>

2973
01:50:57,717 --> 01:50:59,152
<i>was a drop</i>
<i>in the Swiss bucket.</i>

2974
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:01,821
<i>'Cause the following month,</i>

2975
01:51:01,888 --> 01:51:03,790
<i>over the course of</i>
<i>six round trips,</i>

2976
01:51:03,857 --> 01:51:05,291
<i>Chantalle's family</i>
<i>and friends</i>

2977
01:51:05,358 --> 01:51:07,727
<i>smuggled in over</i>
<i>20 million in cash</i>

2978
01:51:07,794 --> 01:51:09,329
<i>without even a hiccup.</i>

2979
01:51:11,464 --> 01:51:12,932
(LAUGHS)

2980
01:51:14,734 --> 01:51:16,703
And I have
some more.

2981
01:51:14,734 --> 01:51:16,703
Really?

2982
01:51:16,770 --> 01:51:17,771
Here.

2983
01:51:16,770 --> 01:51:17,771
Oh, thank you.

2984
01:51:17,837 --> 01:51:19,005
<i>And here.</i>

2985
01:51:19,072 --> 01:51:20,273
JEAN JACQUES: <i>Welcome.</i>

2986
01:51:20,340 --> 01:51:21,441
CHANTALLE: <i>Welcome.</i>
(GIGGLING)

2987
01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,743
Yeah, like
four bags of it.

2988
01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,743
Ooh!

2989
01:51:23,810 --> 01:51:25,145
(LAUGHS)

2990
01:51:25,211 --> 01:51:27,380
Are you Swiss-Slovakian
or Swiss-Slovenian?

2991
01:51:27,447 --> 01:51:28,982
Slovenian.

2992
01:51:27,447 --> 01:51:28,982
Slovenian?

2993
01:51:29,049 --> 01:51:30,383
Who cares.
You're blonde.

2994
01:51:30,450 --> 01:51:31,251
Oh, stop.

2995
01:51:43,129 --> 01:51:44,898
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

2996
01:51:52,205 --> 01:51:53,339
Shit.

2997
01:51:53,406 --> 01:51:54,908
Just put the
fucking car in park,

2998
01:51:54,974 --> 01:51:56,342
you dumb
fucking idiot!

2999
01:51:58,111 --> 01:51:59,746
I can't close
this briefcase.

3000
01:51:59,813 --> 01:52:01,381
One fucking day.

3001
01:52:01,448 --> 01:52:03,249
One fucking day,
you couldn't keep
it together?

3002
01:52:03,316 --> 01:52:05,385
I'm fucked up, Brad.

3003
01:52:05,452 --> 01:52:07,987
Gotta be fucking
kidding me.

3004
01:52:05,452 --> 01:52:07,987
Fucked up.

3005
01:52:13,093 --> 01:52:14,427
It's a joke.

3006
01:52:13,093 --> 01:52:14,427
It's a joke?

3007
01:52:14,494 --> 01:52:16,463
I'm sober.

3008
01:52:14,494 --> 01:52:16,463
Jesus fucking Christ!

3009
01:52:16,529 --> 01:52:17,764
It's a fucking joke.

3010
01:52:17,831 --> 01:52:19,399
Are you fucking stupid?

3011
01:52:17,831 --> 01:52:19,399
I'm not stupid.

3012
01:52:19,466 --> 01:52:20,967
You fucking drive
in here like a
fucking maniac,

3013
01:52:21,034 --> 01:52:22,869
you know the
attention that
that fucking draws?

3014
01:52:22,936 --> 01:52:25,438
I'm not stupid.
I'm smart.

3015
01:52:22,936 --> 01:52:25,438
Smart?

3016
01:52:25,505 --> 01:52:27,807
I make
million-dollar deals.

3017
01:52:25,505 --> 01:52:27,807
That right?

3018
01:52:27,874 --> 01:52:30,243
With smart important
people, unlike you.

3019
01:52:30,310 --> 01:52:32,445
People who don't
sucker-punch people

3020
01:52:32,512 --> 01:52:34,214
when they're
scared. Okay?

3021
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:35,482
I'm scared, huh?

3022
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:35,482
And by the way,

3023
01:52:35,548 --> 01:52:36,783
I haven't gotten
an apology yet for that.

3024
01:52:36,850 --> 01:52:37,884
You want an apology, okay.

3025
01:52:37,951 --> 01:52:39,252
I check my fucking
messages every day

3026
01:52:39,319 --> 01:52:40,320
when I come home from work.

3027
01:52:39,319 --> 01:52:40,320
Did you?

3028
01:52:40,386 --> 01:52:41,788
My answering machine.
Zero.

3029
01:52:40,386 --> 01:52:41,788
Didn't get one, huh?

3030
01:52:41,855 --> 01:52:42,889
I got a blinking light,

3031
01:52:42,956 --> 01:52:44,290
because I don't have
shit from you.

3032
01:52:44,357 --> 01:52:45,358
You know what, you got
a big fucking mouth, okay?

3033
01:52:45,425 --> 01:52:46,893
I got my wife
checking the messages

3034
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:48,995
every 45 minutes
calling the office,
saying,

3035
01:52:49,062 --> 01:52:50,296
"Has Brad apologized yet?

3036
01:52:50,363 --> 01:52:52,165
"Is there an
apology message
on the machine?"

3037
01:52:52,232 --> 01:52:54,000
I don't have jack shit.
You know what?

3038
01:52:54,067 --> 01:52:55,301
That's not how
you treat people.

3039
01:52:55,368 --> 01:52:56,536
You got a big fucking
mouth, you know.

3040
01:52:56,603 --> 01:52:58,171
I'm gonna give you
a fucking pass.
Just give me the case.

3041
01:52:58,238 --> 01:53:00,473
(SCOFFS) You're gonna
give me a pass?

3042
01:53:00,540 --> 01:53:02,142
Look, it's a figure
of fucking speech.

3043
01:53:02,208 --> 01:53:04,377
Oh, my gosh.
The Emperor of Fucksville

3044
01:53:04,444 --> 01:53:05,545
came down from Fucksville
to give me a pass!

3045
01:53:05,612 --> 01:53:06,646
From Fucksville, huh?

3046
01:53:06,713 --> 01:53:08,815
Hey, what are the citizens
of Fucksville doing today

3047
01:53:08,882 --> 01:53:10,150
when their
Emperor's gone?

3048
01:53:10,216 --> 01:53:11,951
Is it mayhem?

3049
01:53:12,018 --> 01:53:13,853
Are people looting
and raping?

3050
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:15,922
What are all the
little fuckheads doing
while you're here?

3051
01:53:15,989 --> 01:53:17,223
Go fuck yourself!
Give me the bag.

3052
01:53:17,290 --> 01:53:18,825
You back the fuck up.

3053
01:53:18,892 --> 01:53:20,059
I'll cause the biggest
fucking scene

3054
01:53:20,126 --> 01:53:22,162
that I've ever
caused in my life

3055
01:53:22,228 --> 01:53:24,197
if you come at me again.

3056
01:53:24,264 --> 01:53:25,465
You know what?

3057
01:53:24,264 --> 01:53:25,465
Just fucking
keep it down.

3058
01:53:25,532 --> 01:53:27,167
I got...

3059
01:53:27,233 --> 01:53:28,535
I don't wanna be
out of line or anything,

3060
01:53:28,601 --> 01:53:31,838
but I think you like,
like me. Like you...

3061
01:53:31,905 --> 01:53:33,373
Like when you
come at me...

3062
01:53:33,439 --> 01:53:34,440
What's the matter with you?
What the fuck is...

3063
01:53:34,507 --> 01:53:36,042
...and you look at me.
I swear I just noticed it.

3064
01:53:36,109 --> 01:53:37,844
You have like
a fucking, like...

3065
01:53:37,911 --> 01:53:39,913
Like a twinkle.
You have like a twinkle.

3066
01:53:39,979 --> 01:53:41,247
Are you trying
to kiss me, bro?

3067
01:53:41,314 --> 01:53:43,116
Jesus fucking Christ.

3068
01:53:43,183 --> 01:53:45,185
What's with you?

3069
01:53:43,183 --> 01:53:45,185
I have a...
I don't know.

3070
01:53:45,251 --> 01:53:46,953
It's not a
homophobic thing.

3071
01:53:45,251 --> 01:53:46,953
All right...

3072
01:53:47,020 --> 01:53:48,555
You're just not
the one for me, pal.

3073
01:53:48,621 --> 01:53:49,756
You know what I mean?
It's not...

3074
01:53:49,822 --> 01:53:51,958
It's not about that
for me, you know.

3075
01:53:49,822 --> 01:53:51,958
I've heard enough.

3076
01:53:52,025 --> 01:53:54,460
Please, I'm begging,
give me the fucking case.

3077
01:53:54,527 --> 01:53:55,929
I'm gonna give
you the case.

3078
01:53:54,527 --> 01:53:55,929
Give me the case.

3079
01:53:55,995 --> 01:53:57,197
You gotta do
me one favor.

3080
01:53:55,995 --> 01:53:57,197
What's that?

3081
01:53:57,263 --> 01:53:59,132
You gotta take this case,

3082
01:53:59,199 --> 01:54:00,567
you gotta drive
straight home,

3083
01:54:00,633 --> 01:54:02,435
need you to open up
the briefcase,

3084
01:54:02,502 --> 01:54:04,370
and you take out
every single dollar.

3085
01:54:04,437 --> 01:54:06,206
Don't leave one dollar
inside the briefcase.

3086
01:54:06,272 --> 01:54:07,407
And once you have it all

3087
01:54:07,473 --> 01:54:09,475
neatly organized
outside the briefcase,

3088
01:54:09,542 --> 01:54:11,878
I need you to take it
and I need you to
shove it right up

3089
01:54:11,945 --> 01:54:14,013
your wife's Latvian cunt,
you understand?

3090
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:15,582
My fucking wife!

3091
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:15,582
Chill! Chill, bro.

3092
01:54:15,648 --> 01:54:17,116
Fuck. You motherfucking
piece of shit!

3093
01:54:17,183 --> 01:54:18,351
How about now?

3094
01:54:17,183 --> 01:54:18,351
(SIREN WAILING)

3095
01:54:18,418 --> 01:54:19,586
DONNIE: Go, go!

3096
01:54:18,418 --> 01:54:19,586
BRAD: Fuck!

3097
01:54:19,652 --> 01:54:21,454
(ENGINE STARTING)

3098
01:54:21,521 --> 01:54:23,256
Motherfuck!
You're fucking dead!

3099
01:54:23,323 --> 01:54:25,191
Stop! Don't move!
Don't move!

3100
01:54:25,258 --> 01:54:28,461
Stop, or I will blow you
the fuck away!

3101
01:54:28,528 --> 01:54:30,496
Drop the case!
Put your hands
in the air!

3102
01:54:30,563 --> 01:54:32,432
Get down.

3103
01:54:30,563 --> 01:54:32,432
(SCREAMS)

3104
01:54:32,498 --> 01:54:34,234
Get down on your knees!
Get down on your knees!

3105
01:54:34,968 --> 01:54:36,369
Motherfucker!

3106
01:54:38,404 --> 01:54:39,472
Motherfucker!

3107
01:54:48,448 --> 01:54:51,651
Jordan, do I have
a surprise for you!

3108
01:54:51,718 --> 01:54:53,086
What's that?

3109
01:54:53,152 --> 01:54:54,887
Twenty real Lemmons.

3110
01:54:54,954 --> 01:54:56,155
Retired pharmacist's
client of mine,

3111
01:54:56,222 --> 01:54:57,423
they've been in the
safe for 15 years.

3112
01:54:57,490 --> 01:54:58,524
Are you fucking
kidding me? Lemmons?

3113
01:54:58,591 --> 01:55:00,126
Ha-ha!

3114
01:55:00,193 --> 01:55:02,095
DONNIE:
They're gonna knock us
on our fucking heads.

3115
01:55:02,161 --> 01:55:03,663
JORDAN: <i>When it comes</i>
<i>to Quaaludes,</i>

3116
01:55:03,730 --> 01:55:07,100
<i>the Lemmon 714</i>
<i>was the Holy Grail.</i>

3117
01:55:07,166 --> 01:55:08,468
Can you believe it?

3118
01:55:07,166 --> 01:55:08,468
Oh, my God.

3119
01:55:08,534 --> 01:55:09,836
DONNIE: I thought
they were like a myth.

3120
01:55:09,902 --> 01:55:12,905
JORDAN: <i>Three times</i>
<i>as powerful as anything</i>
<i>available today.</i>

3121
01:55:12,972 --> 01:55:15,975
<i>Boy, Donnie really knew</i>
<i>how to celebrate.</i>

3122
01:55:16,042 --> 01:55:18,144
<i>He said he was saving these</i>
<i>for a special occasion.</i>

3123
01:55:18,211 --> 01:55:20,613
<i>Like a birthday,</i>
<i>or being clap free,</i>

3124
01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:23,950
<i>or our money arriving</i>
<i>safely in Switzerland.</i>

3125
01:55:24,017 --> 01:55:25,151
(RETCHES)

3126
01:55:27,053 --> 01:55:28,521
<i>So that night,</i>

3127
01:55:28,588 --> 01:55:30,456
<i>I cleared my schedule</i>
<i>and I rid my body</i>

3128
01:55:30,523 --> 01:55:32,592
<i>of anything that</i>
<i>could fuck with my high.</i>

3129
01:55:33,526 --> 01:55:35,295
<i>It was celebration time.</i>

3130
01:55:35,695 --> 01:55:37,297
Okay.

3131
01:55:37,363 --> 01:55:38,665
Start off with one,
see how it goes?

3132
01:55:38,731 --> 01:55:40,500
My guy says
all we'll need is one.

3133
01:55:40,566 --> 01:55:42,001
Here you go.

3134
01:55:42,702 --> 01:55:44,570
<i>Salud!</i>

3135
01:55:42,702 --> 01:55:44,570
Cheers.

3136
01:55:44,637 --> 01:55:47,240
<i>Maybe if I pull it again,</i>
<i>it'll go down.</i>

3137
01:55:49,008 --> 01:55:50,276
<i>Steve! Steve!</i>

3138
01:55:50,343 --> 01:55:51,611
<i>I gotta get out of here!</i>

3139
01:55:51,678 --> 01:55:53,946
<i>Carl, I think</i>
<i>I got it figured out.</i>

3140
01:55:54,013 --> 01:55:57,350
<i>It must be one pull</i>
<i>for up and two pulls</i>
<i>for down.</i>

3141
01:55:57,417 --> 01:55:58,451
<i>Okay.</i>

3142
01:56:07,193 --> 01:56:08,594
Do you feel anything?

3143
01:56:11,464 --> 01:56:12,432
No.

3144
01:56:15,368 --> 01:56:17,203
It's been 35 minutes.

3145
01:56:17,270 --> 01:56:18,404
Hmm.

3146
01:56:19,706 --> 01:56:21,140
Maybe we've built up
a tolerance

3147
01:56:21,207 --> 01:56:23,242
after all these
years, huh?

3148
01:56:25,144 --> 01:56:26,279
Hmm.

3149
01:56:36,389 --> 01:56:37,990
DONNIE: <i>This is bullshit!</i>

3150
01:56:38,057 --> 01:56:41,060
My metabolism's pumping.
I can't feel shit!

3151
01:56:41,127 --> 01:56:42,328
They're old.

3152
01:56:42,395 --> 01:56:44,564
You think they lost
their potency, huh?

3153
01:56:44,630 --> 01:56:46,265
Check the bottle!

3154
01:56:49,102 --> 01:56:50,536
January '81.

3155
01:56:50,603 --> 01:56:51,704
They're fucking duds.

3156
01:56:51,771 --> 01:56:53,005
Fuck!

3157
01:56:53,072 --> 01:56:54,173
Let's take, uh...

3158
01:56:54,240 --> 01:56:55,541
Let's take
two more each.

3159
01:56:57,510 --> 01:57:00,012
NAOMI: Jordan.

3160
01:56:57,510 --> 01:57:00,012
Yeah, baby.

3161
01:57:03,716 --> 01:57:05,451
What are you
two retards doing?

3162
01:57:05,518 --> 01:57:07,220
We're working out, honey.

3163
01:57:07,286 --> 01:57:08,688
Well, Bo Dietl's
on the phone.

3164
01:57:08,755 --> 01:57:09,756
Okay.

3165
01:57:09,822 --> 01:57:11,491
Okay?

3166
01:57:09,822 --> 01:57:11,491
Okay.

3167
01:57:13,259 --> 01:57:14,794
Hey, Bo, what's going on?

3168
01:57:14,861 --> 01:57:16,229
Jordan, listen
to me clearly.

3169
01:57:16,295 --> 01:57:17,463
I cannot talk to you
on this phone,

3170
01:57:17,530 --> 01:57:18,698
I have to talk to you.

3171
01:57:18,765 --> 01:57:20,466
<i>Get out of here.</i>
<i>What's going on?</i>

3172
01:57:20,533 --> 01:57:23,703
Listen to me!
Leave the fucking
house, Jordan,

3173
01:57:23,770 --> 01:57:25,438
and then call me
from a pay phone.

3174
01:57:25,505 --> 01:57:27,473
This is not
a fucking joke, Jordan.

3175
01:57:27,540 --> 01:57:29,609
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

3176
01:57:29,675 --> 01:57:31,244
Shit.

3177
01:57:29,675 --> 01:57:31,244
What'd he say?

3178
01:57:31,310 --> 01:57:32,478
I don't know what
the fuck's going on.

3179
01:57:32,545 --> 01:57:34,447
I gotta go!

3180
01:57:32,545 --> 01:57:34,447
Is everything
okay, Jordan?

3181
01:57:45,124 --> 01:57:46,692
JORDAN:
<i>The closest pay phone</i>
<i>I could get to</i>

3182
01:57:46,759 --> 01:57:49,662
<i>was at the Brookville</i>
<i>Country Club.</i>

3183
01:57:49,729 --> 01:57:51,697
<i>It was a real</i>
<i>WASP stronghold,</i>

3184
01:57:51,764 --> 01:57:54,367
<i>just a mile down the road</i>
<i>from my house.</i>

3185
01:58:03,843 --> 01:58:05,478
Hey, Bo,
what's up, it's me.
What's going on?

3186
01:58:05,545 --> 01:58:06,412
I'm at a pay phone.
What's going on?

3187
01:58:06,479 --> 01:58:07,613
<i>Listen to me carefully.</i>

3188
01:58:07,680 --> 01:58:09,482
Please. Your little
friend there, Brad,

3189
01:58:09,549 --> 01:58:12,218
your little buddy,
he's in jail.

3190
01:58:12,285 --> 01:58:13,619
What the fuck's
he in jail for?

3191
01:58:13,686 --> 01:58:15,154
What'd he do?

3192
01:58:13,686 --> 01:58:15,154
<i>I don't know what he did.</i>

3193
01:58:15,221 --> 01:58:16,556
My friends
in Long Island told me

3194
01:58:16,622 --> 01:58:18,658
he got picked up
in some fucking
shopping mall.

3195
01:58:18,724 --> 01:58:19,792
He got locked up by...

3196
01:58:19,859 --> 01:58:22,261
Wait, wait. Did you...
Did you say
a shopping mall?

3197
01:58:22,328 --> 01:58:23,663
<i>Yeah.</i>

3198
01:58:22,328 --> 01:58:23,663
He was with Donnie.

3199
01:58:23,729 --> 01:58:24,964
He was supposed
to deliver some money,

3200
01:58:25,031 --> 01:58:26,532
then that fucking fat
piece of shit...

3201
01:58:25,031 --> 01:58:26,532
<i>Listen to me!</i>

3202
01:58:26,599 --> 01:58:27,600
I gotta go fucking
talk to him right now!

3203
01:58:27,667 --> 01:58:29,635
Listen to me! Don't go!
Listen to me.

3204
01:58:29,702 --> 01:58:32,538
That guy Denham,
that FBI agent guy,

3205
01:58:32,605 --> 01:58:34,707
somebody told me he's
got your phones tapped.

3206
01:58:34,774 --> 01:58:36,509
Your office and your home.

3207
01:58:36,576 --> 01:58:38,311
<i>Don't talk on the</i>
<i>motherfucking phone!</i>

3208
01:58:38,377 --> 01:58:39,879
Okay. Fuck! I got it.
I got it. I got it.

3209
01:58:40,546 --> 01:58:42,348
<i>Jordan.</i>

3210
01:58:42,415 --> 01:58:46,219
You didn't try to bribe this
fucking FBI agent, did you?

3211
01:58:46,285 --> 01:58:48,354
No, I didn't try to
bribe an FBI agent.

3212
01:58:48,421 --> 01:58:50,189
You think I'm that
fucking stupid? No.

3213
01:58:50,256 --> 01:58:51,724
<i>What the fuck did you say?</i>
<i>I can't understand you.</i>

3214
01:58:51,791 --> 01:58:53,192
<i>Say that again.</i>

3215
01:58:53,259 --> 01:58:56,462
I said...
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

3216
01:58:56,529 --> 01:58:57,864
<i>What the fuck</i>
<i>are you saying?</i>

3217
01:58:57,930 --> 01:58:59,131
(PANTING)

3218
01:58:59,198 --> 01:59:00,233
I said...

3219
01:59:00,299 --> 01:59:01,567
<i>Are you fucking high?</i>

3220
01:59:01,634 --> 01:59:04,337
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

3221
01:59:04,403 --> 01:59:07,773
<i>Jordan, are you</i>
<i>fucking high?</i>

3222
01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:09,775
<i>Jordan, do me a favor,</i>
<i>stay where you are.</i>

3223
01:59:09,842 --> 01:59:11,711
<i>Don't get behind</i>
<i>the wheel of the car.</i>

3224
01:59:11,777 --> 01:59:13,145
<i>I'm gonna send Rocco over</i>
<i>to pick you up.</i>

3225
01:59:13,212 --> 01:59:14,680
<i>Jordan! Jordan!</i>

3226
01:59:14,747 --> 01:59:16,782
JORDAN:
<i>After 15 years in storage,</i>

3227
01:59:16,849 --> 01:59:20,253
<i>the Lemmons had</i>
<i>developed a delayed fuse.</i>

3228
01:59:20,319 --> 01:59:22,588
<i>It took 90 minutes for these</i>
<i>little fuckers to kick in.</i>

3229
01:59:22,655 --> 01:59:23,823
<i>But once they did...</i>

3230
01:59:23,890 --> 01:59:25,725
<i>Pow!</i>

3231
01:59:25,791 --> 01:59:27,360
<i>I mean, I had skipped</i>
<i>the tingle phase</i>

3232
01:59:27,426 --> 01:59:29,362
<i>and went straight</i>
<i>to the drool phase.</i>

3233
01:59:29,428 --> 01:59:31,397
BO: <i>Tell me where you are!</i>
<i>Don't fucking drive...</i>

3234
01:59:31,464 --> 01:59:33,399
JORDAN: <i>These little</i>
<i>bastards were so strong,</i>

3235
01:59:33,466 --> 01:59:35,501
<i>I discovered</i>
<i>a whole new phase.</i>

3236
01:59:35,568 --> 01:59:37,436
<i>The cerebral palsy phase.</i>

3237
01:59:39,739 --> 01:59:41,741
<i>Come on, stand up!</i>

3238
01:59:45,678 --> 01:59:48,714
<i>Okay, walking's out.</i>

3239
01:59:48,781 --> 01:59:52,418
<i>All right, think, think.</i>
<i>What else is there?</i>

3240
01:59:52,485 --> 01:59:55,788
<i>Yes! I can crawl.</i>
<i>I can crawl like Skylar!</i>

3241
02:00:06,332 --> 02:00:07,600
(GRUNTS)

3242
02:00:27,853 --> 02:00:30,623
<i>Fuck! The kid makes it look</i>
<i>so goddamn easy!</i>

3243
02:00:37,663 --> 02:00:39,832
<i>Think, you motherfucker,</i>
<i>think!</i>

3244
02:00:39,899 --> 02:00:41,467
<i>Yes!</i>

3245
02:00:41,534 --> 02:00:43,970
<i>I got it! I've got it!</i>

3246
02:00:44,036 --> 02:00:46,005
<i>I can roll! I can roll!</i>

3247
02:00:55,915 --> 02:00:57,416
(GROANS)

3248
02:01:05,858 --> 02:01:07,460
(GRUNTING)

3249
02:01:34,387 --> 02:01:35,655
Ah!

3250
02:01:35,721 --> 02:01:37,556
(MOANING)

3251
02:01:52,705 --> 02:01:54,674
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

3252
02:01:52,705 --> 02:01:54,674
Ah!

3253
02:02:05,084 --> 02:02:07,620
(JORDAN YELLING)

3254
02:02:08,554 --> 02:02:09,789
NAOMI: <i>Jordan.</i>

3255
02:02:09,855 --> 02:02:11,090
(JORDAN YELLS)

3256
02:02:11,157 --> 02:02:13,025
<i>Jordan.</i>

3257
02:02:13,092 --> 02:02:14,760
<i>Oh, Jesus.</i>
<i>Where are you?</i>

3258
02:02:14,827 --> 02:02:16,328
(SLURRING)
I'm at a country club!

3259
02:02:16,395 --> 02:02:17,430
<i>What?</i>

3260
02:02:17,496 --> 02:02:20,566
I'm at a country club!

3261
02:02:20,633 --> 02:02:21,767
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>what the fuck</i>
<i>you're saying.</i>

3262
02:02:21,834 --> 02:02:23,035
<i>Look, you need</i>
<i>to get home.</i>

3263
02:02:23,102 --> 02:02:25,838
<i>Donnie is out of control!</i>
<i>He's on the other line</i>

3264
02:02:25,905 --> 02:02:27,773
<i>with some Swiss guy.</i>
<i>I don't know...</i>

3265
02:02:27,840 --> 02:02:28,874
What?

3266
02:02:28,941 --> 02:02:32,344
Get him off the phone!

3267
02:02:32,411 --> 02:02:35,014
<i>I can't understand you!</i>

3268
02:02:35,081 --> 02:02:36,115
Get him

3269
02:02:36,182 --> 02:02:37,450
off

3270
02:02:37,516 --> 02:02:38,851
the phone!

3271
02:02:38,918 --> 02:02:40,019
<i>I don't know what the fuck</i>
<i>you're saying, Jordan.</i>

3272
02:02:40,086 --> 02:02:41,620
<i>Can you just</i>
<i>get home? Hurry!</i>

3273
02:02:41,687 --> 02:02:42,955
(JORDAN YELLING GIBBERISH)

3274
02:02:43,022 --> 02:02:44,423
(SOBBING)

3275
02:02:51,464 --> 02:02:53,599
JORDAN: <i>I was less than</i>
<i>a mile from home.</i>

3276
02:02:53,666 --> 02:02:56,368
<i>I drove as slow</i>
<i>as I fucking could.</i>

3277
02:02:56,435 --> 02:02:58,471
<i>I'd seen Jell-O move faster.</i>

3278
02:02:58,537 --> 02:03:00,873
DONNIE: (SLURRING) <i>I was</i>
<i>gonna give you 2 million.</i>

3279
02:03:00,940 --> 02:03:03,476
I's gonna be lates.

3280
02:03:04,143 --> 02:03:05,711
You ate 2 million?

3281
02:03:06,645 --> 02:03:07,913
Later.

3282
02:03:07,980 --> 02:03:08,948
JORDAN: <i>Get off the phone.</i>

3283
02:03:09,014 --> 02:03:10,683
<i>Get off the fucking</i>
<i>phone! Idiot!</i>

3284
02:03:10,750 --> 02:03:11,984
(CAR HONKING)

3285
02:03:12,051 --> 02:03:14,587
MAN: Get out of the way,
asshole!

3286
02:03:14,653 --> 02:03:16,756
(DONNIE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

3287
02:03:16,822 --> 02:03:18,090
You hate 2 million?

3288
02:03:18,157 --> 02:03:19,925
No, you don't hate
2 million, Donnie.

3289
02:03:22,194 --> 02:03:25,097
JORDAN: <i>By some miracle,</i>
<i>I made it home alive,</i>

3290
02:03:25,164 --> 02:03:27,433
<i>not a scratch on me</i>
<i>or the car.</i>

3291
02:03:28,467 --> 02:03:29,668
(GRUNTING)

3292
02:03:34,507 --> 02:03:35,941
(DONNIE MUMBLING)

3293
02:03:34,507 --> 02:03:35,941
(TV PLAYING)

3294
02:03:36,876 --> 02:03:38,611
NAOMI: Jordan?

3295
02:03:36,876 --> 02:03:38,611
(SCREAMS)

3296
02:03:38,677 --> 02:03:41,046
Jesus fucking Christ!

3297
02:03:41,113 --> 02:03:42,648
What did you take?

3298
02:03:42,715 --> 02:03:44,016
What's wrong with you?

3299
02:03:44,083 --> 02:03:45,117
Jor!

3300
02:03:45,184 --> 02:03:47,586
It's fucking good, right?

3301
02:03:47,653 --> 02:03:48,954
Fucked up!

3302
02:03:49,021 --> 02:03:50,456
(LAUGHS)

3303
02:03:50,523 --> 02:03:51,924
Get off the phone!

3304
02:03:55,194 --> 02:03:57,596
What the fuck, Jordan?

3305
02:03:57,663 --> 02:03:59,064
Your daughter's
in the house!

3306
02:03:59,131 --> 02:04:00,466
I hope you know that!

3307
02:04:00,533 --> 02:04:01,634
Your fucking daughter's
in the house!

3308
02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:03,636
(DONNIE LAUGHING)

3309
02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:03,636
Yeah, it's
real fucking funny, Donnie.

3310
02:04:03,702 --> 02:04:06,105
Get off the phone!

3311
02:04:06,172 --> 02:04:08,073
(LAUGHS)

3312
02:04:06,172 --> 02:04:08,073
NAOMI: Jesus Christ, Jordan.

3313
02:04:08,140 --> 02:04:09,975
The FBI!

3314
02:04:11,110 --> 02:04:12,578
Hey!

3315
02:04:13,112 --> 02:04:15,147
I'm on phone!

3316
02:04:15,214 --> 02:04:17,583
Get off the fucking phone!

3317
02:04:19,552 --> 02:04:21,053
Come here!

3318
02:04:19,552 --> 02:04:21,053
...the phone.

3319
02:04:23,622 --> 02:04:26,559
NAOMI: Come on. We're gonna
go upstairs, all right.

3320
02:04:28,294 --> 02:04:29,595
Ow!

3321
02:04:31,630 --> 02:04:32,932
I'm on the phone!

3322
02:04:32,998 --> 02:04:34,567
On the phone!

3323
02:04:34,633 --> 02:04:36,936
I know what you did,

3324
02:04:37,002 --> 02:04:38,470
you piece of shit!

3325
02:04:38,537 --> 02:04:40,039
What? What?

3326
02:04:40,105 --> 02:04:41,640
Brad!

3327
02:04:42,107 --> 02:04:43,075
Huh?

3328
02:04:43,142 --> 02:04:44,810
Brad!

3329
02:04:45,311 --> 02:04:46,545
Brad!

3330
02:04:46,612 --> 02:04:49,014
You fucking cocksucker!

3331
02:04:50,983 --> 02:04:52,518
(SCREAMS)

3332
02:04:53,586 --> 02:04:55,254
What did you do,

3333
02:04:55,321 --> 02:04:57,122
you piece of shit?

3334
02:04:57,189 --> 02:04:58,624
Fuck you!

3335
02:04:59,892 --> 02:05:02,194
I wanna fucking kill you!

3336
02:05:02,261 --> 02:05:04,230
I wanna fucking kill you!

3337
02:05:05,197 --> 02:05:06,699
I got you!

3338
02:05:08,968 --> 02:05:09,969
(GROANS)

3339
02:05:11,637 --> 02:05:12,938
(MOANING)

3340
02:05:20,212 --> 02:05:21,780
(COUGHS)

3341
02:05:29,822 --> 02:05:31,223
(CHOKING)

3342
02:05:31,290 --> 02:05:32,992
What the fuck happened?

3343
02:05:33,659 --> 02:05:34,927
Oh, shit!

3344
02:05:34,994 --> 02:05:36,962
Jordan? Jordan,
are you all right?

3345
02:05:37,029 --> 02:05:38,631
Donnie? Donnie?

3346
02:05:38,964 --> 02:05:40,065
Donnie?

3347
02:05:40,132 --> 02:05:41,667
Jordan, he's not breathing.

3348
02:05:41,734 --> 02:05:43,535
Oh, fuck,
I don't know what to do.

3349
02:05:43,602 --> 02:05:44,870
Jordan, I don't know
what the fuck to do!

3350
02:05:44,937 --> 02:05:46,105
I can't help him!
Oh, my God. Jordan.

3351
02:05:48,340 --> 02:05:50,876
Oh, my God, I think
he's choking, Jordan.
Do something.

3352
02:05:50,943 --> 02:05:53,245
Oh, God.

3353
02:05:50,943 --> 02:05:53,245
JORDAN: Baby, I got you!

3354
02:05:53,312 --> 02:05:55,981
He's not breathing, Jordan.
You gotta do something!

3355
02:05:57,082 --> 02:05:59,551
Shit! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

3356
02:05:59,618 --> 02:06:01,053
OLIVE OYL: <i>Ah!</i>

3357
02:06:01,120 --> 02:06:02,254
I got you.

3358
02:06:02,321 --> 02:06:04,123
(PANTING)

3359
02:06:09,061 --> 02:06:11,030
(GRUNTING)

3360
02:06:12,331 --> 02:06:13,732
(INHALING)

3361
02:06:19,138 --> 02:06:20,139
Oh!

3362
02:06:21,807 --> 02:06:23,342
Step aside!

3363
02:06:23,409 --> 02:06:25,010
Oh, God!

3364
02:06:25,277 --> 02:06:27,246
Oh, God!

3365
02:06:27,313 --> 02:06:29,048
Move aside, baby.

3366
02:06:33,819 --> 02:06:35,020
(JORDAN GRUNTING)

3367
02:06:36,021 --> 02:06:37,823
Come on! Come on!

3368
02:06:37,890 --> 02:06:39,091
Come on!

3369
02:06:39,792 --> 02:06:41,026
(CHOKING)

3370
02:06:43,862 --> 02:06:46,131
Jordan, he's not breathing.
You gotta do something.

3371
02:06:47,366 --> 02:06:49,635
Jordan, he's a father!
He's got fucking kids!

3372
02:06:49,702 --> 02:06:51,103
Do something!

3373
02:06:49,702 --> 02:06:51,103
Yeah?

3374
02:06:53,172 --> 02:06:54,673
(BLOWING)

3375
02:06:55,274 --> 02:06:56,942
(GRUNTS)

3376
02:06:57,009 --> 02:06:57,943
NAOMI: Rocco,
you gotta get over here.

3377
02:06:58,010 --> 02:06:59,912
Come on.

3378
02:06:58,010 --> 02:06:59,912
Call an ambulance!

3379
02:06:59,979 --> 02:07:01,180
I don't fucking know!

3380
02:07:01,246 --> 02:07:02,982
Just get over here!
Call 911.

3381
02:07:03,048 --> 02:07:04,116
(GASPING)

3382
02:07:08,420 --> 02:07:10,022
(YELLING)

3383
02:07:11,056 --> 02:07:12,057
Yeah.

3384
02:07:13,792 --> 02:07:15,928
You all right?
He's all right.

3385
02:07:29,141 --> 02:07:31,043
POLICE OFFICER:
Mr. Belfort?

3386
02:07:32,177 --> 02:07:33,645
Mr. Belfort?

3387
02:07:36,315 --> 02:07:39,251
JORDAN: Get the fuck out
of here. Fuck. (COUGHS)

3388
02:07:39,318 --> 02:07:42,421
Sir, we need to
ask you some questions.

3389
02:07:42,488 --> 02:07:44,656
Are you fucking
kidding me? Fuck you.

3390
02:07:44,723 --> 02:07:45,858
POLICE OFFICER:
Come on, get up.

3391
02:07:45,924 --> 02:07:47,092
Get the fuck
out of my house.

3392
02:07:49,094 --> 02:07:50,996
Let's go.

3393
02:07:49,094 --> 02:07:50,996
I've been here all night.

3394
02:07:51,063 --> 02:07:52,398
I been sitting
here all night.

3395
02:07:52,464 --> 02:07:54,066
What the fuck are
you talking about?

3396
02:07:54,133 --> 02:07:55,901
Where you taking him?

3397
02:07:54,133 --> 02:07:55,901
Where you taking me?

3398
02:07:55,968 --> 02:07:57,069
Where you taking him?

3399
02:07:57,136 --> 02:07:58,370
You ain't got
no warrant.

3400
02:07:58,437 --> 02:07:59,338
Just come up
in people's house
like that!

3401
02:08:00,906 --> 02:08:03,008
Did you drive
your car tonight,
Mr. Belfort?

3402
02:08:03,075 --> 02:08:04,309
Huh?

3403
02:08:04,376 --> 02:08:05,444
Well?

3404
02:08:08,914 --> 02:08:10,749
JORDAN: <i>Wow!</i>

3405
02:08:10,816 --> 02:08:12,184
<i>Maybe I hadn't</i>
<i>made it home okay.</i>

3406
02:08:27,533 --> 02:08:29,902
Get out of the
fucking way!

3407
02:08:31,870 --> 02:08:33,138
Fuck!

3408
02:08:38,944 --> 02:08:40,879
POLICE OFFICER:
Did you drive

3409
02:08:40,946 --> 02:08:42,181
that car tonight?

3410
02:08:43,515 --> 02:08:45,451
Yeah.

3411
02:08:43,515 --> 02:08:45,451
Yeah, right.

3412
02:08:45,517 --> 02:08:47,719
I'm a family man!

3413
02:08:47,786 --> 02:08:49,354
Family man. Honey!

3414
02:08:49,421 --> 02:08:51,390
<i>It was a miracle</i>
<i>I wasn't killed,</i>

3415
02:08:51,457 --> 02:08:54,493
<i>or that I didn't kill</i>
<i>anybody else.</i>

3416
02:08:54,560 --> 02:08:56,261
<i>The cops took me in</i>
<i>for questioning,</i>

3417
02:08:56,328 --> 02:08:57,930
<i>but they couldn't charge me.</i>

3418
02:08:57,996 --> 02:09:00,265
<i>They had no proof</i>
<i>I was even behind the wheel.</i>

3419
02:09:00,332 --> 02:09:01,433
<i>Meanwhile,</i>

3420
02:09:01,500 --> 02:09:03,769
<i>Brad did three months</i>
<i>in jail for contempt</i>

3421
02:09:03,836 --> 02:09:06,238
<i>because he wouldn't</i>
<i>rat Donnie out.</i>

3422
02:09:06,305 --> 02:09:07,339
<i>The result,</i>

3423
02:09:07,406 --> 02:09:09,241
<i>I was scot-free.</i>

3424
02:09:09,308 --> 02:09:11,510
<i>But I had eyes on me</i>
<i>like never before.</i>

3425
02:09:11,577 --> 02:09:13,445
MANNY:
You're a lucky man, Jordan.

3426
02:09:13,512 --> 02:09:16,248
You're lucky to be alive,
let alone not in jail.

3427
02:09:16,315 --> 02:09:17,916
You know I don't
believe in luck, right?

3428
02:09:17,983 --> 02:09:19,751
But it's time.

3429
02:09:19,818 --> 02:09:21,887
Please, let me
call the SEC
and cut a deal

3430
02:09:21,954 --> 02:09:23,889
before your luck runs out.

3431
02:09:23,956 --> 02:09:25,357
NAOMI: Wave to Daddy.

3432
02:09:25,424 --> 02:09:26,525
Hey.

3433
02:09:26,592 --> 02:09:28,093
Hey, sweetie.

3434
02:09:29,128 --> 02:09:30,395
(CHUCKLES)

3435
02:09:33,499 --> 02:09:36,802
What kind of terms
would you be talking
about if I...

3436
02:09:36,869 --> 02:09:38,003
MANNY: I don't know.

3437
02:09:38,070 --> 02:09:41,173
You plead guilty
to a handful of
securities violations,

3438
02:09:41,240 --> 02:09:44,276
stock manipulation,
high-pressure sales tactics.

3439
02:09:44,343 --> 02:09:47,146
Ticky-tack shit
like that, you know.

3440
02:09:47,212 --> 02:09:49,214
You pay a couple
million dollars in fines,

3441
02:09:49,281 --> 02:09:52,017
in exchange,
the SEC fucks off
till the end of time.

3442
02:09:54,386 --> 02:09:56,421
And Stratton?

3443
02:09:56,488 --> 02:09:58,790
What happens
to Stratton?

3444
02:09:58,857 --> 02:10:01,293
There's no way...
I mean... You got
to walk away. Right?

3445
02:10:01,360 --> 02:10:02,528
Let Donnie be in charge.

3446
02:10:02,594 --> 02:10:05,063
Right. Donnie.

3447
02:10:05,130 --> 02:10:07,299
Now the FBI is another
animal completely.

3448
02:10:07,366 --> 02:10:09,168
They'll still be
pursuing you for
criminal wrongdoing.

3449
02:10:09,234 --> 02:10:12,004
However, with you
stepping down voluntarily,

3450
02:10:12,070 --> 02:10:14,039
my guess is that
your best friend
Agent Denham

3451
02:10:14,106 --> 02:10:16,241
will be standing around
with his dick in his hand.

3452
02:10:17,342 --> 02:10:18,844
MAX: Jordan.

3453
02:10:18,911 --> 02:10:20,879
What do you
have to think about?

3454
02:10:20,946 --> 02:10:22,314
You beat them.

3455
02:10:22,381 --> 02:10:23,549
You won!

3456
02:10:23,615 --> 02:10:25,450
God knows you never
have to work again.

3457
02:10:25,517 --> 02:10:27,319
MAX: What're you gonna do?
Spend the rest of
your life in jail?

3458
02:10:27,386 --> 02:10:28,487
Is that what you want?

3459
02:10:27,386 --> 02:10:28,487
No.

3460
02:10:28,554 --> 02:10:29,421
Of course not.

3461
02:10:28,554 --> 02:10:29,421
Okay.

3462
02:10:29,488 --> 02:10:31,957
Okay! You got
all the money
in the world.

3463
02:10:32,024 --> 02:10:33,425
You need everybody
else's money?

3464
02:10:33,492 --> 02:10:35,127
Of course not, Pops.

3465
02:10:33,492 --> 02:10:35,127
Well?

3466
02:10:35,194 --> 02:10:37,329
You know, I built it.

3467
02:10:35,194 --> 02:10:37,329
I know you built it.

3468
02:10:37,396 --> 02:10:39,398
You built it,
so now preserve it.

3469
02:10:39,464 --> 02:10:41,300
(ALL MURMURING)

3470
02:10:43,902 --> 02:10:45,370
(APPLAUDING)

3471
02:11:06,658 --> 02:11:08,293
(CLEARS THROAT)

3472
02:11:10,362 --> 02:11:12,297
You know,

3473
02:11:12,364 --> 02:11:15,100
five years ago,
when I started
Stratton Oakmont

3474
02:11:15,167 --> 02:11:17,236
with Donnie Azoff,
I knew the day

3475
02:11:17,302 --> 02:11:20,405
would eventually come
where I'd have to
be moving on.

3476
02:11:21,106 --> 02:11:22,307
(SIGHS)

3477
02:11:22,374 --> 02:11:24,142
And it's truly
with a heavy heart

3478
02:11:24,209 --> 02:11:26,178
that I'm here
to say that...

3479
02:11:27,980 --> 02:11:30,082
That that day
is finally here.

3480
02:11:30,148 --> 02:11:31,483
(ALL MURMURING)

3481
02:11:34,386 --> 02:11:36,488
I wanna... I want to
thank you all for your...

3482
02:11:36,555 --> 02:11:39,258
Your years of loyalty
and admiration.

3483
02:11:39,324 --> 02:11:40,626
But the point is this.

3484
02:11:41,994 --> 02:11:43,262
Under Donnie's leadership,

3485
02:11:43,328 --> 02:11:46,999
along with Nicky Koskoff
and Robbie Feinberg

3486
02:11:47,065 --> 02:11:49,501
moving into key
management positions,
this place really

3487
02:11:49,568 --> 02:11:51,103
is gonna be
better than ever!

3488
02:11:51,169 --> 02:11:53,405
That I promise you. Okay?

3489
02:11:53,472 --> 02:11:55,974
Give them a round
of applause. Come on.

3490
02:11:59,278 --> 02:12:02,014
This is Ellis Island
here, people.

3491
02:12:02,080 --> 02:12:03,982
I don't care who you are,
where you're from,

3492
02:12:04,049 --> 02:12:06,385
whether your relatives
came over on the
fucking <i>Mayflower</i>

3493
02:12:06,451 --> 02:12:08,420
or on an inner tube
from Haiti,

3494
02:12:08,487 --> 02:12:10,956
this right here
is the land of
opportunity.

3495
02:12:11,023 --> 02:12:13,325
Stratton Oakmont
is America!

3496
02:12:17,562 --> 02:12:19,231
All of you know
Kimmie Belzer, right?

3497
02:12:19,298 --> 02:12:20,299
WOMAN: Yes, we do.

3498
02:12:19,298 --> 02:12:20,299
(MEN WHISTLING)

3499
02:12:20,365 --> 02:12:21,500
Fuck you.

3500
02:12:21,566 --> 02:12:23,402
(ALL LAUGHS)

3501
02:12:21,566 --> 02:12:23,402
Come on, Kimmie.

3502
02:12:23,468 --> 02:12:25,203
What you probably
didn't know is,

3503
02:12:25,270 --> 02:12:27,105
Kimmie was one of
the first brokers here,

3504
02:12:27,172 --> 02:12:29,241
one of Stratton's
original 20.

3505
02:12:30,208 --> 02:12:32,077
Now most of you
met Kimmie,

3506
02:12:32,144 --> 02:12:35,480
the beautiful
sophisticated woman
that she is today.

3507
02:12:35,547 --> 02:12:38,450
A woman that wears
$3,000 Armani suits.

3508
02:12:38,784 --> 02:12:40,352
(CHUCKLES)

3509
02:12:40,419 --> 02:12:42,988
Who drives a brand-new
Mercedes-Benz.

3510
02:12:43,689 --> 02:12:45,524
A woman who spends

3511
02:12:45,590 --> 02:12:47,259
her winters
in the Bahamas

3512
02:12:47,326 --> 02:12:49,227
and summers
in the Hamptons!

3513
02:12:54,433 --> 02:12:56,368
That's not the Kimmie
that I met.

3514
02:12:59,604 --> 02:13:03,175
The Kimmie that I met
didn't have two nickels
to rub together.

3515
02:13:04,609 --> 02:13:06,678
She was a single mom
on the balls of her ass

3516
02:13:06,745 --> 02:13:08,580
with an 8-year-old son.

3517
02:13:08,647 --> 02:13:11,450
Okay? She was
three months behind
on her rent.

3518
02:13:12,718 --> 02:13:16,421
And when she came to me
and asked me for a job,

3519
02:13:16,488 --> 02:13:18,690
she asked for
a $5,000 advance

3520
02:13:18,757 --> 02:13:21,727
just so she could
pay her son's tuition.

3521
02:13:26,398 --> 02:13:28,133
And what'd I do, Kimmie?

3522
02:13:28,200 --> 02:13:29,701
Go on, tell them.

3523
02:13:31,670 --> 02:13:33,672
You wrote me a check

3524
02:13:33,739 --> 02:13:36,041
for $25,000.

3525
02:13:37,342 --> 02:13:39,044
That's right.

3526
02:13:39,111 --> 02:13:40,245
Thank you.

3527
02:13:43,648 --> 02:13:45,417
And you know why that is?

3528
02:13:48,754 --> 02:13:51,056
It's because
I believed in you.

3529
02:13:52,758 --> 02:13:56,027
It's because
I believed
in you, Kimmie,

3530
02:13:56,094 --> 02:13:57,696
just like I believe in each

3531
02:13:57,763 --> 02:13:59,798
and every one
of you here today.

3532
02:13:59,865 --> 02:14:02,467
I fucking love you,
Jordan!

3533
02:13:59,865 --> 02:14:02,467
I fucking love you.

3534
02:14:02,534 --> 02:14:04,369
I fucking love you!
I love you.

3535
02:14:04,436 --> 02:14:07,038
I fucking love you, too!
I fucking love you, too!

3536
02:14:10,142 --> 02:14:12,677
And I love all of you!

3537
02:14:12,744 --> 02:14:15,080
And I love all
of you from the
bottom of my heart.

3538
02:14:15,147 --> 02:14:18,383
I fucking love you, too.

3539
02:14:15,147 --> 02:14:18,383
I mean that.

3540
02:14:18,450 --> 02:14:20,519
You are the shit.
You are the fucking shit.

3541
02:14:27,225 --> 02:14:29,194
It's a shame, you know.

3542
02:14:30,796 --> 02:14:32,798
For years, I've been
telling you guys

3543
02:14:32,864 --> 02:14:35,133
never to take no
for an answer, right?

3544
02:14:35,200 --> 02:14:38,203
You know, to keep pushing,
to never hang up the phone

3545
02:14:39,337 --> 02:14:41,373
until you get
what you want.

3546
02:14:42,274 --> 02:14:43,809
Because you
all deserve it.

3547
02:14:46,244 --> 02:14:49,681
You know, this fucking deal
that I'm about to sign

3548
02:14:49,748 --> 02:14:52,083
barring me from
the securities industry,

3549
02:14:52,150 --> 02:14:53,785
barring me from Stratton,

3550
02:14:54,853 --> 02:14:56,488
my home.

3551
02:14:59,458 --> 02:15:01,259
What the fuck is that,
you know?

3552
02:15:02,661 --> 02:15:05,664
I'll tell you
what it is. It's...

3553
02:15:05,730 --> 02:15:08,333
It's me taking no
for an answer, you know.

3554
02:15:09,835 --> 02:15:11,303
It's them...

3555
02:15:11,369 --> 02:15:15,307
It's them selling me,
not the other way around.

3556
02:15:15,373 --> 02:15:17,676
It's me being a hypocrite
is what it is.

3557
02:15:22,848 --> 02:15:24,316
So...

3558
02:15:31,423 --> 02:15:32,791
You know what?

3559
02:15:36,795 --> 02:15:38,396
I'm not leaving.

3560
02:15:38,463 --> 02:15:40,198
(ALL MURMURING)

3561
02:15:40,732 --> 02:15:41,800
I'm not leaving.

3562
02:15:44,936 --> 02:15:46,137
I'm not fucking leaving!

3563
02:15:46,204 --> 02:15:47,572
(ALL CHEERING)

3564
02:15:51,376 --> 02:15:53,578
MAN: You're not getting
a fucking promotion!

3565
02:15:54,946 --> 02:15:56,314
The show goes on!

3566
02:15:58,917 --> 02:16:00,552
This is my home!

3567
02:16:00,619 --> 02:16:03,388
They're gonna need
a fucking wrecking ball

3568
02:16:03,455 --> 02:16:05,156
to take me out of here!

3569
02:16:07,359 --> 02:16:09,661
They're gonna need to
send in the National Guard

3570
02:16:09,728 --> 02:16:11,496
or fucking SWAT team

3571
02:16:11,563 --> 02:16:13,865
'cause I ain't
going nowhere!

3572
02:16:16,902 --> 02:16:17,702
Fuck them!

3573
02:16:20,405 --> 02:16:22,173
Fuck them!

3574
02:16:24,242 --> 02:16:25,877
(HUMMING)

3575
02:16:35,787 --> 02:16:37,455
(ALL HUMMING)

3576
02:16:56,274 --> 02:16:58,310
Jordy! Jordy!

3577
02:16:58,376 --> 02:16:59,978
Jordy! Get back here!

3578
02:17:00,845 --> 02:17:01,980
Hey!

3579
02:17:04,649 --> 02:17:05,917
Give me that.

3580
02:17:05,984 --> 02:17:07,218
(CAWING)

3581
02:17:08,420 --> 02:17:09,754
MAX: What is this?

3582
02:17:09,821 --> 02:17:11,923
<i>Ramar of the Jungle,</i>
for Christ sake?

3583
02:17:13,425 --> 02:17:16,361
MAN: <i>Paddy D,</i> mazel tov,
<i>you Irishman.</i>

3584
02:17:16,428 --> 02:17:19,698
<i>Jordan Belfort just welched</i>
<i>on his deal with the SEC.</i>

3585
02:17:19,764 --> 02:17:22,434
<i>He is back in the ocean.</i>
<i>Happy hunting.</i>

3586
02:17:30,775 --> 02:17:32,811
(HIP HOP MUSIC)

3587
02:17:35,547 --> 02:17:37,849
JORDAN:
<i>It was our time to party big.</i>

3588
02:17:37,916 --> 02:17:41,319
<i>And just as Brad</i>
<i>was released from jail, too.</i>

3589
02:17:41,386 --> 02:17:43,488
<i>I apologized,</i>
<i>even offered to pay him</i>

3590
02:17:43,555 --> 02:17:45,690
<i>for his time in the can.</i>

3591
02:17:45,757 --> 02:17:47,859
<i>But he said no,</i>
<i>that he was out.</i>

3592
02:17:47,926 --> 02:17:49,794
<i>He didn't want</i>
<i>any part of us.</i>

3593
02:17:49,861 --> 02:17:51,496
<i>Sad thing was,</i>

3594
02:17:51,563 --> 02:17:53,264
<i>two years later</i>

3595
02:17:53,331 --> 02:17:54,899
<i>he was dead.</i>

3596
02:17:54,966 --> 02:17:57,369
<i>Massive heart attack.</i>
<i>Thirty-five.</i>

3597
02:17:58,370 --> 02:18:00,739
<i>Same age Mozart died.</i>

3598
02:18:00,805 --> 02:18:03,875
<i>Not that they have a hell</i>
<i>of a lot in common, but...</i>

3599
02:18:03,942 --> 02:18:06,044
<i>Anyway, I don't know</i>
<i>why that came to mind.</i>

3600
02:18:08,413 --> 02:18:09,614
<i>Within days,</i>

3601
02:18:09,681 --> 02:18:12,050
<i>subpoenas started flying.</i>

3602
02:18:12,117 --> 02:18:15,654
<i>Notices to produce documents,</i>
<i>depositions, you name it.</i>

3603
02:18:15,720 --> 02:18:17,756
<i>Donnie couldn't</i>
<i>drink water fast enough.</i>

3604
02:18:17,822 --> 02:18:20,291
DONNIE:
United States government
wants to give me a subpoena?

3605
02:18:20,358 --> 02:18:23,461
Here's what we do
with subpoenas
at Stratton Oakmont!

3606
02:18:29,401 --> 02:18:31,836
Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!

3607
02:18:31,903 --> 02:18:33,805
Fuck you! Fuck you!

3608
02:18:33,872 --> 02:18:36,374
ALL: (CHANTING) Fuck you!

3609
02:18:41,613 --> 02:18:42,847
Oh!

3610
02:18:43,214 --> 02:18:45,583
Jordan Belfort.

3611
02:18:45,650 --> 02:18:47,652
ATTORNEY: Alden.
That's a nice name.

3612
02:18:47,719 --> 02:18:49,020
Thank you very much for that.

3613
02:18:49,087 --> 02:18:51,089
What kind of
name is that?

3614
02:18:49,087 --> 02:18:51,089
That is my name.

3615
02:18:51,156 --> 02:18:52,824
I do not recall that.

3616
02:18:52,891 --> 02:18:55,460
I do not recall that. Okay?

3617
02:18:55,527 --> 02:18:57,696
ATTORNEY: Mr. Ming,
thank you for coming in today.

3618
02:18:57,762 --> 02:18:59,397
Are you gonna finish
the rest of that Danish?

3619
02:18:59,464 --> 02:19:00,699
Can I have that Danish?

3620
02:18:59,464 --> 02:19:00,699
No, no, go ahead.

3621
02:19:00,765 --> 02:19:02,467
JORDAN:
<i>They interrogated everybody.</i>

3622
02:19:02,534 --> 02:19:03,968
I got a low blood sugar,
thyroid thing.

3623
02:19:04,035 --> 02:19:05,003
JORDAN:
<i>It went on for months.</i>

3624
02:19:05,070 --> 02:19:07,539
<i>It was a total</i>
<i>fucking harassment.</i>

3625
02:19:07,605 --> 02:19:08,973
Tell him to proceed
with the questions.

3626
02:19:09,040 --> 02:19:11,509
JORDAN: <i>But not a single</i>
<i>Strattonite cracked.</i>

3627
02:19:11,576 --> 02:19:13,445
ATTORNEY:
Gladys Carrera?

3628
02:19:13,511 --> 02:19:14,879
Doesn't ring a bell.

3629
02:19:14,946 --> 02:19:17,682
Sorry, I have no
recommendation of that.

3630
02:19:17,749 --> 02:19:18,750
No.

3631
02:19:18,817 --> 02:19:20,418
No idea.

3632
02:19:20,485 --> 02:19:22,420
I don't recall
that transaction.
You guys have any milk?

3633
02:19:22,487 --> 02:19:24,989
Absolutely not.

3634
02:19:25,056 --> 02:19:26,891
ATTORNEY: Francis Sortigi
you called so many times

3635
02:19:26,958 --> 02:19:28,993
I just thought you
might remember that.

3636
02:19:29,060 --> 02:19:30,762
<i>Would you remember</i>
<i>any of those?</i>

3637
02:19:30,829 --> 02:19:32,597
I do not recall
any of that.

3638
02:19:30,829 --> 02:19:32,597
This Abdul...

3639
02:19:32,664 --> 02:19:34,666
I do not...
No, I don't recall.

3640
02:19:34,733 --> 02:19:36,601
ATTORNEY:
It was a long phone call.

3641
02:19:36,668 --> 02:19:38,369
I just wondered if you have
any memory of that.

3642
02:19:38,436 --> 02:19:40,038
Okay. You know
we've talked to several

3643
02:19:40,105 --> 02:19:41,606
of the employees
at this firm

3644
02:19:41,673 --> 02:19:42,674
and nobody
can recall anything

3645
02:19:42,741 --> 02:19:44,809
about this Steve Madden IPO.

3646
02:19:44,876 --> 02:19:45,910
I think it's odd.

3647
02:19:47,979 --> 02:19:49,414
MANNY: Do you recall

3648
02:19:49,481 --> 02:19:50,482
Cartage Corporation?

3649
02:19:50,548 --> 02:19:51,916
Mmm.

3650
02:19:51,983 --> 02:19:53,451
You do recall it?

3651
02:19:53,518 --> 02:19:55,120
No, I don't recall
that at all.

3652
02:19:55,186 --> 02:19:58,890
Excuse me. I have to ask.
Is that your real hair?

3653
02:19:58,957 --> 02:20:00,892
Are you gonna say
anything about that?

3654
02:20:00,959 --> 02:20:02,060
Are you gonna
comment on my hair?

3655
02:20:02,127 --> 02:20:04,462
Is that how we're doing...
Is this personal questions?

3656
02:20:04,529 --> 02:20:05,830
I'm just wondering
why you would wear
something like that.

3657
02:20:05,897 --> 02:20:07,732
Sorry. I don't
recall that company.

3658
02:20:10,001 --> 02:20:11,770
Can I get you
anything else,
gentlemen?

3659
02:20:11,836 --> 02:20:13,671
Yes. Sweetheart,
I have a rare condition

3660
02:20:13,738 --> 02:20:14,906
which requires me
to drink one of those

3661
02:20:14,973 --> 02:20:17,575
every 15 minutes, please.

3662
02:20:17,642 --> 02:20:20,779
<i>We were specifically advised</i>
<i>not to leave the country.</i>

3663
02:20:20,845 --> 02:20:23,014
<i>So, we took</i>
<i>our wives to Italy.</i>

3664
02:20:23,081 --> 02:20:25,483
<i>We figured we were safer</i>
<i>working from overseas</i>

3665
02:20:25,550 --> 02:20:26,951
<i>giving orders to Rugrat.</i>

3666
02:20:27,018 --> 02:20:29,420
<i>Nobody could arrest us</i>
<i>and nobody could prove</i>

3667
02:20:29,487 --> 02:20:31,489
<i>I was still running</i>
<i>Stratton from a yacht.</i>

3668
02:20:31,556 --> 02:20:32,624
Hey, Rugrat.

3669
02:20:32,690 --> 02:20:33,892
Oh!

3670
02:20:32,690 --> 02:20:33,892
<i>Bonjour.</i>

3671
02:20:33,958 --> 02:20:35,960
You bald-headed eagle,
how you doing?

3672
02:20:36,027 --> 02:20:37,028
<i>Donnie, Donnie, listen!</i>

3673
02:20:37,095 --> 02:20:38,596
We have a problem, okay.

3674
02:20:38,663 --> 02:20:41,933
Your friend, Steve Madden,
is unloading shares.

3675
02:20:42,000 --> 02:20:43,868
What are you saying?
Who told you that?

3676
02:20:43,935 --> 02:20:45,703
What's going on?

3677
02:20:43,935 --> 02:20:45,703
<i>He's doing it, Donnie!</i>

3678
02:20:45,770 --> 02:20:48,072
He said that
Steve Madden's
unloading shares.

3679
02:20:48,139 --> 02:20:49,774
Who told you that?
It's bullshit!

3680
02:20:49,841 --> 02:20:51,676
Give me that
goddamn phone.

3681
02:20:51,743 --> 02:20:53,645
What's going on?

3682
02:20:53,711 --> 02:20:55,814
Jordan, look.
I'm watching the screen

3683
02:20:55,880 --> 02:20:58,616
and huge chunks
of Steve Madden
are being sold, okay.

3684
02:20:58,683 --> 02:21:00,718
It's not coming from us,
so it's gotta be Steve.

3685
02:21:00,785 --> 02:21:02,854
He's the only person
with that many shares.

3686
02:21:02,921 --> 02:21:03,521
It's Donnie.
Call me back, all right.

3687
02:21:03,588 --> 02:21:05,023
Donnie, your
little friend

3688
02:21:05,089 --> 02:21:06,291
is trying to fuck me,
you know that.

3689
02:21:06,357 --> 02:21:08,159
Your little friend
is trying to fuck me
right in the ass.

3690
02:21:08,226 --> 02:21:09,828
Get him on
the phone now!

3691
02:21:08,226 --> 02:21:09,828
We don't know anything yet.

3692
02:21:09,894 --> 02:21:11,696
Let's not jump
to conclusions.

3693
02:21:11,763 --> 02:21:13,498
JORDAN:
<i>Even though I owned 85%</i>

3694
02:21:13,565 --> 02:21:16,634
<i>of Steve-cocksucking-</i>
<i>motherfucking-Madden Shoes,</i>

3695
02:21:16,701 --> 02:21:18,970
<i>the shares were</i>
<i>in his fucking name.</i>

3696
02:21:19,037 --> 02:21:21,072
<i>This motherfucker knew</i>
<i>I was in trouble</i>
<i>with the feds</i>

3697
02:21:21,139 --> 02:21:22,941
<i>and was trying</i>
<i>to take advantage.</i>

3698
02:21:23,007 --> 02:21:24,709
Talk to me, man.
How do you wanna play this?

3699
02:21:24,776 --> 02:21:26,544
I want you to get
all our clients on
the phone right now

3700
02:21:26,611 --> 02:21:27,946
and have them start selling
Steve Madden.

3701
02:21:28,012 --> 02:21:29,480
We're gonna drive
that fucking price down!

3702
02:21:29,547 --> 02:21:31,149
Do you hear me?
Shut the fuck up!

3703
02:21:31,216 --> 02:21:32,684
This is your
fucking friend
from high school.

3704
02:21:32,750 --> 02:21:35,053
<i>If that little</i>
<i>fucking prick thinks</i>
<i>he can fuck with me,</i>

3705
02:21:35,119 --> 02:21:37,722
we'll turn his company
into a penny stock!
You hear me?

3706
02:21:37,789 --> 02:21:38,890
You got it?

3707
02:21:37,789 --> 02:21:38,890
Yes. I got it!

3708
02:21:38,957 --> 02:21:40,758
DONNIE: <i>Let's just not</i>
<i>jump to conclusions</i>

3709
02:21:40,825 --> 02:21:42,026
<i>before we know</i>
<i>what's going on.</i>

3710
02:21:42,093 --> 02:21:43,494
Captain Ted!

3711
02:21:43,561 --> 02:21:45,063
Captain Ted!

3712
02:21:45,129 --> 02:21:47,732
Hang up your phones!
Everybody, hey!

3713
02:21:47,799 --> 02:21:50,602
Turn the boat around!
We're going home!

3714
02:21:50,668 --> 02:21:52,203
(NAOMI SOBBING)

3715
02:21:53,671 --> 02:21:56,074
Baby!
Baby, what happened?

3716
02:21:56,140 --> 02:21:57,942
I just...

3717
02:21:58,009 --> 02:21:59,077
Sweetheart,
what's going on?

3718
02:22:00,211 --> 02:22:01,813
Aunt Emma...

3719
02:22:02,714 --> 02:22:04,549
Just wait.

3720
02:22:04,616 --> 02:22:06,050
I can't...

3721
02:22:06,117 --> 02:22:09,020
What's going on?
Why you crying?

3722
02:22:09,087 --> 02:22:11,155
She's dead!

3723
02:22:09,087 --> 02:22:11,155
Who? Who's dead?

3724
02:22:11,222 --> 02:22:13,625
I just got a call from
my cousin Betty.

3725
02:22:13,691 --> 02:22:14,792
Yeah?

3726
02:22:14,859 --> 02:22:16,561
Aunt Emma is dead.

3727
02:22:17,962 --> 02:22:20,965
Are you fucking
kidding me?

3728
02:22:17,962 --> 02:22:20,965
No.

3729
02:22:21,032 --> 02:22:21,966
You're serious?

3730
02:22:22,967 --> 02:22:25,303
Oh, my God!
Baby, that's...

3731
02:22:25,370 --> 02:22:26,838
Oh, fuck!

3732
02:22:26,905 --> 02:22:28,706
Oh, sweetheart,
that's just...

3733
02:22:28,773 --> 02:22:30,108
<i>Fucking heart attack!</i>

3734
02:22:30,174 --> 02:22:31,776
<i>Boom, snap, gone.</i>

3735
02:22:31,843 --> 02:22:33,912
<i>Shuffled off her mortal coil.</i>

3736
02:22:33,978 --> 02:22:37,548
<i>And $20 million stuck</i>
<i>in a Swiss bank account.</i>

3737
02:22:37,615 --> 02:22:39,317
The last time
I talked to her
she was fine!

3738
02:22:39,384 --> 02:22:41,753
She's not that old.

3739
02:22:39,384 --> 02:22:41,753
Oh, God! Baby, oh, God!

3740
02:22:41,819 --> 02:22:43,788
That's so fucking terrible!

3741
02:22:43,855 --> 02:22:45,590
Oh, fuck!

3742
02:22:45,657 --> 02:22:47,125
It is terrible.

3743
02:22:47,191 --> 02:22:49,294
Your aunt was
such an elegant,
attractive woman.

3744
02:22:49,360 --> 02:22:51,129
My condolences to you
and your family.

3745
02:22:51,195 --> 02:22:52,931
Yes. We're absolutely
devastated.

3746
02:22:52,997 --> 02:22:54,832
Thank you so much
for your condolences.

3747
02:22:54,899 --> 02:22:56,134
Now where does
that leave us

3748
02:22:56,200 --> 02:22:57,802
in regard to her
account exactly?

3749
02:22:57,869 --> 02:22:59,604
Does it go into probate
or what?

3750
02:22:59,671 --> 02:23:01,072
Not to worry, Jordan.
Not to worry.

3751
02:23:01,139 --> 02:23:03,041
Your aunt, before she died,

3752
02:23:03,107 --> 02:23:06,010
signed a document
naming you as
her successor.

3753
02:23:06,077 --> 02:23:07,779
She did? (LAUGHS)

3754
02:23:07,845 --> 02:23:09,714
Fantastic!
Well, that's good news!

3755
02:23:09,781 --> 02:23:11,983
Well, not as of yet.

3756
02:23:12,050 --> 02:23:14,052
What does that mean?
Not as of yet?

3757
02:23:14,118 --> 02:23:16,621
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

3758
02:23:16,688 --> 02:23:18,623
I can't seem to hear you.

3759
02:23:18,690 --> 02:23:21,292
I must have bad reception.
Are you speaking English?

3760
02:23:21,359 --> 02:23:24,062
Very... Now.
Fast. Very fast.

3761
02:23:21,359 --> 02:23:24,062
<i>Fast?</i>

3762
02:23:24,128 --> 02:23:26,030
I have to get
to Switzerland now?

3763
02:23:26,097 --> 02:23:27,865
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

3764
02:23:27,932 --> 02:23:30,034
Speak English!
Fucking speak English!

3765
02:23:30,101 --> 02:23:31,235
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey.
Hey! Quiet, okay?

3766
02:23:31,302 --> 02:23:32,971
Take your suit,
take your dick, okay,

3767
02:23:33,037 --> 02:23:34,739
and move your ass! Please.

3768
02:23:33,037 --> 02:23:34,739
<i>Okay.</i>

3769
02:23:34,806 --> 02:23:36,841
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

3770
02:23:34,806 --> 02:23:36,841
Move my ass! Yes!

3771
02:23:36,908 --> 02:23:41,045
<i>I gotta say, these</i>
<i>Swiss were some</i>
<i>sneaky motherfuckers.</i>

3772
02:23:41,112 --> 02:23:43,081
<i>Within minutes,</i>
<i>he had me set up</i>
<i>with a forger</i>

3773
02:23:43,147 --> 02:23:44,949
<i>who could fake</i>
<i>Aunt Emma's signature.</i>

3774
02:23:45,016 --> 02:23:46,851
You American shit!

3775
02:23:46,918 --> 02:23:48,686
<i>I just had to get there</i>
<i>by tomorrow,</i>

3776
02:23:48,753 --> 02:23:50,121
<i>or lose $20 million.</i>

3777
02:23:50,188 --> 02:23:52,390
We're going to Monaco!

3778
02:23:52,457 --> 02:23:54,959
Monaco? Now?

3779
02:23:52,457 --> 02:23:54,959
Yes, baby.

3780
02:23:55,026 --> 02:23:57,628
We're going to Monaco,
so then we can go to
Switzerland, okay?

3781
02:23:57,695 --> 02:23:59,230
But her aunt
just died.

3782
02:23:57,695 --> 02:23:59,230
I realize that.

3783
02:23:59,297 --> 02:24:00,698
But I have business
in Switzerland.

3784
02:24:00,765 --> 02:24:02,200
I need to go to
Switzerland right now.

3785
02:24:02,266 --> 02:24:04,802
Bottom line. Sorry.

3786
02:24:04,869 --> 02:24:06,237
We gotta get to London.

3787
02:24:06,971 --> 02:24:08,206
Why? Why?

3788
02:24:09,707 --> 02:24:10,908
The funeral!

3789
02:24:10,975 --> 02:24:12,910
Yeah, but babe.
Look, look...

3790
02:24:12,977 --> 02:24:15,346
I loved your aunt
more than anyone
in the entire world.

3791
02:24:15,413 --> 02:24:17,782
I really did.

3792
02:24:17,849 --> 02:24:20,084
But she's dead now, sweetie.

3793
02:24:20,151 --> 02:24:22,186
She's dead
and she's not
going anywhere.

3794
02:24:22,253 --> 02:24:23,688
She'll still be dead
by the time

3795
02:24:23,755 --> 02:24:25,423
we get to London, okay?

3796
02:24:25,490 --> 02:24:27,058
Captain Ted!
Captain Ted,
all right, look.

3797
02:24:27,125 --> 02:24:28,960
We're going to Monaco.
Monaco now, okay?

3798
02:24:29,027 --> 02:24:30,728
Monaco, right.

3799
02:24:30,795 --> 02:24:32,030
We're going to Monaco
so that we can drive
to Switzerland

3800
02:24:32,096 --> 02:24:33,431
so they don't
stamp our passports.

3801
02:24:33,498 --> 02:24:35,366
Take care of business here,
we'll drive back to Monaco,

3802
02:24:35,433 --> 02:24:37,335
take a flight over
to London to catch
the funeral

3803
02:24:37,402 --> 02:24:38,903
and be in New York
in three fucking
business days!

3804
02:24:38,970 --> 02:24:40,071
That's the fucking plan.

3805
02:24:40,138 --> 02:24:42,440
I just want you to
know that we might
run into some chop.

3806
02:24:42,507 --> 02:24:44,909
Chop? We can fucking
handle chop, right?

3807
02:24:44,976 --> 02:24:46,210
I mean, it's a
170-foot yacht.

3808
02:24:46,277 --> 02:24:47,812
No, no, no.
We're not going
anywhere

3809
02:24:47,879 --> 02:24:49,213
unless he says
it's safe, all right.

3810
02:24:49,280 --> 02:24:50,748
Don't worry
about the chop.

3811
02:24:49,280 --> 02:24:50,748
It's safe.

3812
02:24:50,815 --> 02:24:52,183
You don't know
shit about chop.

3813
02:24:52,250 --> 02:24:54,452
Oh, really? And you do?
You're a fucking
expert on that.

3814
02:24:54,519 --> 02:24:56,888
I'll chop your fucking
credit card in half.
How about that?

3815
02:24:56,954 --> 02:24:58,856
Chop is fine.
Trust me. Chop is fine.

3816
02:24:58,923 --> 02:25:00,425
Is chop fine, Captain Ted?

3817
02:25:00,491 --> 02:25:01,893
Uh...

3818
02:25:01,959 --> 02:25:03,828
Yeah. I mean,
if we take it slow.

3819
02:25:03,895 --> 02:25:04,896
Yeah, we're gonna
take it slow.

3820
02:25:04,962 --> 02:25:06,731
It's a little uncomfortable.
Tell them it's safe.

3821
02:25:06,798 --> 02:25:07,999
CAPTAIN TED:
It's gonna be safe.

3822
02:25:08,066 --> 02:25:10,001
We'll batten down
the hatches

3823
02:25:10,068 --> 02:25:11,869
and secure the deck.

3824
02:25:11,936 --> 02:25:15,039
And we're looking
at a few... Maybe
a few broken dishes.

3825
02:25:15,106 --> 02:25:16,474
Few broken dishes.
(LAUGHS)

3826
02:25:16,541 --> 02:25:17,942
What's a few
broken dishes?

3827
02:25:18,009 --> 02:25:19,110
Does that sound fucking
awesome or what?

3828
02:25:19,177 --> 02:25:20,778
No. Not really.

3829
02:25:20,845 --> 02:25:22,146
We're gonna have
a fucking good time!

3830
02:25:22,213 --> 02:25:23,981
Let's go to fucking
Monaco now!

3831
02:25:24,048 --> 02:25:25,283
Let's fucking move!
Let's go!

3832
02:25:25,349 --> 02:25:26,984
(THUNDER CRACKING)

3833
02:25:30,455 --> 02:25:31,289
CAPTAIN TED: Hold on!

3834
02:25:34,859 --> 02:25:37,895
What the fuck
is going on out here?

3835
02:25:37,962 --> 02:25:40,398
The Jet Skis
just went
overboard!

3836
02:25:40,465 --> 02:25:42,500
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Honey, you okay?

3837
02:25:42,567 --> 02:25:44,902
MAN: (OVER RADIO)
<i>Gale warning! Gale warning!</i>

3838
02:25:44,969 --> 02:25:47,772
CAPTAIN TED: The waves are
20 feet high and building!

3839
02:25:47,839 --> 02:25:49,340
Turn around, let's go
the other fucking way.

3840
02:25:49,407 --> 02:25:50,808
CAPTAIN TED:
We can't!

3841
02:25:49,407 --> 02:25:50,808
Go!

3842
02:25:50,875 --> 02:25:53,277
We'll get broad-sided.
It'll tip over!

3843
02:25:53,344 --> 02:25:55,179
I am a master diver.
You hear that?

3844
02:25:55,246 --> 02:25:56,280
I'm a master diver!

3845
02:25:56,347 --> 02:25:57,815
No one's gonna
fucking die!

3846
02:25:57,882 --> 02:26:00,318
I got you, baby.
I got you.
Trust me, okay?

3847
02:26:00,384 --> 02:26:01,886
I love you.

3848
02:26:01,953 --> 02:26:03,488
I love you, baby.
Just hold on tight.

3849
02:26:03,554 --> 02:26:04,789
Okay.

3850
02:26:04,856 --> 02:26:05,890
Donnie!

3851
02:26:07,492 --> 02:26:08,526
Hold on, baby!

3852
02:26:08,593 --> 02:26:09,794
Donnie!

3853
02:26:11,829 --> 02:26:13,297
Donnie!

3854
02:26:13,364 --> 02:26:14,966
What?

3855
02:26:13,364 --> 02:26:14,966
Hold on, baby.

3856
02:26:15,032 --> 02:26:16,367
(WHISPERING)
Get the fucking ludes.

3857
02:26:16,434 --> 02:26:17,468
I don't wanna die, Jordan!

3858
02:26:17,535 --> 02:26:20,404
I did a lot of bad shit.
I'm going to hell, Jordan!

3859
02:26:20,471 --> 02:26:23,374
(SOBBING) I fucked up!
I fucked up so bad!

3860
02:26:23,441 --> 02:26:25,776
Get the ludes!
Downstairs!

3861
02:26:25,843 --> 02:26:26,844
What are you saying?

3862
02:26:27,345 --> 02:26:28,779
Fuck!

3863
02:26:29,847 --> 02:26:31,048
Get the ludes!

3864
02:26:31,115 --> 02:26:32,550
I can't go down
there, Jordan.
It's flooded.

3865
02:26:32,617 --> 02:26:33,885
It's three feet of
water down there!

3866
02:26:33,951 --> 02:26:36,921
I will not die sober!

3867
02:26:36,988 --> 02:26:38,556
Get those fucking ludes!

3868
02:26:38,623 --> 02:26:39,857
Okay!

3869
02:26:39,924 --> 02:26:40,992
Go!

3870
02:26:39,924 --> 02:26:40,992
Okay.

3871
02:26:44,128 --> 02:26:45,897
NAOMI: Where's he going?

3872
02:26:44,128 --> 02:26:45,897
JORDAN: Hold on, baby!

3873
02:26:45,963 --> 02:26:47,398
NAOMI: Donnie!
Is he fucking crazy?

3874
02:26:47,465 --> 02:26:48,366
JORDAN: He's just
warning everybody!

3875
02:26:53,538 --> 02:26:54,939
(GLASS SHATTERING)

3876
02:27:00,578 --> 02:27:02,313
Jesus Christ!

3877
02:27:04,048 --> 02:27:05,249
Hold on!

3878
02:27:05,316 --> 02:27:06,584
Get away from
the window!

3879
02:27:06,651 --> 02:27:08,252
Rogue wave!

3880
02:27:08,319 --> 02:27:09,420
Mayday!

3881
02:27:09,487 --> 02:27:12,056
This is Captain
Ted Beecham aboard
the yacht <i>Naomi!</i>

3882
02:27:12,123 --> 02:27:13,357
We are going down!

3883
02:27:12,123 --> 02:27:13,357
I got 'em!

3884
02:27:14,058 --> 02:27:15,293
I got 'em!

3885
02:27:16,460 --> 02:27:17,995
Give me one
for the nerves!

3886
02:27:18,062 --> 02:27:19,430
We're going down!

3887
02:27:19,497 --> 02:27:21,499
CAPTAIN TED:
This is a fucking Mayday!

3888
02:27:21,566 --> 02:27:23,467
We require
immediate assistance!

3889
02:27:25,336 --> 02:27:26,904
(SCREAMS)

3890
02:27:25,336 --> 02:27:26,904
Hold on!

3891
02:27:26,971 --> 02:27:27,972
Watch out!

3892
02:27:28,906 --> 02:27:30,308
(PEPPY SONG)

3893
02:27:34,679 --> 02:27:36,614
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)

3894
02:27:40,084 --> 02:27:42,853
JORDAN: <i>The nice thing about</i>
<i>getting rescued by Italians</i>

3895
02:27:42,920 --> 02:27:46,290
<i>is that they feed you,</i>
<i>make you drink red wine,</i>

3896
02:27:46,357 --> 02:27:48,326
<i>then you get to dance.</i>

3897
02:28:05,109 --> 02:28:07,111
<i>Did you see that?</i>

3898
02:28:07,178 --> 02:28:09,914
<i>That was the plane</i>
<i>I sent to come get us.</i>

3899
02:28:11,015 --> 02:28:12,416
<i>I shit you not,</i>
<i>it exploded</i>

3900
02:28:12,483 --> 02:28:14,585
<i>when a seagull</i>
<i>flew into the engine.</i>

3901
02:28:14,652 --> 02:28:16,454
<i>Three people killed.</i>

3902
02:28:21,058 --> 02:28:22,893
<i>You want a sign from God?</i>

3903
02:28:22,960 --> 02:28:25,663
<i>Well, after all this,</i>
<i>I finally got the message.</i>

3904
02:28:29,100 --> 02:28:31,435
(INFOMERCIAL MUSIC)

3905
02:28:31,502 --> 02:28:35,172
<i>Do you dream of becoming</i>
<i>financially independent</i>

3906
02:28:35,239 --> 02:28:37,908
but struggle every month
just to pay your bills?

3907
02:28:37,975 --> 02:28:39,644
Would you like to own
a home like this,

3908
02:28:39,710 --> 02:28:42,079
but can barely afford
to pay your rent?

3909
02:28:42,146 --> 02:28:43,581
My name is Jordan Belfort,

3910
02:28:43,648 --> 02:28:45,683
and there's no secret
to wealth creation.

3911
02:28:45,750 --> 02:28:47,218
No matter who you are,

3912
02:28:47,285 --> 02:28:48,386
no matter where
you came from,

3913
02:28:48,452 --> 02:28:51,122
you too can become
financially independent

3914
02:28:51,188 --> 02:28:52,957
in just a matter of months.

3915
02:28:53,024 --> 02:28:54,992
All you need is a strategy.

3916
02:28:55,059 --> 02:28:56,694
When I was 24 years old,

3917
02:28:56,761 --> 02:29:00,998
I made a decision
not just to survive,
but to thrive.

3918
02:29:01,065 --> 02:29:03,334
WOMAN: <i>At first I didn't</i>
<i>feel like deals like</i>
<i>these were possible.</i>

3919
02:29:03,401 --> 02:29:06,671
But we have the house
and we have a $33,000 profit.

3920
02:29:06,737 --> 02:29:08,072
I certainly believe now.

3921
02:29:08,139 --> 02:29:09,573
Think about it
for a second.

3922
02:29:09,640 --> 02:29:11,575
If you don't have the guts
to attend Jordan Belfort's

3923
02:29:11,642 --> 02:29:14,011
Straight Line Persuasion
System seminar,

3924
02:29:14,078 --> 02:29:15,680
then how do you expect
to make any money?

3925
02:29:15,746 --> 02:29:17,214
JORDAN: <i>If you want to be</i>
<i>a millionaire someday,</i>

3926
02:29:17,281 --> 02:29:19,517
<i>have some guts.</i>
<i>Make a decision.</i>

3927
02:29:19,583 --> 02:29:20,651
Jordan Belfort's
setup worked for me

3928
02:29:20,718 --> 02:29:22,153
because I worked
hard for it.

3929
02:29:22,219 --> 02:29:23,688
And if it doesn't
work for you,

3930
02:29:23,754 --> 02:29:24,588
it's because you're lazy.

3931
02:29:24,655 --> 02:29:25,990
And you should get
a job at McDonald's.

3932
02:29:26,057 --> 02:29:29,226
JORDAN: <i>There's nobody</i>
<i>holding you back from</i>
<i>financial freedom.</i>

3933
02:29:29,293 --> 02:29:32,196
And there's nobody
stopping you from
making millions.

3934
02:29:32,263 --> 02:29:33,331
Don't just sit at home,

3935
02:29:33,397 --> 02:29:36,033
or the life of your dreams
will sail right past you.

3936
02:29:38,803 --> 02:29:40,705
I changed all
these people's lives

3937
02:29:40,771 --> 02:29:42,440
and I can change yours, too!

3938
02:29:42,506 --> 02:29:43,974
So come to my seminar!

3939
02:29:44,041 --> 02:29:45,242
The life of your
dreams is only...

3940
02:29:45,309 --> 02:29:47,044
Good to see
you again, Jordan.

3941
02:29:47,111 --> 02:29:48,179
You're under arrest!

3942
02:29:48,245 --> 02:29:49,647
You gotta be joking!

3943
02:29:51,115 --> 02:29:52,350
You're kidding me.

3944
02:29:52,416 --> 02:29:54,218
Hey, get the fuck
away from me!

3945
02:29:54,285 --> 02:29:55,419
Turn that camera off.

3946
02:29:55,486 --> 02:29:57,455
JORDAN: I'm fucking
shooting a fucking
infomercial here,

3947
02:29:57,521 --> 02:29:59,123
you fucking cocksucker!

3948
02:29:59,190 --> 02:30:00,691
Fuck you,
you motherfucker!

3949
02:29:59,190 --> 02:30:00,691
Shut the fucking camera off.

3950
02:30:00,758 --> 02:30:02,560
You don't got
shit on me,
you hear me!

3951
02:30:02,626 --> 02:30:03,761
Go fuck yourself!

3952
02:30:03,828 --> 02:30:06,163
I'm making an
honest living, you
fucking piece of shit!

3953
02:30:06,230 --> 02:30:07,498
DENHAM: Hey, Jordan,

3954
02:30:07,565 --> 02:30:09,233
let me give you
a little legal advice.

3955
02:30:09,300 --> 02:30:10,735
Shut the fuck up!

3956
02:30:10,801 --> 02:30:12,536
JORDAN: Oh, fuck you,
you fucking prick!

3957
02:30:12,603 --> 02:30:14,772
I'm making an
honest living,
you motherfucker!

3958
02:30:16,774 --> 02:30:18,442
JORDAN: <i>I clean up my act.</i>

3959
02:30:18,509 --> 02:30:21,078
<i>I did rehab.</i>
<i>I'm a TV personality.</i>

3960
02:30:21,145 --> 02:30:23,714
<i>I'm sober for two years.</i>
<i>And this happens!</i>

3961
02:30:23,781 --> 02:30:26,217
<i>Rugrat goes and</i>
<i>gets busted down in Miami.</i>

3962
02:30:26,283 --> 02:30:27,451
I'm Swiss,
I'm not communist.

3963
02:30:27,518 --> 02:30:29,320
JORDAN: <i>And guess</i>
<i>who the fuck with? Saurel.</i>

3964
02:30:29,387 --> 02:30:30,354
You gonna beat me?

3965
02:30:29,387 --> 02:30:30,354
No, sir.

3966
02:30:30,421 --> 02:30:32,790
Yeah, I know your country.
You're gonna beat me.

3967
02:30:32,857 --> 02:30:34,592
JORDAN: <i>I mean,</i>
<i>what are the fucking odds?</i>

3968
02:30:34,658 --> 02:30:37,328
<i>There had to be 10,000</i>
<i>Swiss bankers in Geneva,</i>

3969
02:30:37,395 --> 02:30:38,796
<i>and Rugrat gets</i>
<i>the one dumb enough</i>

3970
02:30:38,863 --> 02:30:41,198
<i>to get himself</i>
<i>arrested on U.S. soil.</i>

3971
02:30:41,265 --> 02:30:43,667
I know.

3972
02:30:41,265 --> 02:30:43,667
(SOBBING)
I'm so sorry.

3973
02:30:46,337 --> 02:30:47,571
JORDAN: <i>Even more fucked</i>

3974
02:30:47,638 --> 02:30:48,706
<i>was that he got busted</i>

3975
02:30:47,638 --> 02:30:48,706
(CAMERA CLICKING)

3976
02:30:48,773 --> 02:30:50,574
<i>for shit that had</i>
<i>nothing to do with me.</i>

3977
02:30:50,641 --> 02:30:52,443
<i>It had nothing</i>
<i>to fucking do with me.</i>

3978
02:30:52,510 --> 02:30:54,512
<i>Something about</i>
<i>laundering drug money</i>

3979
02:30:54,578 --> 02:30:57,481
<i>through offshore boat racing</i>
<i>and a guy named Rocky Aoki,</i>

3980
02:30:57,548 --> 02:30:59,683
<i>you know,</i>
<i>the founder of Benihana.</i>

3981
02:30:59,750 --> 02:31:01,118
<i>Benihana.</i>

3982
02:31:01,185 --> 02:31:03,421
<i>Beni-fucking-hana!</i>

3983
02:31:03,487 --> 02:31:05,055
(YELLING)
<i>Beni-fucking-hana!</i>

3984
02:31:05,122 --> 02:31:06,123
<i>Why?</i>

3985
02:31:06,190 --> 02:31:07,558
<i>Why, why, God?</i>

3986
02:31:07,625 --> 02:31:09,026
<i>Why would you be so cruel</i>

3987
02:31:09,093 --> 02:31:11,762
<i>as to choose</i>
<i>a chain of fucking</i>
<i>hibachi restaurants</i>

3988
02:31:11,829 --> 02:31:13,097
<i>to take me down?</i>

3989
02:31:15,699 --> 02:31:18,202
<i>Long story short.</i>
<i>Saurel rats me out.</i>

3990
02:31:18,269 --> 02:31:21,405
<i>But not before he rats out</i>
<i>Brad's wife, Chantalle,</i>

3991
02:31:21,472 --> 02:31:22,840
<i>who, it turns out,</i>
<i>he'd been fucking</i>

3992
02:31:22,907 --> 02:31:25,376
<i>every time she went</i>
<i>to Switzerland!</i>

3993
02:31:27,545 --> 02:31:29,613
No, no, no, it's impossible.

3994
02:31:27,545 --> 02:31:29,613
<i>Oui, oui, oui.</i>

3995
02:31:32,283 --> 02:31:34,084
All right!

3996
02:31:32,283 --> 02:31:34,084
Ah! (GIGGLING)

3997
02:31:34,151 --> 02:31:35,719
JUDGE: <i>One count</i>
<i>engaging in conspiracy</i>

3998
02:31:35,786 --> 02:31:37,455
<i>to commit securities fraud.</i>

3999
02:31:37,521 --> 02:31:40,157
<i>Two counts securities fraud.</i>

4000
02:31:40,224 --> 02:31:43,494
One count
engaging in conspiracy
to commit money laundering.

4001
02:31:43,561 --> 02:31:45,629
Twenty-one counts
money laundering.

4002
02:31:45,696 --> 02:31:48,098
One count
obstruction of justice.

4003
02:31:49,333 --> 02:31:51,335
Bail is set at $10 million.

4004
02:32:06,584 --> 02:32:08,352
DONNIE: <i>Uncle Donnie's here!</i>

4005
02:32:08,953 --> 02:32:11,822
Rocky. How you doing?

4006
02:32:11,889 --> 02:32:14,391
Woof. I hate that
fucking dog.

4007
02:32:14,458 --> 02:32:16,594
Yeah, he's getting
old and decrepit.

4008
02:32:16,660 --> 02:32:18,362
Starting to shit
in the house again.

4009
02:32:18,429 --> 02:32:19,763
Me, too.

4010
02:32:18,429 --> 02:32:19,763
Come here, buddy.

4011
02:32:19,830 --> 02:32:21,532
Ah, fuck.

4012
02:32:21,599 --> 02:32:23,267
It's good to
see you, pal.

4013
02:32:21,599 --> 02:32:23,267
Yeah, you, too.

4014
02:32:23,334 --> 02:32:24,335
Good to see you.

4015
02:32:24,401 --> 02:32:26,737
Sit down. Oh, man.

4016
02:32:28,806 --> 02:32:29,874
How you doing, brother?

4017
02:32:30,908 --> 02:32:32,443
(SIGHING) You know.

4018
02:32:32,510 --> 02:32:34,378
Shitty, pal.

4019
02:32:34,445 --> 02:32:36,380
But I'm hanging in there.

4020
02:32:37,715 --> 02:32:40,451
My new piece of jewelry.
Check that out.

4021
02:32:40,518 --> 02:32:42,720
Can't leave the house,
you know?

4022
02:32:42,786 --> 02:32:45,356
Starting to get
cabin fever already.

4023
02:32:45,923 --> 02:32:48,192
Fucking Rugrat.

4024
02:32:48,259 --> 02:32:49,593
That wig-wearing faggot.

4025
02:32:49,660 --> 02:32:51,795
I can't believe
that fucking guy.
I wanna kill him.

4026
02:32:51,862 --> 02:32:54,465
Swear to God,
I want to choke
him to death.

4027
02:32:54,532 --> 02:32:56,600
Irresponsible
little prick.

4028
02:32:56,667 --> 02:32:58,569
(SCOFFS)

4029
02:32:56,667 --> 02:32:58,569
I'll tell you one thing.

4030
02:33:00,371 --> 02:33:03,674
I'm never eating
at Benihana again.

4031
02:33:03,741 --> 02:33:05,709
I don't care
whose birthday it is.

4032
02:33:07,311 --> 02:33:08,679
Where's Naomi?
How's she doing?

4033
02:33:09,280 --> 02:33:11,181
That's her in
the house there.

4034
02:33:11,248 --> 02:33:13,183
You could say hi,
but she probably
won't wave back.

4035
02:33:13,250 --> 02:33:14,685
Naomi, sweetheart!

4036
02:33:18,355 --> 02:33:19,623
What's up her ass?

4037
02:33:19,690 --> 02:33:21,225
Is she mad at me?

4038
02:33:19,690 --> 02:33:21,225
No, you know...

4039
02:33:21,292 --> 02:33:22,593
We probably have to
mortgage the house

4040
02:33:22,660 --> 02:33:24,662
in order to make bail.

4041
02:33:24,728 --> 02:33:26,196
Probably end up
selling the thing

4042
02:33:26,263 --> 02:33:28,432
in order to pay
for all the lawyers.

4043
02:33:28,499 --> 02:33:30,968
It's been a
nightmare, buddy,
to tell you the truth.

4044
02:33:31,035 --> 02:33:33,671
What are you
gonna do, right?

4045
02:33:33,737 --> 02:33:36,373
Anyway, how's Stratton?
That's more important.

4046
02:33:36,440 --> 02:33:37,975
How's morale?

4047
02:33:38,042 --> 02:33:40,277
They all pissed off
'cause they have to
make money legally now?

4048
02:33:40,344 --> 02:33:42,279
Jordan.

4049
02:33:40,344 --> 02:33:42,279
Hmm?

4050
02:33:42,346 --> 02:33:44,615
I got the founding
partners together.

4051
02:33:44,682 --> 02:33:46,884
I talked to them
about everything.

4052
02:33:47,818 --> 02:33:48,652
And I got you.

4053
02:33:49,687 --> 02:33:52,556
What do you mean,
you got me?

4054
02:33:52,623 --> 02:33:54,925
The house, money,
don't worry about it.
I got you.

4055
02:34:00,931 --> 02:34:02,232
All right.

4056
02:34:02,299 --> 02:34:03,500
I love you, buddy.

4057
02:34:03,567 --> 02:34:05,502
You know I'd do it
for you, right?

4058
02:34:03,567 --> 02:34:05,502
I know.

4059
02:34:05,569 --> 02:34:07,271
You know that, right?

4060
02:34:05,569 --> 02:34:07,271
I know.

4061
02:34:08,505 --> 02:34:09,473
I could fucking
kiss you all over.

4062
02:34:09,540 --> 02:34:10,708
All right,
enough, enough.

4063
02:34:10,774 --> 02:34:12,710
(LAUGHING)

4064
02:34:12,776 --> 02:34:13,944
You want a beer, pal?

4065
02:34:14,011 --> 02:34:15,446
What are you drinking?

4066
02:34:15,512 --> 02:34:17,414
I got this
non-alcoholic shit.

4067
02:34:17,481 --> 02:34:18,716
What's that?

4068
02:34:18,782 --> 02:34:21,819
A non-alcoholic beer.
It's got no alcohol.

4069
02:34:21,885 --> 02:34:24,655
It's a beer?

4070
02:34:21,885 --> 02:34:24,655
Yeah, with no alcohol.

4071
02:34:24,722 --> 02:34:25,990
But if you drink enough,

4072
02:34:26,056 --> 02:34:27,992
if you drink a lot,
they get you fucked up?

4073
02:34:28,058 --> 02:34:30,361
No, there's no alcohol.
That's the fucking point.

4074
02:34:30,427 --> 02:34:31,428
I'm not a scientist.

4075
02:34:31,495 --> 02:34:32,496
I don't know
what the fuck
you're talking about.

4076
02:34:32,563 --> 02:34:34,431
I can get you
a beer if you want
a fucking beer.

4077
02:34:34,498 --> 02:34:36,467
I know, but I don't drink.
You remember?

4078
02:34:36,533 --> 02:34:37,735
I don't drink anymore.

4079
02:34:37,801 --> 02:34:38,802
Oh, you wanna
go inside

4080
02:34:38,869 --> 02:34:40,504
and blow some lines
of baking powder?

4081
02:34:40,571 --> 02:34:42,439
Or baking soda...

4082
02:34:40,571 --> 02:34:42,439
(CHUCKLING)

4083
02:34:42,506 --> 02:34:44,608
Can't imagine
ever not enjoying
getting fucked up.

4084
02:34:44,675 --> 02:34:46,343
Yeah.

4085
02:34:44,675 --> 02:34:46,343
I love it.

4086
02:34:46,410 --> 02:34:47,745
How's being sober?

4087
02:34:47,811 --> 02:34:49,680
Fucking sucks.

4088
02:34:47,811 --> 02:34:49,680
Boring, right?

4089
02:34:49,747 --> 02:34:52,816
So boring.
I wanna kill myself.

4090
02:34:52,883 --> 02:34:55,452
There's a term,
and we don't like
to use it

4091
02:34:55,519 --> 02:34:56,987
unless circumstances
dictate,

4092
02:34:57,054 --> 02:34:58,856
and I think
they do dictate
in this case,

4093
02:34:58,922 --> 02:35:00,557
and the term
is "Grenada."

4094
02:35:00,624 --> 02:35:01,959
Have you ever heard
of Grenada?

4095
02:35:02,026 --> 02:35:03,327
No. No, I haven't.

4096
02:35:03,394 --> 02:35:04,762
Grenada's very
interesting because

4097
02:35:04,828 --> 02:35:06,930
it is a small
island nation

4098
02:35:06,997 --> 02:35:10,567
that was invaded by
the United States
of America in 1983.

4099
02:35:10,634 --> 02:35:12,536
It's about 90,000 people.

4100
02:35:12,603 --> 02:35:14,838
And essentially, it means

4101
02:35:15,406 --> 02:35:17,608
this case is unloseable.

4102
02:35:17,675 --> 02:35:18,776
Okay?

4103
02:35:18,842 --> 02:35:20,644
So, you know,
we can come in,

4104
02:35:20,711 --> 02:35:22,379
we can have our dick
hanging out of our pants.

4105
02:35:22,446 --> 02:35:23,614
Nobody gives a fuck.

4106
02:35:23,681 --> 02:35:25,349
I'm gonna win.

4107
02:35:25,416 --> 02:35:26,784
You, sir,

4108
02:35:28,118 --> 02:35:29,853
are what's known

4109
02:35:31,088 --> 02:35:32,089
as a Grenada.

4110
02:35:32,156 --> 02:35:33,424
JORDAN: Hmm.

4111
02:35:35,592 --> 02:35:37,761
You're looking at
real prison time.

4112
02:35:37,828 --> 02:35:39,396
Hmm.

4113
02:35:39,463 --> 02:35:42,366
Money laundering
can get you as
much as 20 years.

4114
02:35:42,433 --> 02:35:44,935
And our case
couldn't be stronger
if we caught you

4115
02:35:45,002 --> 02:35:46,704
shoving cash
in your mattress.

4116
02:35:46,770 --> 02:35:47,805
JORDAN: Is that right?

4117
02:35:48,472 --> 02:35:51,942
DENHAM: Hey, Jordan. Jordan.

4118
02:35:52,009 --> 02:35:55,846
Your rotting away
in jail till your kids
get out of college,

4119
02:35:55,913 --> 02:35:57,347
that's not our
ambition here.

4120
02:35:58,949 --> 02:36:01,518
There's other people
involved in this, too.

4121
02:36:01,585 --> 02:36:04,521
We think they need
to see their day
in court as well.

4122
02:36:07,124 --> 02:36:09,359
Why do I sense
there's an offer
in the air?

4123
02:36:09,426 --> 02:36:13,430
Look at him.
He's got a sense.
What are you, Kreskin?

4124
02:36:13,497 --> 02:36:16,100
Full cooperation.
He provides us with
a comprehensive list

4125
02:36:16,166 --> 02:36:18,535
of all the co-conspirators
spanning the last seven years,

4126
02:36:18,602 --> 02:36:20,404
and he also agrees
to wear a wire.

4127
02:36:20,471 --> 02:36:21,739
(CHUCKLING) Wait...

4128
02:36:21,805 --> 02:36:23,574
Did you just say
"wear a wire"?

4129
02:36:23,640 --> 02:36:24,908
A wire. Mmm-hmm.

4130
02:36:24,975 --> 02:36:26,543
What does that mean?

4131
02:36:26,610 --> 02:36:28,479
You want me to rat?
Is that it?

4132
02:36:28,545 --> 02:36:29,646
No, I want you
to cooperate.

4133
02:36:29,713 --> 02:36:31,849
No. You want me
to rat, right?

4134
02:36:29,713 --> 02:36:31,849
Yes. We want you to rat.

4135
02:36:31,915 --> 02:36:34,952
That's fucking exactly
what we want you
to do. To rat.

4136
02:36:39,656 --> 02:36:41,492
JORDAN:
How was Cristy's party?

4137
02:36:41,558 --> 02:36:42,659
NAOMI: Fine.

4138
02:36:42,726 --> 02:36:43,894
JORDAN: Good.

4139
02:36:45,462 --> 02:36:47,731
Babe, I spoke
to the lawyers
again today.

4140
02:36:47,798 --> 02:36:50,467
I have some really,
really great news.

4141
02:36:50,534 --> 02:36:52,436
Mmm-hmm.

4142
02:36:52,503 --> 02:36:54,872
Turns out you're
completely off
the hook, honey.

4143
02:36:55,839 --> 02:36:57,508
I know that already.

4144
02:36:57,574 --> 02:36:59,443
Right. Exactly.

4145
02:36:59,510 --> 02:37:02,513
You never did
anything wrong in
the first place, right?

4146
02:37:03,547 --> 02:37:06,150
It turns out,
all the FBI really

4147
02:37:06,216 --> 02:37:08,118
wants from me
is to, uh,

4148
02:37:08,185 --> 02:37:10,053
to cooperate.

4149
02:37:10,120 --> 02:37:11,555
You know?

4150
02:37:11,622 --> 02:37:12,956
Turns out I have
so much information

4151
02:37:13,023 --> 02:37:14,625
about the stock market
and Wall Street,

4152
02:37:14,691 --> 02:37:15,826
I could save
the government

4153
02:37:15,893 --> 02:37:17,628
years of heartache,
not to mention

4154
02:37:17,694 --> 02:37:20,631
countless dollars.

4155
02:37:17,694 --> 02:37:20,631
Mmm-hmm.

4156
02:37:20,697 --> 02:37:23,433
But it gets
even better, babe.

4157
02:37:23,500 --> 02:37:26,170
Because if I do
decide to cooperate,

4158
02:37:26,236 --> 02:37:29,072
I might only be
looking at four
short years,

4159
02:37:29,139 --> 02:37:30,841
in which case, you know,

4160
02:37:30,908 --> 02:37:33,944
we could start fresh,
maybe sell the house.

4161
02:37:34,011 --> 02:37:35,679
And any fines
that I'd have to pay

4162
02:37:35,746 --> 02:37:37,548
wouldn't be
due till after I
serve my term,

4163
02:37:37,614 --> 02:37:39,716
so we'd still have
plenty of money left
over, you know?

4164
02:37:39,783 --> 02:37:42,486
Mmm-hmm.

4165
02:37:42,553 --> 02:37:44,788
The only thing that
of course bummed
me out a little bit

4166
02:37:44,855 --> 02:37:47,858
is this whole idea
of having to

4167
02:37:47,925 --> 02:37:50,127
give information
about my friends.

4168
02:37:50,194 --> 02:37:53,230
Like you said, "There's
no friends on Wall Street."
Right?

4169
02:37:53,297 --> 02:37:55,465
Right. Right. Exactly.

4170
02:37:55,532 --> 02:37:56,934
There's a silver lining
to that, too, honey.

4171
02:37:57,000 --> 02:37:58,902
Because they said
eventually...

4172
02:37:58,969 --> 02:38:01,872
Eventually everyone's
gonna have to give
information on this case.

4173
02:38:01,939 --> 02:38:04,741
So, at the end
of the day, it might not even
be a factor. You know?

4174
02:38:04,808 --> 02:38:06,777
Well, that's good
news. Right?

4175
02:38:06,844 --> 02:38:08,579
Yeah, yeah.

4176
02:38:08,645 --> 02:38:10,147
I'm really happy for you.

4177
02:38:11,949 --> 02:38:16,053
What do you mean,
happy for me,
sweetheart?

4178
02:38:16,119 --> 02:38:18,522
You should be
happy for the
both of us. Right?

4179
02:38:18,589 --> 02:38:20,457
Yeah, right.

4180
02:38:18,589 --> 02:38:20,457
All right.

4181
02:38:22,626 --> 02:38:24,895
Come here, baby.

4182
02:38:24,962 --> 02:38:26,096
Give me a kiss,
sweetheart.

4183
02:38:26,163 --> 02:38:27,598
Jordan...

4184
02:38:27,664 --> 02:38:28,866
Oh, come on, baby.

4185
02:38:28,932 --> 02:38:30,968
I haven't made love to you
in so long. Please.

4186
02:38:31,034 --> 02:38:33,670
No. Jordan, stop it.

4187
02:38:31,034 --> 02:38:33,670
Come on, honey, please.

4188
02:38:33,737 --> 02:38:34,972
No! Jordan, stop it!

4189
02:38:36,907 --> 02:38:38,909
I've loved you
since the moment
I saw you.

4190
02:38:40,344 --> 02:38:41,645
(MURMURING)

4191
02:38:42,813 --> 02:38:45,215
I fucking hate you, Jordan.

4192
02:38:45,282 --> 02:38:47,751
Get off me!

4193
02:38:45,282 --> 02:38:47,751
Baby...
Don't do that.

4194
02:38:48,886 --> 02:38:51,054
You know how much
I love you, right?

4195
02:38:51,121 --> 02:38:53,090
Stop that,
sweetie. Please.

4196
02:38:58,729 --> 02:39:00,564
You wanna fuck
me, Jordan?

4197
02:39:02,332 --> 02:39:04,034
You wanna fuck me?

4198
02:39:05,035 --> 02:39:06,169
Good.

4199
02:39:06,236 --> 02:39:08,005
Go ahead.

4200
02:39:08,071 --> 02:39:10,007
Go ahead and fuck me.

4201
02:39:11,074 --> 02:39:13,744
I want you
to fuck me real hard.

4202
02:39:13,810 --> 02:39:16,313
I want you to fuck me like
it's the last fucking time.

4203
02:39:16,380 --> 02:39:17,714
Why are you
moving like that?

4204
02:39:16,380 --> 02:39:17,714
Come on.

4205
02:39:17,781 --> 02:39:18,982
Please hold still.

4206
02:39:19,049 --> 02:39:20,217
'Cause I want you
to come for me, baby.

4207
02:39:20,284 --> 02:39:21,818
Come on, babe.

4208
02:39:21,885 --> 02:39:23,587
Come for me, baby.

4209
02:39:23,654 --> 02:39:24,888
I want you to come for me

4210
02:39:24,955 --> 02:39:26,256
like it's the last
fucking time.

4211
02:39:26,323 --> 02:39:27,991
Yeah?

4212
02:39:26,323 --> 02:39:27,991
Yeah.

4213
02:39:28,058 --> 02:39:30,260
Come on, baby.
Come for me.
Come for me, baby.

4214
02:39:30,327 --> 02:39:31,662
Come on, baby.

4215
02:39:31,728 --> 02:39:33,263
Yeah?

4216
02:39:31,728 --> 02:39:33,263
Yeah.

4217
02:39:33,330 --> 02:39:35,098
Yeah, baby, come.

4218
02:39:33,330 --> 02:39:35,098
You want me to come for you?

4219
02:39:35,165 --> 02:39:37,100
Yeah.

4220
02:39:37,167 --> 02:39:39,136
You want me to
come for you?

4221
02:39:37,167 --> 02:39:39,136
Yeah!

4222
02:39:39,202 --> 02:39:41,338
Huh? You want me
to come for you?

4223
02:39:43,373 --> 02:39:45,108
Oh, God, baby. Yeah!

4224
02:39:45,175 --> 02:39:47,678
Oh, God.
(GRUNTING) Oh, God.

4225
02:39:48,979 --> 02:39:51,114
Oh, God. (GASPS)

4226
02:39:51,982 --> 02:39:53,250
Oh, God.

4227
02:39:53,317 --> 02:39:54,751
Jesus.

4228
02:39:56,853 --> 02:39:58,322
(LAUGHING)

4229
02:39:58,388 --> 02:39:59,923
Oh, baby.

4230
02:39:59,990 --> 02:40:02,326
That was so
fucking great!

4231
02:40:02,392 --> 02:40:03,660
Oh, God!

4232
02:40:06,029 --> 02:40:08,598
That was the last time.

4233
02:40:08,665 --> 02:40:10,634
What do you mean, baby?

4234
02:40:10,701 --> 02:40:13,270
I mean that was
the last time
we ever have sex.

4235
02:40:14,671 --> 02:40:16,340
What are you
talking about?

4236
02:40:18,742 --> 02:40:20,177
I want a divorce.

4237
02:40:21,979 --> 02:40:23,981
What do you mean,
you want a divorce?

4238
02:40:24,047 --> 02:40:25,916
What's that supposed to mean,
you want a divorce?

4239
02:40:25,983 --> 02:40:28,151
Get off me!
I want a divorce.

4240
02:40:28,218 --> 02:40:29,686
You just made
love to me.

4241
02:40:29,753 --> 02:40:30,854
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

4242
02:40:30,921 --> 02:40:33,056
I don't love you
anymore, Jordan!

4243
02:40:34,324 --> 02:40:36,827
Oh, you don't love me?

4244
02:40:36,893 --> 02:40:38,328
You don't love me
anymore, huh?

4245
02:40:38,395 --> 02:40:40,831
Well, isn't that
just fucking
convenient for you!

4246
02:40:40,897 --> 02:40:42,766
Now that I'm under
federal indictment,

4247
02:40:42,833 --> 02:40:44,801
with an electronic
bracelet around
my ankle,

4248
02:40:44,868 --> 02:40:46,403
now you decide you don't
fucking love me anymore.

4249
02:40:46,470 --> 02:40:48,705
Is that right?

4250
02:40:46,470 --> 02:40:48,705
No, no.

4251
02:40:48,772 --> 02:40:50,841
What kind of person
are you? Tell me.

4252
02:40:50,907 --> 02:40:52,175
You married me!

4253
02:40:52,242 --> 02:40:53,944
What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?

4254
02:40:54,011 --> 02:40:55,712
Jordan, this is how
it's gonna go.

4255
02:40:55,779 --> 02:40:57,948
I'm gonna take
custody of the kids.

4256
02:40:58,015 --> 02:41:00,050
If you agree to
the divorce right now,

4257
02:41:00,117 --> 02:41:01,418
I will allow
visitation.

4258
02:41:00,117 --> 02:41:01,418
(SIGHING)

4259
02:41:01,485 --> 02:41:03,353
Okay? Don't try
to fight it.

4260
02:41:01,485 --> 02:41:03,353
Oh, my God.

4261
02:41:03,420 --> 02:41:05,055
It'll save us both
a lot of money

4262
02:41:05,122 --> 02:41:07,357
and I got a feeling
you're gonna need it.

4263
02:41:09,326 --> 02:41:12,362
You're not taking
my kids, sweetheart.
You hear me?

4264
02:41:12,429 --> 02:41:14,064
I've already talked
to the lawyer.

4265
02:41:14,131 --> 02:41:14,965
He said even
if you don't
get convicted,

4266
02:41:15,032 --> 02:41:16,366
I've got a good chance
of getting them.

4267
02:41:16,433 --> 02:41:17,734
I got news for you.

4268
02:41:17,801 --> 02:41:19,302
You're not fucking
taking my children,

4269
02:41:19,369 --> 02:41:21,671
you vicious
fucking cunt, you!

4270
02:41:21,738 --> 02:41:23,740
Fuck you,
you fucking bitch!

4271
02:41:23,807 --> 02:41:25,776
You're not fucking taking
my goddamn fucking kids!

4272
02:41:25,842 --> 02:41:27,377
You hear me?
Fuck you!

4273
02:41:27,444 --> 02:41:30,180
You're not fucking
taking my fucking kids!

4274
02:41:38,789 --> 02:41:40,357
Fucking bitch!

4275
02:41:40,424 --> 02:41:42,159
(PANTING)

4276
02:41:43,026 --> 02:41:44,394
Fucking whore!

4277
02:41:44,461 --> 02:41:46,296
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

4278
02:41:48,965 --> 02:41:51,268
Fucking bitch!
Piece of shit
fucking whore!

4279
02:41:52,235 --> 02:41:53,403
(SNORTING)

4280
02:42:00,811 --> 02:42:03,413
(CHUCKLES)
Look at yourself,
Jordan.

4281
02:42:03,480 --> 02:42:04,848
You're sick!

4282
02:42:04,915 --> 02:42:06,049
You're a sick man!

4283
02:42:06,116 --> 02:42:08,218
Fuck you! I told you,
you're not taking
my fucking kids!

4284
02:42:08,285 --> 02:42:10,787
You think I would
let my kids near you?

4285
02:42:10,854 --> 02:42:12,022
Look at yourself!

4286
02:42:12,089 --> 02:42:13,790
You know what
my lawyer said?

4287
02:42:13,857 --> 02:42:17,160
My lawyer said
that you're going to prison
for 20 years, Jordan.

4288
02:42:17,227 --> 02:42:20,297
Twenty fucking years!
You're never gonna see
the kids again!

4289
02:42:20,363 --> 02:42:21,765
You don't think
I'm not gonna see my...

4290
02:42:21,832 --> 02:42:23,834
No, I'm not fucking
letting you near my kids!

4291
02:42:23,900 --> 02:42:25,869
You don't think I'm
gonna see my fucking
kids again, huh?

4292
02:42:25,936 --> 02:42:27,270
Don't you fucking
touch them!

4293
02:42:28,805 --> 02:42:30,207
Don't you fucking touch me!

4294
02:42:32,309 --> 02:42:35,378
Sweetheart?
You're coming on a trip
with Daddy, all right?

4295
02:42:35,445 --> 02:42:37,214
You're coming
on a trip with Daddy.

4296
02:42:40,383 --> 02:42:42,452
NAOMI: Don't you fucking
touch her, Jordan.

4297
02:42:42,519 --> 02:42:45,255
I swear to God,
I will fucking kill you!

4298
02:42:47,924 --> 02:42:49,192
It's all right, baby.

4299
02:42:49,259 --> 02:42:50,527
You and Daddy
are gonna go

4300
02:42:50,594 --> 02:42:52,195
on a little trip
together, okay?

4301
02:42:52,262 --> 02:42:53,430
A little trip together.

4302
02:42:52,262 --> 02:42:53,430
NAOMI: Violet!

4303
02:42:53,497 --> 02:42:54,998
Violet!

4304
02:42:55,065 --> 02:42:57,267
Get the key!
Get the key!

4305
02:42:55,065 --> 02:42:57,267
VIOLET: I got it!

4306
02:42:57,334 --> 02:42:58,969
NAOMI: Jordan, you open
this fucking door

4307
02:42:59,035 --> 02:43:01,872
right now!
Open the door!

4308
02:42:59,035 --> 02:43:01,872
Put your seat belt on.

4309
02:43:01,938 --> 02:43:03,073
There you go.
Get your legs in.

4310
02:43:03,140 --> 02:43:05,008
I'm taking her with me!

4311
02:43:05,075 --> 02:43:06,309
I told you I'm taking
her with me,

4312
02:43:06,376 --> 02:43:07,377
you fucking bitch!

4313
02:43:06,376 --> 02:43:07,377
(GARAGE DOOR OPENING)

4314
02:43:07,444 --> 02:43:11,214
You're not gonna stop me!
You're not gonna stop me!

4315
02:43:11,281 --> 02:43:13,150
We're going
on a little trip, honey.

4316
02:43:13,583 --> 02:43:15,819
No! No!

4317
02:43:15,886 --> 02:43:17,087
Get the hell out of here!

4318
02:43:17,154 --> 02:43:19,322
VIOLET: Leave that baby alone!

4319
02:43:19,389 --> 02:43:21,558
Violet! Garage door!
Close it!

4320
02:43:21,625 --> 02:43:22,993
SKYLAR: Mommy!

4321
02:43:23,059 --> 02:43:25,061
Get out of here!

4322
02:43:23,059 --> 02:43:25,061
Open the fucking door!

4323
02:43:25,128 --> 02:43:26,396
(ENGINE STARTING)

4324
02:43:25,128 --> 02:43:26,396
Mommy!

4325
02:43:30,133 --> 02:43:31,568
VIOLET: No!

4326
02:43:37,440 --> 02:43:39,009
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

4327
02:43:39,075 --> 02:43:41,845
Oh, Lord!
Oh, my heavens...

4328
02:43:41,912 --> 02:43:43,213
Get the baby!

4329
02:43:43,280 --> 02:43:45,215
Naomi, get the baby!

4330
02:43:46,149 --> 02:43:47,817
Mommy.

4331
02:43:46,149 --> 02:43:47,817
Honey, it's okay.

4332
02:43:47,884 --> 02:43:49,386
It's gonna be okay.

4333
02:43:49,452 --> 02:43:51,254
VIOLET: Oh, Mr. Jordan
has lost his mind.

4334
02:43:52,455 --> 02:43:54,057
JORDAN: Baby...

4335
02:43:52,455 --> 02:43:54,057
NAOMI: It's all right, honey.

4336
02:43:54,124 --> 02:43:55,926
She all right?

4337
02:43:55,992 --> 02:43:57,060
Is she all right?

4338
02:43:58,028 --> 02:43:59,596
What's the matter
with you?

4339
02:43:59,663 --> 02:44:00,997
Is she all right?

4340
02:44:08,371 --> 02:44:09,973
LUCAS: <i>Paragraph 1.</i>

4341
02:44:10,040 --> 02:44:11,374
<i>The defendant</i>
<i>shall plead guilty</i>

4342
02:44:11,441 --> 02:44:13,210
<i>to all counts</i>
<i>of the indictment</i>

4343
02:44:13,276 --> 02:44:15,078
<i>currently pending against him</i>

4344
02:44:15,145 --> 02:44:17,113
<i>in the United States</i>
<i>District Court</i>

4345
02:44:17,180 --> 02:44:19,082
<i>for the Eastern District</i>
<i>of New York.</i>

4346
02:44:19,149 --> 02:44:20,283
<i>Paragraph 2.</i>

4347
02:44:20,350 --> 02:44:21,418
DENHAM: Talk normally.

4348
02:44:21,484 --> 02:44:23,220
LUCAS: <i>The defendant</i>
<i>shall participate</i>

4349
02:44:23,286 --> 02:44:25,088
<i>in undercover activities...</i>

4350
02:44:25,155 --> 02:44:26,223
DENHAM: Breathe normally.

4351
02:44:26,289 --> 02:44:27,958
<i>...including wearing</i>
<i>a recording device,</i>

4352
02:44:28,024 --> 02:44:30,126
<i>also known as a wire...</i>

4353
02:44:30,193 --> 02:44:32,162
After five minutes,
you'll forget you
even have it on.

4354
02:44:32,229 --> 02:44:33,163
<i>...in conjunction</i>
<i>with the investigation...</i>

4355
02:44:33,230 --> 02:44:34,631
Fucking brutal.

4356
02:44:34,698 --> 02:44:36,366
Quit your bitching.

4357
02:44:36,433 --> 02:44:38,301
Paragraph 4.
The defendant
must not commit,

4358
02:44:38,368 --> 02:44:40,537
or attempt to commit,
any further crimes.

4359
02:44:40,604 --> 02:44:43,907
Please. Let me just sign
the fucking thing already.

4360
02:44:43,974 --> 02:44:45,342
Thank you.

4361
02:44:48,278 --> 02:44:49,479
Just here?

4362
02:44:49,546 --> 02:44:51,081
That'd be good.

4363
02:44:52,616 --> 02:44:54,150
Thank you.

4364
02:44:54,217 --> 02:44:55,452
JORDAN:
<i>It wasn't even a choice.</i>

4365
02:44:56,486 --> 02:45:00,123
<i>For the next six hours,</i>
<i>I came up with a list.</i>

4366
02:45:00,190 --> 02:45:03,093
<i>Friends, enemies,</i>
<i>business associates.</i>

4367
02:45:03,159 --> 02:45:04,661
<i>Anybody who'd ever known me</i>

4368
02:45:04,728 --> 02:45:07,063
<i>or taken so much</i>
<i>as a stock tip.</i>

4369
02:45:07,130 --> 02:45:08,465
(ALL CHEERING)

4370
02:45:12,602 --> 02:45:14,904
ALL: (CHANTING)
Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!

4371
02:45:17,107 --> 02:45:20,176
<i>The first name</i>
<i>on the list was Donnie.</i>

4372
02:45:17,107 --> 02:45:20,176
(HOWLING)

4373
02:45:20,243 --> 02:45:22,012
(DONNIE LAUGHING)

4374
02:45:22,078 --> 02:45:23,346
Jordan, do you know
how good it is

4375
02:45:23,413 --> 02:45:25,315
to have you back
in this office?

4376
02:45:25,382 --> 02:45:27,450
It's not the same
when you're gone.

4377
02:45:27,517 --> 02:45:29,252
It's sad, you understand?
It's like...

4378
02:45:29,319 --> 02:45:30,587
That fucking
Steve Madden, huh?

4379
02:45:30,654 --> 02:45:32,222
I can't...

4380
02:45:32,289 --> 02:45:34,124
Swear to God,
I can't even
think about it.

4381
02:45:34,190 --> 02:45:36,092
Every time I
think about him,
my blood boils.

4382
02:45:36,159 --> 02:45:37,661
I can't even
say his name.

4383
02:45:37,727 --> 02:45:39,496
I know.

4384
02:45:37,727 --> 02:45:39,496
It's, like, disgusting.

4385
02:45:39,562 --> 02:45:41,531
I grew up with
this guy and he
betrays me like that.

4386
02:45:41,598 --> 02:45:43,133
Ugh!

4387
02:45:43,199 --> 02:45:45,935
He ever get back
to you about that, um...

4388
02:45:46,703 --> 02:45:48,371
About that account?

4389
02:45:54,277 --> 02:45:55,545
You remember.

4390
02:45:55,612 --> 02:45:57,614
It was like 4 or 5 mil,
something like that, right?

4391
02:45:57,681 --> 02:46:00,417
He was supposed
to kick back
4 or 5 mil, was it?

4392
02:46:05,055 --> 02:46:06,523
Actually, I was...

4393
02:46:06,589 --> 02:46:08,191
I was fucked up, Jordan,

4394
02:46:08,258 --> 02:46:09,559
so I don't
really remember.

4395
02:46:08,258 --> 02:46:09,559
Yeah.

4396
02:46:09,626 --> 02:46:11,428
Yeah, right. Stupid.

4397
02:46:12,295 --> 02:46:14,064
Well, if he calls you,

4398
02:46:14,130 --> 02:46:16,299
you make sure
and contact me, okay?

4399
02:46:18,335 --> 02:46:20,036
Yeah. (STAMMERING)
Of course.

4400
02:46:18,335 --> 02:46:20,036
Yeah.

4401
02:46:20,103 --> 02:46:21,971
Of course, yeah.
No, of course.

4402
02:46:25,608 --> 02:46:27,711
You gonna eat
that last piece
of yellowtail, bud?

4403
02:46:29,145 --> 02:46:30,480
No, it's all yours.

4404
02:46:31,514 --> 02:46:32,649
Can I get this?

4405
02:46:35,352 --> 02:46:37,087
So, what else is...

4406
02:46:39,823 --> 02:46:42,058
Well, how's Naomi
and everything?

4407
02:46:42,125 --> 02:46:43,326
You know how it is.

4408
02:46:43,393 --> 02:46:45,495
She hates my fucking guts.

4409
02:46:47,230 --> 02:46:48,732
How's Hildy? Good?

4410
02:46:49,766 --> 02:46:51,368
She's still alive, so

4411
02:46:51,434 --> 02:46:53,336
my life is fucked,
you know?

4412
02:46:53,403 --> 02:46:54,404
Yeah.

4413
02:46:56,706 --> 02:46:58,308
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

4414
02:47:01,411 --> 02:47:03,046
Mr. Jordan.

4415
02:47:03,113 --> 02:47:04,514
Mmm?

4416
02:47:04,581 --> 02:47:06,583
Mr. Jordan,
you got a visitor.

4417
02:47:07,150 --> 02:47:08,585
What?

4418
02:47:08,651 --> 02:47:10,420
You've got a visitor.

4419
02:47:12,355 --> 02:47:13,723
(SIGHING DEEPLY)

4420
02:47:26,136 --> 02:47:28,171
I need you to
get dressed.

4421
02:47:28,238 --> 02:47:30,240
Why? What the
fuck's going on?

4422
02:47:35,278 --> 02:47:36,780
You're going to jail.

4423
02:47:48,825 --> 02:47:50,226
All right.

4424
02:47:50,293 --> 02:47:51,761
I'll get some clothes on.

4425
02:47:51,828 --> 02:47:53,830
We'll give you
a hand with that.

4426
02:48:02,705 --> 02:48:03,773
Okay.

4427
02:48:11,915 --> 02:48:13,650
(DOOR BANGING OPEN)

4428
02:48:16,219 --> 02:48:17,821
FBI!

4429
02:48:17,887 --> 02:48:19,355
Everybody sit down.
Put your hands

4430
02:48:19,422 --> 02:48:21,491
where they can be seen,
and shut up!

4431
02:48:21,558 --> 02:48:23,293
Don't you fucking
touch me.

4432
02:48:23,359 --> 02:48:25,495
Get your fucking
hands off me!

4433
02:48:25,562 --> 02:48:27,297
Don't get out of your seats!

4434
02:48:40,543 --> 02:48:42,145
It's fucking Chanel!

4435
02:48:44,180 --> 02:48:45,548
(ALL CLAMORING)

4436
02:48:54,791 --> 02:48:57,193
JORDAN: <i>I gave up everyone.</i>

4437
02:48:57,260 --> 02:48:58,962
<i>And in return,</i>

4438
02:48:59,028 --> 02:49:02,799
<i>I got three years</i>
<i>in some hellhole in Nevada</i>
<i>I'd never even heard of.</i>

4439
02:49:04,901 --> 02:49:08,171
<i>Like my pops,</i>
<i>Mad Max, had said,</i>

4440
02:49:08,238 --> 02:49:10,640
<i>"The chickens</i>
<i>had come home to roost."</i>

4441
02:49:12,242 --> 02:49:14,277
<i>Whatever the fuck that means.</i>

4442
02:49:18,248 --> 02:49:19,148
LAWYER:
<i>I hope Your</i>
<i>Honor would agree</i>

4443
02:49:19,215 --> 02:49:21,451
that Mr. Belfort
has distinguished himself

4444
02:49:21,518 --> 02:49:23,620
in terms of his
cooperation.

4445
02:49:23,686 --> 02:49:25,555
Mr. Belfort has
helped the government
win convictions

4446
02:49:25,622 --> 02:49:28,157
of over two dozen
serious offenders

4447
02:49:29,592 --> 02:49:31,528
and helped them
recover millions
of dollars

4448
02:49:31,594 --> 02:49:34,631
to be made available
for restitution to
their victims.

4449
02:49:37,300 --> 02:49:38,568
The sentence of
the court shall be

4450
02:49:38,635 --> 02:49:40,570
36 months in
federal prison.

4451
02:49:42,572 --> 02:49:44,707
Please remand
the defendant.

4452
02:49:46,910 --> 02:49:48,645
LAWYER: I'm sorry.

4453
02:49:50,613 --> 02:49:52,515
(HANDCUFFS LOCKING)

4454
02:49:50,613 --> 02:49:52,515
That's okay.

4455
02:50:40,964 --> 02:50:43,633
JORDAN: <i>I'm not</i>
<i>ashamed to admit it.</i>

4456
02:50:43,700 --> 02:50:45,535
<i>When we arrived</i>
<i>at the prison,</i>

4457
02:50:45,602 --> 02:50:47,570
<i>I was absolutely terrified.</i>

4458
02:50:48,571 --> 02:50:49,539
GUARD: Belfort,
on your feet.

4459
02:50:49,606 --> 02:50:52,475
JORDAN: <i>But I</i>
<i>needn't have been.</i>

4460
02:50:52,542 --> 02:50:54,744
<i>You see, for a brief</i>
<i>fleeting moment,</i>

4461
02:50:55,645 --> 02:50:58,848
<i>I'd forgotten I was rich.</i>

4462
02:50:58,915 --> 02:51:01,951
<i>And I lived in a place</i>
<i>where everything was for sale.</i>

4463
02:51:04,887 --> 02:51:07,590
<i>Wouldn't you like to</i>
<i>learn how to sell it?</i>

4464
02:51:07,657 --> 02:51:10,560
MC: <i>So listen. I've met some</i>
<i>bad motherfuckers in my life.</i>

4465
02:51:10,627 --> 02:51:11,794
<i>I'm talking</i>
<i>about rock stars,</i>

4466
02:51:11,861 --> 02:51:13,896
<i>professional athletes,</i>
<i>gangsters.</i>

4467
02:51:13,963 --> 02:51:15,765
<i>I'm telling you,</i>
<i>some real bad</i>
<i>motherfuckers.</i>

4468
02:51:15,832 --> 02:51:18,368
<i>But this guy,</i>
<i>my good friend,</i>

4469
02:51:18,434 --> 02:51:21,004
<i>Mr. Jordan Belfort,</i>
<i>is the single</i>

4470
02:51:21,070 --> 02:51:24,340
baddest motherfucker
I have ever met.

4471
02:51:24,407 --> 02:51:26,342
So I want you right now

4472
02:51:26,409 --> 02:51:29,345
to give a warm Auckland,
New Zealand welcome

4473
02:51:29,412 --> 02:51:31,014
for my good friend

4474
02:51:31,080 --> 02:51:33,816
and the world's
greatest sales trainer,

4475
02:51:33,883 --> 02:51:36,619
Mr. Jordan Belfort!

4476
02:51:33,883 --> 02:51:36,619
(APPLAUSE)

4477
02:51:36,686 --> 02:51:38,488
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

4478
02:51:47,096 --> 02:51:48,398
Thank you.

4479
02:51:50,667 --> 02:51:51,868
(SIGHING)

4480
02:52:11,554 --> 02:52:12,855
Sell me this pen.

4481
02:52:17,660 --> 02:52:19,929
It's, uh...
(STAMMERING)

4482
02:52:19,996 --> 02:52:21,998
It's an amazing pen.

4483
02:52:22,065 --> 02:52:24,033
For professionals,
it's a...

4484
02:52:27,170 --> 02:52:28,871
Sell me this pen.

4485
02:52:30,106 --> 02:52:31,107
Well, it's a nice pen.

4486
02:52:31,174 --> 02:52:32,875
You can use the pen

4487
02:52:32,942 --> 02:52:35,778
to write down
thoughts from your
life so you can...

4488
02:52:37,780 --> 02:52:39,015
Sell me

4489
02:52:39,582 --> 02:52:40,917
this pen.

4490
02:52:43,119 --> 02:52:44,821
Well...

4491
02:52:44,887 --> 02:52:48,091
This pen works
and I personally
love this pen...

4492
02:52:52,462 --> 02:52:54,964
(MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC)

4493
02:54:12,008 --> 02:54:14,877
(MARK HUMMING)